Title: I'm online

Rating: m

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…. D: thanks for reminding...

Warning: RATED M FOR A REASON

A/n: thanks go to,

Rekuushi Roe- I would but…..I hate OCs…. D:

RepentshadowsGirl- thanks for the love! I'm glad you liked it! :D

xXoro-chanXx- thanks

SakuraKissy- Yes Tobi does :D and he's miiiiine xO

Nekimo-chan- xD

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Get Your Own Hanyou- XD true. Love ya GYOH.

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Temashika-kun- here you go as well ;D

Tyrranus-3-oiche-NOOOOO!! DDDDD: -holds Tobi protectively-

Angelas- YOU HAVENT MESSAGED ME BACK!! DDD:

Dayxxdreamer- thanks

Ahmenet- Thanks : it was kinda like,"NOOO NOW I MUST CHANGE Tobi!! DDDX" but now I'm good because I role-play him in a club I made and I've made a whole story for it and stuff

Hypergirl321- I LOVED the whole 'corner of woe' thing!! xDD I've been using it at school. Lol.

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Foxy-chan009- I'm mad at you right now Pein…. You HAVE to be avoiding me, Konan, Sasori, SOMEONE… people don't just stay offline for MONTHS.

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YaoiRocks- yes you are ./. –feels embarrassed now-

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Tsukuyomi Amaterasu: arigato Nathan-kun……….

Chapter 7

The party

Foxy-sex-kittens status is now, 'Having my party'

Naruto ran around the small house Iruka had moved him into as too keep an eye on the boy, starting to hyperventalate as he panicked about being ready for the guests too come. He checked the snack table for the 1000th time that day to see there were still chips, soda, and everything else a snack table needs.

Next Naruto ran to his room to look in his mirror and see he still looked the same, dressed in tight black skinny leg jeans, a baby blue wife-beater, and wearing his hokage necklace. He sighed, feeling that he had finished yet had nothing else to occupy himself. He walked out with a bored look and plopped on the couch to stare at the wall.

'Bored bored bored as a lord. Fuck fuck fuck a duck, the animal, not Sasuke and his duck hair. Nothing to do, nothing to do, beat me with a shoe. Wall, wall, I wish I were tall…' Naruto sang boredly in his mind, wishing the wall would collapse just for something to entertain himself.

Iruka walked slowly into the room, looking at Naruto with a slightly concerned look, "Naruto-kun? What's wrong?" he asked, fixing the sleeve of the grey turtleneck he was wearing. He slowly walked up to the couch to look down at the blonde.

"I've got nothing to do…" Naruto pouted, sitting up and crossing his arms over his chest.

"It's only about 20 minutes before guests arrive, deal with it." Iruka sighed, sitting down himself and turning the TV on to watch Montel (1).

Meanwhile…

Itachi slowed to a stop as he suddenly realized the orange masked baka was no longer able to be sensed, he turned and slowly glanced around, keeping calm. Scanning the forest around him for any sign of movement that could be the young man.

"Tobi-san……?"

"TOBI CAUGHT A SQUIRREL!!" came the cheerful reply as the young masked man jumped down from the tree branches near Itachi, and in his hands, wriggling around, was indeed; a squirrel.

"……." Itachi stared at him, grasping onto his stoic demeanor for dear life.

Tobi stood there, holding the squirrel out in his gloved hands, practically oozing, ":D".

He made an almost girlish giggle before bending down and letting the squirrel go, watching as it scampered away and climbed another tree, running as fast as his tiny little legs would carry him. Itachi felt kinda sorry for the squirrel.

"BYE CARLOS!! :D" Tobi called after the squirrel.

"…..Carlos?" Itachi asked, he couldnt help it, Tobi made him too curious.

"Yeah! Like tacos!" Tobi smiled behind his mask, it being obvious by the aura of happiness he radiated.
Itachi remained silent as he slowly turned and started heading, once again, to their destination shortly followed by Tobi.

Naruto was awoken from his short nap on the couch by a light knocking on the door. He slowly dragged himself off of the couch and made his way through the dining room, front room and to the door, opening it slowly after running a hand through his hair to rid himself of any bed-head (or couch-head…. O-o)

He smiled gently as Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino stood in front of him, dressed ready for a party. Ino, in a light green sundress with green sandals, and a white flower in her hair. Shikamaru just almost the same as always other than instead of his fishnet shirt he was now wearing a forest green tank top. And Choji was covered in crumbs, that's an improvement.

"presents go on the table next to the snack table!" Naruto grinned, stepping back and holding the door open more so that the new guests may come in. he watched as Ino, followed by Shikamaru and then Choji, walked in and over to the table, setting their individual gifts down and heading towards the living room.

"can I turn some music on?" Ino called, like it mattered, she was already putting a cd into the stereo, waiting a moment before changing it until it played 'Soulja boy' ( D: so tired of that song)

Naruto was just about to close the door when almost everyone else he had invited started pouring in, setting their presents down on the table and heading either to the living room or to the kitchen. Naruto sighed and slowly closed the door, going to mingle; after all, he WAS the host.

Itachi came to a halt and tilted his head back to look up at the top of the house, slowly scanning it as he drew his eyes all the way down it.

"I don't see a good way to sneak in…." he mumbled, half to himself.

"TOBIS GOT ONE!" Tobi replied happily, walking around Itachi to the other side of the house and pointing at an opening to the attic.

"….good job Tobi-san." He nodded.

"Say it. w" Tobi crossed his arms over his chest.

Itachi sighed heavily.

"……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Tobis a good boy..."

Tobi giggled like a girl and jumped onto the roof to swing into the opening.

'Why did I say yes… ?' Itachi thought to himself, sighing and shgking his head as he followed Tobi.

Naruto was having a nice conversation with Shikamaru about clouds..okay let's admit it he was so bored he wanted to stab himself, but he kept a close eye on Ino to make sure she wouldn't pull something, when the door knocked again.

He nodded a slight 'be right back' to Shikamaru as he opened the door only to be knocked to the ground by Sasuke, Sasuke smirking down at him.

'you've gotten slow.' Sasuke stated coolly.

"OH YEAH? AND YOU'VE GOTTEN FAT!" Naruto retorted, pushing Sasuke off, "why were you so late??"

"I had to change a few things to something I had planned..." at this he threw a glare up at Ino who was at the moment dancing with a soda in hand.

Naruto rolled his eyes and stood, brushing off and heading back to Shikamaru only to be grabbed by the shoulder and turned around, having Sasuke press his lips to Naruto's. Naruto's eyes widened and went to push Sasuke away when suddenly a ton of people in long black cloaks came through the door.

'The Akatsuki…?!'

To be continued

RAINBOW.LOVE: well there ya go! Sorry its so short.. I decided to cut it there for dramatic effect… and I had to do this in like 3 hours because I was gonna lose my only chance to post it Dx

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