Haku: Ash-chan?? (Gently shakes me)
Tenten: Give up Haku, we tried everything.
Kankuro: Yeah and none of it has worked.
Naomi: (Smirk) true, but we haven't tried this. Sakura, your dare is to propose to Itachi.
Me: (Eyes shot open)
Sakura: (Gets down on one knee) Itachi, will you-
Me: (Tackles Sakura from outta no where and puts her in a head lock) don't even think of asking my Itachi-kun for his hand in marriage!!! That's the hand I will one day ask for!!!
Sakura: (Waving the white flag) okay, I give!!
Me: (Let's go) thank you. So, what did I miss??
Everyone: O.O n…nothing m…much.
Me: Good to hear. Now, let's see. (Looks at paper) damn, you guys got a lot of dares while I was out. Oh here's one. Dawn…Devilia!!!! I need you!!!
Dawn&Devilia: (Walk in) yes president evil??
Deidara: You're president evil??
Me: Only in this house. Everywhere else, it's like I don't exist. So, I hear you guys have a multi purpose spray??
Dawn: Uh-huh. What of it?
Me: Can I see it for a minute??
Devilia: (Tosses me the can)
Me: Thank you. Now Sasuke, put on a sparkly bra and thongs under your clothing and first run around the town screaming 'Help tasukete there's a fish on my head and it's gonna kill me help!!' then strip for gay men in the strip club.
Sasuke: Hell no!!
Me: I had a feeling this would happen. (Sprays spray in his face)
Sasuke: (Blanks out)
Me: You will do every command I just made and you will do it all. Now go put on the bra and thong and get out there.
Sasuke: Yes m' am. (Walks to the bathroom)
Me: That takes care of that.
Everyone: O.O
Me: You're wondering how I did that, huh? Well, this spray is a commanding/sleeping/ and sticky spray all in one. Dawn and Devilia gave it to me.
Neji: … well, that's all I needed to hear. Got anymore dares?
Naomi: Yes we do. But first, Ash-chan can I see that spray?
Dawn: We have enough for you, Yasu, and Reina to have your own. (Hands the girls mentioned the spray)
Girls: Arigatou!!
Naomi: Now as I was saying, Sakura come here.
Sakura: yea-(Snoring)
Yasu: You sprayed it on her didn't you??
Naomi: Yep!! Go ahead and place the jutsu on her.
Yasu: (Does a few handsigns and places the jutsu on Sakura and places one on Sai while he's out) it's done.
Reina: Great. Angelis and Devilia, whenever you say anything, the dare states that you can poke your guys.
Angelis: Yay!! (Pokes Kiba with every word) I'm so glad we get to do this!! I like to poke people!!
Me: You sound like this girl I knew. She used to always poke me and I told her to stop but she didn't.
Naomi: Interesting…Ino, come with me. (Walks to the bathroom)
Ino: (Follows)
Kakashi: What is she gonna do??
Ino: (Screams)
Naomi: (Slaps Ino) Shut up and calm down. It isn't that bad.
Ino: Yes it is. (Crying)
Naomi: Suck it up and put this on.
Yasu: Here comes my part. (Jumping up and down with excitement)
Gaara: What are you going to do??
Reina: Here it comes.
Ino: (Walks out with…her beautiful hair…or is it really hers??)
Kankuro: She didn't do anything.
Yasu: Yeah she did!!! (Jumps over Ino's head and pulls on her hair and gets…)
Everyone: O.O
Yasu: Omg, it burns!!! It burns!!!
Ino: (Big shiny head reflects light)
Everyone: (Shield their eyes from the bright light)
Devilia: (Pokes Tobi) god, that's hideous!!
Me: Hey, another funny thing's about to happen. Sakura's coming to.
Sakura: (Wakes up)
Naru-kun: (Playing along) wow Sakura…you have such pretty hair.
Sakura: Hair…?!
Sunko: (Playing along) yeah, it's so beautiful.
Sakura: Really?! I gotta see!! (Runs to mirror and sees her pretty hair again) it's beautiful just like I remember!!
Me: Yeah it is.
Sakura: (Hair then disappears) Noooooooo!!!!
Yasu, Naomi, and Me: What!! Got ya fool!!!
Everyone: (snickers)
Sai: (Comes in and he's wearing clothes) I'm back.
Yasu: Wonderful!! You and Naru-kun get to sing Barbie's a bitch to Sakura and Sasuke's Ken!!!
Itachi: Sasuke isn't here.
Takeo: Yeah here he comes now.
Sasuke: What about me?!
Amitie: Nothing until later. So, how did it go??
Sasuke: Alright. It was kinda creepy and Orochimaru was there. But I made $50!!
Naru-kun: Now we can serenade them!! Sakura and Sasuke, sit on the couch.
10 minutes after bad singing and Sasuke punching Naru-kun's and Sai's face in…
Sasuke: That's taken care of.
Haku: You leaf ninja like to use force all the time, don't you??
Kakashi: Only when necessary.
Sai: I have to see how bad the bleeding is. (Goes to bathroom and stays for 5 minutes…until he screams and runs out)
Reina: What's wrong??
