Hi peoples. Sorry about not updating. I'd give you a bunch of excuses but I don't want to make you bored and not want to read the chapter.

To make a good finale for the hilarious story I made an extra long chapter. It's actually the longest chapter I have written. Unless you don't really have a sense of humor I guarantee that you'll laugh at least once. In my opinion it's hilarious! I was laughing while I wrote it.

Chapter 10

The five regular Titans stepped into the new teleporter and disappeared. There was a flash of white light and they reappeared somewhere else. The Titans looked around and instantly knew that they were not at their home.

They were standing on a beach in the bright sunlight. There were palm trees everywhere and everything around them was all in all very tropical.

"Forget going home. Let's just stay here," said Beast Boy and he took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and put them on.

"Do you always carry those around?" Raven asked him.

Robin ignored her question and turned to Cyborg. "Cyborg this is not our city so where are we?"

Cyborg looked at the sensor on his arm and said. "Well I don't know if this is our universe or not but it says we're in Hawaii".

"This appears to be our universe because the sky and the sea are blue," said Starfire.

"Yeah but there are hundreds of universes beside ours and the parallel one. Beast Boy B told me," Cy replied.

The Titans then noticed a young Hawaiian girl walking up to them. She was short and had long black hair and was wearing a T-shirt with floral print and shorts. Next to her was a strange blue creature that looked like some kind of alien. He had long ears that stood up straight on the sides of his head. He had a round dark blue nose and two black eyes. He had two slightly short arms and legs with round bak feet and four claws sticking out of his fingers on each hand. He had a light blue stomach and a small stub for a tail. Overall he was a cute little koala-like alien that was only slightly shorter than the girl.

"Aloha friends! I'm Lilo and this is my dog Stitch," said Lilo and she pointed at her blue alien friend.

The Titans waved at her nervously and were all staring nervously at Stitch which was clearly bothering him.

"Meega na la quista!" he shouted at them in which was clearly an alien language.

Lilo looked shocked and said him. "Stitch! Don't be rude!".

Robin, Cyborg, Raven, and Beast Boy all stared at Stitch completely clueless of what he had said to them. Starfire on the other hand seemed to have understood what he had said. At first she looked like she was going to be sick then she got real angry. Star started to yelled at Stitch in Tameranian and Stitch yelled back at her in his alien language.

Robin turned to Cyborg. "This is not our home so get us out of here!".

Cyborg quickly took out the controller Beast Boy B had given him and pushed the red button. With another flash out light they disappeared. After they were gone Stitch looked at Lilo and said with an alien accent. "They stupid heads".

The Titans appeared somewhere else but it was still not their home. This time they saw that they were in a large plain with tall grass and the view of a jungle and a volcano in the distance.

"Great, now where are we?" Raven asked glumly.

"I believe we are in the time of the dinosaurs," said Starfire as she pointed to a heard of four legged dinosaurs with spines on their backs.

Before anyone could say anything else they felt the ground start to shake for a second then stop. It then shook again and stopped. They realized that it was footsteps causing the ground to rumble. Cyborg turned to looked behind himself and gave a little girlish scream. The others turned to see what he was looking at and yelled out in surprise.

A huge Tyrannosaurus-Rex was walking towards them. Too scared to even fight back and forgetting the fact that most of them had powers they all screamed and ran away. The T-rex started to run after them and he quickly caught up to them. The five teens ran for their lives as fast as they could with the dinosaur only a few feet behind them.

Suddenly Robin tripped on a rock and fell to the ground. Without having anytime to get away the T-rex grabbed Robin in his mouth with one bite. The Titans gasped as they stopped running and turned around just in time to see their leader disappear inside the dinosaur's mouth.

Starfire now remembered that she had powers. Her eyes glowed bright green and she flew up to the T-rex's face. She grabbed his mouth with both hands and started to pull it open. Once his mouth was open enough she held it open with one hand and reached inside with the other. Luckily the extinct reptile had not yet chewed or swallowed Robin so Star saw him right inside his mouth. She quickly grabbed his hand, pulled him out, and flew them both away before the dinosaur could snap his jaws on them both.

