Title: Can I Have a Bite of Your Delicious Corndog?

Author: The amazing CAT also known as MISSMURDER83

Summary: Eragon wants some of Murtagh's corndog…based on a true story!

Warnings: suggestion of slash…

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Eragon watched his brother eat his corndog. How could his friend possibly eat his favorite food right in front of him?!? It was just cruel.

And kind of sexy…

Eragon shook his head. Bad Eragon, Down. No getting turned on by corndogs… Finally, he abandoned his food at the stone table and wandered over to Murtagh, hoping his intentions weren't completely obvious.

"Hello, Eragon!" said Murtagh.

"Hi." Eragon scowled as Murtagh took another bite of his corndog. He wanted some corn dog….really, really bad…

"Anything in particular you want?" Murtagh asked eyeing him curiously. Eragon tried to shrug convincingly that there was no reason, but he screwed up and tried it look like he lying. A lot.

"Riiiight…" Murtagh said. Eragon watched him as he continued to eat the corndog. He felt beads of sweat start to form on his forehead. He wanted that corndog REALLY bad.

He couldn't live without tasting Murtagh's corndog.

"Can I please have a bite of your delicious corndog?" Eragon practically screamed. Several heads turned towards them. He paid them no attention, he was a Dragon Rider, they couldn't do much to him without someone getting on their backs about it.

Murtagh's mouth opened and closed a few times soundlessly before he gave a slight confused nod and handed him the corndog.

"Ok, then Eragon." Said Murtagh. Eragon couldn't hear him as he was too busy devouring the corndog. It was sooooooooooooooooooooooo good……

"Eragon?"

The blonde had finished off the corndog and was now sucking on what remained of the wooden stick. Murtagh was staring at him, looking at him as though he had just confessed that he and Saphira were more than friends and were trying to master form-changing so they could have little baby Saragons.

"Yes, Murtagh?"

"What just happened?"

"I really wanted to eat your corndog Murtagh." Stated Eragon simply. " I enjoyed it very much and hope to do it again sometime. I'll see you at dinner." Eragon stood, continuing to suck on Murtagh's stick.

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A/N: Well…wasn't that interesting! I hope you liked it, I just wrote it cause my Friend Fran-K inspired me, he said it at lunch one day and we all found it utterly hilarious. I'm sorry for any typos, it's like checks watch midnight right now.

R&R plz, if you like-y, or even if you don't!