Epic Clash of the Uzumakis Chapter 1: section 1, a naruto fanfic

Epic Clash of the Uzumakis

Kickers-ej

Disclaimer: I CAN'T OWN NARUTO??!!

Section 1 : DOUBLE CONSPIRACY

"Today will be the day I confess my feelings to Sasuke!" a hyper blond exclaimed, punching the air with his fist. He was on his way to meet the TEME for a sparring match, and maybe he will have a perfect opening to say what he feels during their fight. Several possibilities played in his mind...

Scenario 1: Innocently romantic

"Sasuke..," A panting Naruto uttered while being pinned to a tree. Sasuke hovered closer to the blond, purposely blowing hot air to said blond's lips.

"Yes, dobe?" Sasuke's husky voice echoed within the small enclosure, sending tingles down Naruto's spine.

"I like you, Sasuke," Naruto will admit shyly, blushing to add substance to the situation.

Sasuke smirked at the blushing dobe, all the while staring more intently towards the blond.

"Do you like me Sasuke?" asked the timid dobe, turning hopeful eyes at his best friend.

"No, I don't like you, dobe," Sasuke said, cutting all hopes with his blunt statement. Immediately Naruto gasped, and quivered his lips. A lone tear was about to make it's way down his flushed left cheek when a strong hand moved to wipe it away.

"I love you, Uzumaki Naruto," and then a rainbow will appear, the sun will shine so brightly that you can turn blind, deers, rabbits and chipmunks will prance at the back, while birds serenade love songs, plus un-identified large flowers of all species will twirl in the background as a signal of a great love confession unveiled...

Naruto blushed at the cheesy mini-drama his head made up, complements of a cheap shoujo manga.

Scenario 2: Seductively sexy

A sweating Naruto(half naked) panted, all the while noticing the Uchiha was not able to take his eyes off the dobe's muscular (self proclaimed) body. The dobe smirked(stole Sasuke's job) and approached the Uchiha, who unconsciously backed away, only to be pinned to a tree.

"What are you doing, dobe?" Sasuke will ask, trying to keep his composure. His cheeks will stain a light pink colour, adding appeal to the already over-appealing Uchiha. Naruto traced his hands over Sasuke lips, boring his eyes into the souls of the avenger. More blushing takes place.

"Why Sasuke, it's obvious what I'm doing," at that Sasuke blushed harder.

"The question is, what are YOU going to do?" with that Naruto swooped down and claimed Sasuke's lips, a saxofone tune hovering in the background, the kind in movies where the two main characters were about to engage in activities too rated for this fic..

"Urgggghhh..," drooling was seen from Naruto.

Scenario 3 : Lucky circumstances

"Naruto! I can't take it anymore!" shouted an exasperated Sasuke, grabbing onto Naruto's front shirt and clashing his lips to the blond's. While the kiss was passionate and Naruto responded to it (he'd be nuts not to), he stopped the second one by placing a firm hand on the Uchiha's shoulder.

"Sasuke, I don't want you to regret this later on. While I am sure that I love you, I hope you can be sure as well before we continue," Naruto, surprisingly, said this in a manly dominating manner, his brows were a little thicker and his eyes were not so round, instead, they took on a sharper shape and his voice lower in baritone.

Sasuke looked up at his Naruto (yes, he was delusional) and grabbed more forcefully at Naruto's shirt.

"I've been sure since forever,"

OR...

Scenario 4 : Super mega ultra lucky circumstances

"Sasuke, I don't want you to regret this later on. While I am sure that I love you, I hope you can be sure as well before we continue," Naruto, surpsrisingly, said this in a manly dominating manner, his brows were a little thicker and his eyes were not so round, instead, they took on a sharper shape and his voice lower in baritone.

"Ohhh..Naruto, my most manliness of men seme! You are the epitome of a gentleman! That is why I love you so! Now come here and take me!" a magically naked Sasuke who Naruto could have sworn was wearing clothes just 5 second ago stated, and laying on a bed that was apparently fabricated out of thin air using a jutsu that no one had heard before. Naruto wasted no time answering the invitation...