Star lowered them to the ground by the others and gave Robin who was dripping with dino spit a bone crushing hug. When she pulled away some spit stuck to her as well. "Yuck," she said and she and Robin started to wipe the saliva off themselves the best they could.

"And I thought being in Beast Boy's mouth when he was a whale was disgusting," Robin commented.

Cyborg laughed and Raven smiled which just made Beast Boy looked offended by his comment.

This moment was interrupted by a roar from the very angry T-rex.

"Get us out of here!" everyone shouted at Cyborg.

Cyborg pushed the button on the remote and with a flash of light they were gone. With another flash they reappeared. They were on a small rock that was barely big enough for the five of them to stand on. Around them was boiling lava and it was all they could see in every direction.

Everyone glared at Cyborg. "Way to go Cyborg," said Robin sarcastically.

"It's not my fault it's the remote's fault. Beast Boy B must not of made it correctly," Cyborg said defensively.

"But the Beast Boy B said he does not make the mistakes. He said that if there was a problem you are the one at fault," said Starfire who was also starting to get annoyed.

Cyborg glared at her and pushed the button and they all vanished. This time when they reappeared they saw that they was on the deck of a huge ship. It was night time and it was very cold. These also realized from the way the ship was tilted that the whole ship was sinking and the entire front of the ship was completely underwater. There were people all over the deck. Most were panicking and running towards the life boats. Others were simply walking around saying that the ship was unsinkable.

Beast Boy looked at a life preserver that was on the railing of the ship. It said 'S.S. Titanic'. BB looked shocked and said to the others. "Dudes we're on the Titanic!".

Everyone looked surprised except for Starfire who just looked confused. "Please, is the Titanic a huge water vehicle named after us?" she asked.

"Well you got the huge water vehicle part right," said Raven.

Right after she said this a young woman and man ran up to them. They looked like they were either in their late teens or early twenties.

"Why aren't you getting to a life boat? This ship is sinking!" said the girl.

"Uhh... we were just enjoying the cruise," said Beast Boy.

The girl looked at him confused and the boy turned to her. "Forget about them Rose they'll get off safely. Come on we've got to go," said the boy.

"Okay Jack," said Rose and they held hands and ran away from them towards the side of the boat that was higher out of the water.

"You might want to find something like a door to float on if you end up in the water!" Beast Boy shouted after them.

Cyborg glared at the green Titan. "BB stop messing with history".

"What? I've seen the movie," Beast Boy replied defensively.

"Any particular reason why we're still here?" Raven asked.

Cyborg blushed a little and replied. "Oh yeah, sorry".

He pushed the button and they were gone. This time when they appeared somewhere else it was completely black all around them.

"Great, now we're who knows where and we can't see a thing,' Raven said glumly.

Starfire gave a little yell in surprise and said. "Someone has accidentally touched my grebnax!".

"Who said it was an accident?" said Cyborg.

There was a loud thud as something hit the floor and the sound of someone choking was heard. Starfire lit up her hand with a starbolt which illuminated a small area around them with a bright green light. The light showed that they were in what seemed to be a round tunnel with stone walls. Everyone looked down to see Cyborg lying on his back on the ground. Robin was kneeling on the ground beside him and was strangling him.

Raven quickly grabbed Robin's shoulders and pulled him off of Cyborg. Cy sat up gasping for breath and glared at Robin. "Yo! Why did you do that?".

Robin glared back at him. "If you ever touch her grebnax again I'll leave you in some horrible place like the universe of the magical pinky puffs," said Robin.

"Yeah like that universe even exists," said Cyborg standing up.

"What's a grebnax?" asked Beast Boy.