Sai: (Panicking) after 2 minutes, instead of seeing me… I saw… I saw…
Yasu: (Slaps and shakes him) just tell us.
Sai: I saw Ashley's face!!!
Me: Wow, I am so touched you really hate me that much!!
Neji: I'm lost. Why did he see your face??
Naomi: Because Ash-chan placed a genjutsu on him so that if he looks in the mirror for more than 2 minutes, he sees the face of the person he really hates. It was a dare and it was a success!!
Yasu: (Shakes a sake bottle and lets it spray everywhere) woo-hoo!!! We're done here!!! Party!!!
Reina: (Punches her) you idiot!! We're not done yet!! We still have 12 dares left!!
Me: Well, hurry up!! Bleach is coming on at 12:30!! Sakura, here your hair back. (Snaps fingers and Sakura's hair returns but it's green)
Sakura: (Looks at it) I can live with green hair.
Yasu: (Upset that she couldn't have sake) put on this yellow dress and don't complain.
Sakura: (Goes to change)
Naomi: Dawn, you have to act nice and cuddly.
Dawn: I can dig it. (Smiles, sits down on Gaara's lap, and teases him like a girly girl)
Sakura: (Comes out on yellow dress with silver lining that says 'sprite') now what?
Me: Make out with Sai and make it quick!!
Sakura: (Afraid of my rushing and kisses Sai)
Me: Kissing over!! Itachi, you and Leader sing I'm a Superstar, NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Leader&Itachi: (Sing with straight faces)
Yasu: What about the lyrics??
Me: I don't have time for them!! Itachi, dance to it too!!!!!
Itachi: (Grumbles and starts to dance)
Reina: She's rushing. Devilia, get to the chicken-izing.
Devilia: Can do. (Sprays Sakura, Ino, Sasuke, and Sai with spray. One for commanding, to make them sticky, sprays them with feathers and a red glove. Pokes Tobi while doing it) now that you're chickens, you are to dance like chickens. Do it!!
Chicken People: (Dances and act like chickens and cluck like them too!!)
Me: Absolutely great. We're getting them in fast!!! Devilia, you and Tobi are dared to be chibi and wreak havoc!! (Turns them to chibi)
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy!! (Pulls out weapons) especially when it comes to destroying things!!
Devilia&Tobi: (Runs out with evil laughs)
Yasu: Awww!!! Angelis, you act like a bunny and Kiba act like a puppy. And Kiba, you get to wear puppy ears.
Angelis&Kiba: (Act as bunny or dog and Kiba wears puppy ears)
Orochimaru: (Walks in all wet in an 'I like Little Boys' shirt)
Zazuken: What happened to you??
Orochimaru: I was peekingon Tsunade and those like Ashley said to and I found one of Deidara's bombs on the branch. It blew up and I fell in and the girls took their rage out on me.
Takeo: What's with the shirt??
Orochimaru: Ashley told me to wear it since it was true.
Yasu: Sasuke, dress as sailor mars and blow up random things.
Sasuke: (Already dressed) something fun!!! Later!! (Runs out)
Reina: (Turns to Itachi) stop him and apologize for his behavior.
Itachi: (Nods and runs out)
Me: Still in a rush here!!! Clairece, do your thing!!!
Clairece: Whatever you say!! Soul Control Jutsu!! (Uses it on Ino)
Ino: (Dazed look)
Me: (Starts to beat her up)
Everyone: (WTF look)
Naomi: It was a dare. Let's see what's going on in town!!
Itachi: (Drags Sasuke back into the room) no need, we're already back.
Yasu: You were only gone for 5 minutes!!
Itachi: I know and 5 were enough! You don't know how many times I had to say 'I'm so sorry for my little brother's behavior. He has mental issues and forgot to take his pills today.' I got so tired of it that I had to send him to chibi world just to calm him down!
Me: We had to do that anyway!!
Lan: (Talking to Clairece) this is boring. Let's go to the bar.
Clairece: Okay!! (Walks out)
Naru-kun: (Just came to senses) what just happened??
Naomi: Those two are going to the bar even though Clairece is under age.
Naru-kun: Hell no!!! I'll be right back!! (Runs out)
Me: Don't bother since the stories over!!!
Sai: Finally, we're relieved of this hell!!!
Haku: I actually like it here.
Sai: You like everything even psychos like these girls, don't ya he-she?!
Haku: What did you call me?!
Haku&Sai: (Start to fight)
Everyone: (Fight with the people they hate)
Me: The biggest fight ever had here…great way to end this story huh girls??
Yasu, Sunko, Naomi, and Reina: Yeah, I think so!!
Me: Okay Shika-kun, you get to do the last dare for a long time!!
Shika-kun: Thank god!! Hope you have a kick ass summer!! Jamie and everyone here signing out!!
Everyone: (Realizes what Shikamaru just said, smiles, and waves) bye!!!!!!
Well, I'm done with this story and dares for a good long while!! Phew, I'm beat!! Ja Ne!! Hope you read my karaoke fic and review…once I post it!!