Chapter Three: Want to play doctor (Sakura x Neji)

He took a deep breath and closed his eyes concentrating on tuning out all distractions. His fingers tightened convulsively on his knees where they rested in his meditative stance while his old sensei began another lecture about the power of youth and the Hyuga genuis' perfect posture became a bit stiffer.

"Hey Neji, would you like to spar with me?" Tenten asked sitting beside him on the cool grass.

Neji studiously ignored her. He'd been with this team for years and one would think that by now they would recognize that he was busy while meditating. He began to sense a strange chakra pulsation, opening his eyes and activated his Byakugan with a soft whisper. The pulse lasted only a fleeting moment before it vanished.

"Does that mean yes?" Tenten asked holding various pointy objects in her hands with enthusiasm.

"Hn." Neji deactivated his bloodline limit and rose to his feet. "It's almost noon and I'm supposed to report to the hospital for an inspection," he said by way of explanation. He gestured towards Lee with a jerk of his chin. "Lee would serve as a worthy opponent."

The bushy browed man in green turned his attention away from Maito Gai and stared at Neji with his dark eyes wide and tears spilling over in ecstasy. "Neji believes I am a worthy opponent!" he cried out running towards Neji with arms outstretched for what would surely be an awkward moment.

Neji smoothly stepped behind Tenten, effectively using her as a shield to which their overly enthusiastic teammate clung to in a tight embrace. "Tenten, I would be honored to spar with you! Come let us enjoy our youth while our Jounin friend goes about his duty."

He watched Lee drag away an exacerbated dark haired female while his sensei stood nearby with a gleaming smile.

"Represent Team Gai and the power of youth to the best of your abilities Neji!" Gai shouted making a fist with this thumb pointed up in typical good guy pose.

Neji wasted little time in escaping the insanity that was his team. He wasn't sure why he was in such a hurry; he wasn't due to meet up with the Hokage's assistant for another hour. It was really only a technicality that he should have to meet up with her for a physical anyway. His mission had been a simple escort without any skirmishes but for some reason Sakura had been too busy to do his inspection and the Hokage had insisted that he would only be cleared by that particular medic-nin.

It wasn't that Neji didn't respect the pink haired kunoichi, but he truly didn't understand why some other medic couldn't listen to his heart and lungs and clear him just as easily. It was very strange of Tsunade-sama, but who was he to question the leader of the village?

As he took to the trees to speed his trek to the hospital the chakra signature that had flashed by earlier drew his attention. "Byukagan," he said activating the veins to bulge around his eyes.

Having time to kill he changed his destination and began to track the source. It wasn't long before he tracked the moving target into the streets of Konoha. He followed the source as it led through the crowds, tuning out all the other chakra that threatened to overwhelm his bloodline limit.

Then he caught sight of pink and a large surge of the strange chakra before it vanished. He deactivated the Byukagan now that he knew the source and continued walking at a brisk pace knowing that eventually his longer strides would draw him to the woman's side given her shorter legs.

"Sakura-san," Neji greeted quietly, feeling an odd shiver of excitement course down his spine at seeing her jump at the sound of his voice. She turned to him quickly, green eyes growing wide in surprise.

"Neji-san! I'm so sorry I wasn't able to do your exam, but…"she trailed off, her cheeks growing a dark pink color to match her hair.

"It's fine," Neji said. Should he ask about her strange chakra? What sort of jutsu was she performing? Normally he'd find an excuse to leave now, participating in a conversation was a challenge he preferred to avoid unless it pertained to training or a mission. "Where are you heading?"

"Oh, I was on the way to see Tsunade-sama," Sakura said. "Where are you going?"

"I'm schedule to have a physical with you in an hour, would you care to eat something first? We can go to the hospital together then." Neji wasn't sure why he had just suggested they eat together. Sure they got along fine during missions and were somewhat casual friends, but he wasn't the sort to extend invitations.

Sakura had wanted to decline the invitation to lunch and immediately confront the Hokage about the results of the perverted jutsu. And make her pay! And she would have declined if it hadn't been for the fact that two-thirds of team ten showed up at that precise moment.

"Hey Forehead! Neji!" Ino shouted waving at them with a bored looking Chouji at her side. "You guys want to join us for lunch?"

"Well, I really need to get to the hospital-" Sakura began but was cut off by the presence of a muscular arm wrapped around her shoulders.

"Yes, that would be great," Neji answered guiding them to join the others. "Where were you going to eat?"

"I wanted to eat at the barbeque restaurant but they had a kitchen fire and so we were going to eat at the curry restaurant," Chouji explained.

Sakura could have sworn that the arm around her shoulder tightened slightly. She had intended to throw off the foreign weight but stopped herself suddenly afraid that there would be a white haired sennin lurking in the shadows. Neji was tall, maybe the pervert wouldn't be able to find her if she stayed in his company. Besides, the jutsu was over so she didn't need to worry about anything odd happening…like with Naruto.

OOOOOoooooOOOOO

A quarter hour had passed before Sakura realized her first mistake. The four were sitting at a booth in the middle of the restaurant, Chouji and Ino on one side and Sakura and Neji on the other. She wasn't sure, but she thought she caught sight of a familiar shock of silver hair and an orange book.

"Neji, are you alright?" Chouji asked voice laced in concern.