But before anyone could respond they saw a bright white light appeared in the distance of the tunnel. It was coming towards them very fast and the Titans saw that they were standing on train tracks. The horn from the incoming train blared as it got nearer and nearer.

All the Titans yelled out in fright and Cyborg took out the remote. "Ahh! get us outta here!" cried Beast Boy.

He grabbed the remote from Cyborg and pressed the button. They disappeared as the front of the train was just inches away from them.

They reappeared somewhere where everything around them as soft, pink and fluffy like cotton candy. The trees were pink and fluffy, the ground was fluffy and the sky was bright pink.

"Eww," said the Titan boys as they stood wait deep in pink fluff.

Raven looked especially grossed out as she hovered just above the stuff and tried to slice it away with her powers. Starfire on the other hand liked it and laid down in the pink fluff.

Beast Boy looked embarrassed and said. "Uhh my bad".

Suddenly about a dozen little pink poof balls bounced over to them. They were about the size of ping-pong balls and were furry with big eyes.

"Welcome to the magical pinky puff universe," one of them said in a very high pitched voice.

"Awww they are so cute!" said Starfire.

Cyborg looked at Robin who had a look on his face like he had an evil idea. Knowing what Robin was thinking Cyborg grabbed the remote from Beast Boy and pushed the button.

The Titans were now in some kind of graveyard at night. The moon was creating enough light for them to see and there was an eerie fog just above the ground.

"Now this is more like it," said Raven.

They saw around them stood many hooded figures in black cloaks with creepy white masks on. Then they saw a figure of what looked like a man in a black cloak with his back to him. He had completely white marble skin with no hair and long fingers.

When he spoke it sounded almost like a snake hissing. "It's time to die Potter," he said.

This caused a teenage boy to jump out from behind a headstone to face him. He had short black hair and round glasses. He was wearing what looked like sport clothing for an event. They were red and said the word "Hogwarts" on the front.

They both pointed a stick that looked like it was some kind of magic wand at each other and said magic words. A jet of red light flew out the boy's wand and a jet of green light shot out of the creepy man's. The two beams collided causing sparks to fly everywhere.

The Titans all fell to the ground to duck out of the way of the incoming sparks. "Push the damn button!" the four Titans shouted at Cyborg.

He pushed the button and they were gone with a flash of light. This time they appeared in what looked like the Titans Tower living room. "We are home!" said Star happily.

Right after she said this the automatic doors that lead out of the room opened. The Titans turned to see themselves again. This time however it wasn't the Titans B they were different. Everyone of these Titans were the opposite gender. This other Robin was a girl with long black hair and a female version of Robin's outfit. This other Cyborg and Beast Boy were also girls and were wearing girl outfits as well. This Raven and Starfire were both boys and had short hair with boy versions of their clothes.

"Woah, are these guys like the Titans C or something?" Beast Boy asked.

"Oh my gosh you guys are like different genders from us. That is like so weird!" said Beast Boy C.

"Ewww that other version of me is a boy," said Robin C.

"Boys have cooties!" Robin C, Cyborg C, and Beast Boy C all said at the same time and all laughed.

Starfire C looked at Starfire A and said in a deep voice to Raven C. "Dude my female self is hot".

Robin A turned angrily to Cyborg. "Cyborg how could you mess up building that remote so badly?! That stupid thing is supposed take us home, not take us to every universe and point of time that is not home!" he shouted at him.

Cyborg raised his hands in front of him to try and calm Robin down. "I know, I thought I was making it right when Beast Boy B told me how to do it," he said quickly.

"So is the Slade here like a bisexual woman?" Beast Boy asked Raven who shrugged her shoulders.

"Give me that thing!' said Robin and he grabbed the remote from Cyborg.

"Yo! That's mine!" Cyborg shouted back.

He tried to grab I back from him but Robin pushed the button and they all vanished.

"That was like totally weird," said Robin C after the Titans A were gone.

They reappeared on a some planet that was purple with giant weirdly shaped purple rocks. Everyone except Starfire who could withstand hostile conditions started to gasped for non-existent air.