"Oh man! That would be awesome!" Naruto quickened the pace, eager to see which one of the scenario will take place (silently rooting for scenario no 4). He completely forgot the fact that the scenarios were waaay out of character and there was no way that Uchiha Sasuke will admit being uke.

Suddenly he was tackled from the side, and both parties fell onto the ground, rolling a bit before coming to a halt. Naruto vaguely wondered if it was Sasuke, and a scenario no 5 was taking place, but judging from the dressing code, this person was someone else. Someone with his choice of clothing..

"Man, I'm glad I made it in time," the annoying high pitched voice mumbled. Dusting his orange pants off, the newbie raised his gaze to look at Naruto.

Naruto clicked his tongue in annoyance. How dare this idiot stop him from acting out his deepest fantasies! When the stranger met his gaze he was surprised to see..

Another Naruto?!

Naruto rubbed his eyes harshly, hopefully this intruder will disappear by the time he finished rubbing. Hmmm? Nope, still there.

"Alright, henge copy! Who are you and what are you doing here?" Naruto screamed, flailing his arms around. The other him stared expectantly at the dobe and jerked his shirt up. Naruto gasped, the kyuubi's seal was clearly visible.

"Huh? Wait a minute, how can I be sure this ain't a really good tattoo copy of my Kyuubi tattoo, huh?" Naruto screamed some more. The other Naruto smirked, raised his chakra levels and brought up his hands into view.

His clawed hands.

Naruto jerked back, even if someone henged, it was impossible to imitate Kyuubi's chakra. This guy reeked of it, clearly having Kyuubi in him as well.

"You..you are.." Naruto stated with surprised eyes. The other Naruto (we'll call him Naruto(B)) smiled brightly, placing his hands behind his head.

"Glad to see you understand now,"Naruto(B) said.

"You are my long lost twin brother that has another Kyuubi in you!" apparently not.

"You idiot! I'm you from another universe!" Naruto(B) smacked across Naruto's head. Said blond whined and rubbed his head to ease the pain. He looked up with confusion clearly written in his face. Naruto(B) then proceeded to explain the theories about different universe being in parallel dimensions, where one event that might occur in one universe will not affect the present of another universe. It seems that this Naruto had come from another more future universe had been able to create a jutsu to cross between universes.

Don't get it? So did Naruto.

"You just have to know that I am a completely different Naruto with a completely different future,"the Naruto(B) stated, huffing. He pulled Naruto towards the direction of the training grounds, the blond stuttering that he was to be released.

"You are gonna see Sasuke, right? Let's go. He's the reason why I'm here anyway,"

"How do you know?!!! Stalker!" Naruto wailed.

"I'm practically you. I always seek Sasuke in the future too,"Naruto(B) explained. Seems like he's a bit smarter in the future.

"What do you want with Sasuke?" Naruto asked, bewildered. Naruto (B) was about to answer when they were both tackled to the ground, but this time the stranger didn't fall down too.

"Hey, hey, you think I'm gonna let you go, alone?" a voice similar to their's but lower stated smugly. Both Narutos snapped their heads to see..

Another Naruto??!!

"Are you another me?!!" Naruto asked while clutching his head in pain.

"I knew this would happen,"Naruto(B) muttered.

"I am a Naruto more future that you,"Naruto(now dubbed Naruto(C)) pointed towards Naruto(B). He made his way towards the training grounds, Naruto (B) hot on his tail. They were bickering back and forth when Naruto, finally snapping out of his trance went to block them both. Sasuke's name was heard here and there.

"HOOOOOLD IT! WHAT ARE YOU BOTH PLANNING DOING TO SASUKE??!!" Naruto huffed irritably. He was willing to give these Narutos a beating if they wouldn't answer. Both Narutos looked at him incredulously, and said at the same time..

"We're here to take Sasuke back into our universe," and after that another bickering ensued about who gets Sasuke but Naruto was already tuning out. The only thing in his head were questions like 'what happened to their Sasuke?' Or 'why this universe?' And 'things like are they married in the future?' Plus 'who's the dominating one?'.

It was hard enough to ward off other possible competitors up to this point (story not included), but how will he..

How will he ward off himselves???!!

This idea kinda struck me while I was doing some assignment, just being bored does many thing to you! R n R and tell me how's the plot this time!! Thanks!