The Hyuga prodigy cleared his throat before tossing back an entire glass of water. "It's just a little spicy." He began to pant and then…

"Neji?" Sakura squealed when the unconscious body of the young man beside her fell over into her lap. She looked up at Ino and Chouji who were both watching her and the Jounin with arched brows and chopsticks poised halfway to their mouths in shock.

"Is he okay?" Ino asked lowering her chopsticks.

Sakura flashed a quick smile. "Of course he's fine," she said lifting a hand to his nose and using a flux of chakra to serve as a smelling salt substitute. The gorgeous man's pearly eyes snapped open and the hands that had been lying limp at his side were suddenly holding her face and pulling her down to him. "Neji?"

"Sakura! Neji!" Ino exclaimed, but Sakura hardly heard her as her mind was currently turned into a worthless puddle of goo the moment Neji's lips captured hers and stole not only her breath but all rational thought.

And then, the world was spinning as Sakura found herself being pulled and flipped under Neji as he rolled them off the bench seat under the table just barely avoiding their lunch companions' feet.

"Thirty-two points of pleasure," Neji mumbled against her skin as he began to kiss his way down her throat while his hands started to slip under her shirt squeezing her flesh. The sensations of energy shooting through her caused Sakura to arch against Neji bringing her abdomen and pelvis into direct contact with his. The area was still zinging from her experience with Naruto.

There was a loud bump as the table was knocked by Neji's shoulders. Ino and Chouji quickly jumped to their feet to get away from the couple rolling around together on the floor.

Sakura's companions seemed far away as the only thing in her limited universe consisted of Neji, Neji's tongue in her mouth, Neji's fingers dancing along her skin and triggering chakra points on ways they were not intended to be triggered during any sort of battle and the long hard lines of Neji's muscular body.

And then her universe shattered as she experienced the most soul shattering orgasm ever experience by a fully clothed woman. The rumble of Neji's laughter as he held her quaking body tight against his chest was what brought the Hokage's apprentice to her senses.

It happened again! She hadn't even performed any jutsu and yet Neji had just molested her in a very public restaurant in front of their friends. And she liked it!

"Sa-Sa-Sakura?"

Sakura focused her blurry vision to see Ino staring at her with a flushed expression and wide uncertain eyes. Determined to act casual Sakura threaded her hands into Neji's silky dark locks and stroked his hair gently. Was he purring? Whatever, she smiled sweetly at her bewildered friend and her equally bewildered teammate who had left his food unfinished, a sure sign of the apocalypse.

"Neji, perhaps we should go to the hospital and perform that physical of yours," Sakura said.

"Okay," he agreed taking one more nip at the underside of her chin.

OOOOOoooooOOOOO

"Yo," Kakashi greeted causing the white haired sannin to jump. "What ya' doing?"

"Er, nothing," Jiriaya said quickly shoving a journal into his jacket.

"Looks like you were writing," Kakashi said crossing his arms casually over his chest. "You get my letters then?"

"Yes, and my plots are not predictable with boring characters," he defended. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some research to do." He started to walk away but Kakashi reached out and fisted a hand in the man's collar.

"Why are you following around Sakura?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"I saw her go into Naruto's, perform some sort of jutsu, then I saw you spying on it all outside his window. The next thing I know our favorite future Hokage was thrown at you outside this same window. And now, I see that Sakura is here with Hyuga and that they were behaving like characters for Icha Icha and yet here you are, again." Kakashi observed the older man closely, taking note of the guilty expression that crossed his features. "Coincidence?"

"Look, it's all rather simple. I'm writing Icha Icha Pink and I'm just getting inspiration is all."

"I see, so what's the jutsu?"

Jiriaya frowned. "It won't matter now. Since she figured out what it does there's no way she'll perform it again."

"Why don't you explain this from the beginning," Kakashi suggested. "After we follow those two," he added.

OOOOOoooooOOOOO

Neji had acted the perfect gentleman the entire walk from the restaurant to the hospital; it was almost as if the incident under the table never happened. Sakura pressed her ear against his chest, listening for his heartbeat. It was steady and strong.

"Healthy heart," she commented straightening and checking off that section of the exam. "Did you pull any muscles?"

"Yes," Neji answered in a bored voice.

"Which one?"

A strange grin split the man's lips as he began to pull down his boxers.

"Neji! What are you doing?" Sakura cried jumping back from him. She needed distance and she needed it fast!

He cocked his head to the side and raised a brow. "I pulled my groin muscle," he explained.

Sakura chuckled nervously as she returned to his side to inspect the area. He had indeed sprained the muscle. She held her palm over it and sent a healing flow of chakra to the injury.

Satisfied with her work she grinned. "Well if that's all, you've passed your inspection. You're perfectly fit."

"Not perfectly," Neji said, surprising her.

"Why? What's wrong?" she asked confused.

"I now must perfect sixty-four points of pleasure."

Tsunade was going to pay! But…after point sixty four.

Icha Icha Pink

And the Seven Shinobi

Chapter Two

There once was a very stoic ninja, who was highly intelligent and once believed that he had no control over destiny. But he met the happy ninja (see previous chapter) and they became friends. He learned that destiny was not a prison to keep him caged and after a while he learned to really enjoy his physical examinations with a certain pink haired doctor…

A/N : Greetings readers! There is a trend to this story, think of the seven personalities of the dwarves in Snow White and see if you can guess the identity of the the shinobi they represent: Happy, Doc, Bashful, Sneezy, Sleepy, Doopey, and Grumpy. Can you figure it out? Bashful is next...