"Th-that's not right," Robin said in a chocking voice.

He pushed the button and they left the purple planet. The Titans reappeared in a steel chamber. They heard a voice counting down from ten. They looked up and saw the bottom of a space shuttle. The engines were firing up as the countdown continued.

"Five...four...three," said the countdown.

The Titans screamed and Robin pushed the button. They were gone just before the fire from the engines blasted the spot where they were standing.

Now Robin was getting really annoyed as they appeared in the middle of the ocean in who knows what part of the world. As they floated in the water Beast Boy changed into a dolphin.

"Okay I'm speed clicking this thing," said Robin and they pushed the button.

They appeared in a phone booth. Click. They were under ground. Click. They were floating in mid-air in what looked like another dimension where everything was a cube. Click. They were in a world with nothing but hamsters everywhere and the ground was wood shavings.

Robin pushed the button again and they appeared in a small room. On the floor was a cat bed and a food and water dish. Against the walls were cabinets with clear glass doors that were displaying hundreds of Ty beanie bears. On the other side of the small room was a computer desk with a computer hooked up it.

At the computer was a girl who siting in an office chair typing away on the keyboard. She was a teenager with light skin and an average size body. She had long dark blond hair and green eyes. She noticed that the Titans were staring at her and looked up.

"Hello," she said.

"Who are you?" Beast Boy asked.

"I'm Rachel otherwise known as Hamster Fan".

The Titans just stared at her (or me) so I continued.

"I am the writer of this story".

"What do you mean story?" Cyborg asked.

"Well everything that you have gone through in this whole other universes thing was because of me," I said.

"Whoa whoa back up, so you mean to tell me that you made us go through all this?" said Raven with some anger in her voice

"Yes there are many writers like me that make stories about all of you so others can read them," I replied.

"I don't remember ever approving to anyone that this was okay," said Robin.

"Dude errr, dudette that is so not cool!" said Beast Boy.

All the Titans glared angrily at me so I quickly said. "I was just writing the story for the reader's amusement. There are thousands that read my stories".

Beast Boy turned to Raven. "You gotta admit that is pretty cool".

Raven didn't say anything but just gave him an annoyed look.

"Please, so if you are the writer then can you send us home now?' Starfire asked me hopefully.

"Sure I can but first I want all of your autographs," I said excitedly.

I quickly got out some paper and pens and handed them to the Titans. When they were done signing their names they all handed me back the paper and pens. I placed them on the desk and smiled happily.

'Thank you so much! Now I want to get my picture taken with each of you," I said happily.

All the Titans sighed as I took out a camera. After about a dozen pictures with each of them they sighed with relief as I put the camera away.

"Will you please send us home now?" Raven begged.

"In a minute I just want to say something first," I said and walked over to them.

They stared at me and I smiled and looked at Robin who looked back at me with a raised eyebrow. "Robin I freaking love you! You are so hot and you're the coolest hero ever!".

Starfire looked confused and looked at Robin who was blushing. "Robin why does she say that you are hot and cool at the same time?" she asked.

She put a hand up to feel his forehead and he took her hand away from his face. "She means that...she likes me," Robin said blushing even more.

Starfire gasped and turned angrily to me. "You will not say such things to Robin!" she shouted.

Her eyes started to glow green as she glared at me. I put my hands up to try and calm her and said quickly. "Easy Star it's okay I know that he's yours".

Star's eyes stopped glowing and she blushed along with Robin. Beast Boy and Cyborg snicked and Raven looked at me. "How do you know all this about us?" Raven asked suspiciously.

"I'd tell you but I don't want you all to be freaked out," I replied.

Beast Boy stopped snickering at Robin and Starfire and said. "It can't be that bad. It's not like you're going to say that our whole life is a TV show based off of a comic series that anyone can watch. If you said that then we would freak out".

I hesitated for a minute before saying. "Ummm yeah, like I said I'm not going to tell you".

There was an awkward silence for a moment until I broke it. "Anyway do you Titans want to go home now?"

"Yes!" all five of the Titans said at the same time.

"Okay I just have to type on the computer to add to the story," I said then walked over to my computer.

I typed something and suddenly Robin said to me. "Hamster Fan you're hot!"

All the other Titans stared at him and covered his mouth with his hand looking shocked. "I didn't want to say that! Something made me say it," Robin quickly said.

I giggled a little and everyone turned to looked at me. "Sorry I just had to put that in my story".

"Hamster Fan!" they all shouted at me.

I sighed and said glumly. "Okay okay".

I went back to the keyboard and started to type again. I said out loud what I was typing as it happened.

"Then Robin took out the remote and everyone waved goodbye to me".

Right after I said this Robin took out the remote and everyone waved to me. I waved back and went back to typing.

"He pushed the button and the Titans disappeared with a flash of white light".

Robin pushed the button and they were gone.

"I'm going to miss them," I said to myself sadly. "Well at least now that they're in their own universe they can't sue me for writing stories about them".

When the Titans reappeared they were standing in the Cyborg's room of their Tower.

"We are home!" Starfire exclaimed happily.

"Well it's about time," said Raven.

"Boo-yah! Now I can fix up my teleporter so it will take us where we want next time," Cyborg said happily rubbing his hands together.

The other four Titans exchanged glances at each other all knowing what the other was thinking. They ran over to Cyborg's teleporter and started to attack it. Robin took out his bo-staff and started to smack the side of it. Starfire fired starbolts at it and Raven also attacked it with big raven shaped claws of dark energy. Beast Boy morphed into a velociraptor and started to bite the machine with his sharp teeth. Cyborg stared in horror at his teammates as they tore apart his invention.

Within less than a minute Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, and Raven managed to turn the teleporter into a big pile of scrap medal. Cyborg just gaped at them for a moment before saying angrily.

"Yo! Why did you do that!".

"We're not taking any chances," said Robin.

"We don't want you sending us to another universe with your stupid invention," said Raven.

After about a half hour of arguing the Titans were able to convince Cyborg to never make another invention that could transport them to another universe by accident ever again.

A few days later everything went back to normal at Titans Tower. Robin had signed up for therapy and was at his first appointment.

"So tell me what it is that bothers or upsets you," said the therapist looking at Robin who was sitting in a chair across from her.

"Well what doesn't bother me? My parents are dead, my adoptive father is and emotionless bat, and there is this evil maniac named Slade that's tried to make me his apprentice. I saw my parallel universe self and he was a wimp and was gay. I also saw another universe where I was a woman, I had gotten eaten by a T-rex, and my friend touched the girl I like's grebnax!". By the time Robin finished he was out of breath.

"Did you say that a man named Slade was after you?" the therapist asked.

Robin nodded and she looked surprised and said. "Slade is one of my patients. He comes here every week because I make him. He seems very troubled so I keep telling him that he should stop being a villain. Maybe be a super hero with cape and call himself 'Super Slade'. I keep suggesting it but he doesn't like the idea".

Robin just stared at her so she said. "Anyway what is a grebnax?"

"Never mind," Robin mumbled.

Suddenly he said loudly. "Hamster Fan rocks!"

As soon as he said this he covered his mouth with his hand and ran out of the room. Robin hurried outside and stood in the parking lot glaring up at the sky.

"Hamster Fan!" he shouted angrily.

THE END

OMG! Wasn't that hilarious! I was seriously laughing the whole time I was writing it. I hope you liked my story. In my opinion it turned out funnier than I imagined it would be! If you were wondering about the Harry Potter part of the chapter it was a scene from the fourth book Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

If there are mistakes then I'm sorry. This is the biggest chapter I've written so far and it took a very long time to write. So it's pretty hard to proofread and find every mistake .

Thanks for reading :)