A/N: Sup this is the last chapter, for you who hate Karin and love Sasusaku go and check my forums in my profile. This chapter will have two format but I don't think that you will mind, it is the text that count. Well enjoy.
I don't own Naruto Duh!
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Kisame: I need partner now.
Tsunade: Explain yourself!
Kisame: Leader needs Itachi to accomplish a mission.
Ino: What mission?
Kisame: It is a secret.
Tsunade: No, I can't put my student's spirit in danger. If she died in that body, Itachi will forever remaind in Sakura's body plus he would feel the pain of his body's death for weeks. And vice versa.
Kisame: Then it would be war to Konoha…. worst than this status.
Sakura: Fine. what I must do then?
Kisame: Help us, use Itachi's abilities.
Tsunade: Fine you won. Sakura, Kisame go now and return save.
They went to the Akatsuki hideout, the leader commanded that Deidara and Tobi went with Itachi and Kisame. Their mission was to kill a group of rouge ninjas classified V-ranked criminal. When they were outside.
Sakura: V-ranked criminals?
Kisame: Yeah, we got our rang. V-ranked means that they are more powerful than any kage.
Sakura: Wow they are strong?
Kisame: Not exactly they are the weakest, this is a mission for a Ninja Student in the Academy.
Sakura: Then what rank all the Akatsuki have?
Kisame: We are known as the Y-ranked criminals, that is the strongest categories except for Itachi and Leader that are H-ranked criminals, they are the only ones that have this rank.
Sakura: Why do we need to kill this clowns then?
Kisame: They got a classified scroll that we need to obtain.
Sakura: Wow!
Deidara: You are too talkative today Itachi-san, Yeah
Sakura: Sorry.
Kisame: Don't talk to much, you are making see that Itachi is out of character.-kisame whispered-
They had finally arrived to the fight.
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They were in Deidara's room. Tobi and Sasori were shocked, Deidara was sort of happy and Kisame was ashamed. They had a sort of 'Pajama Party' –cough-sleep-cough-over. It all begun because Deidara was combing his hair, and Sakura decided to help him, she even put some butterfly clips that have stored in her small pink bag under Itachi's cloak.
Then everybody decided to go to Deidara's room to continue the Pajama Party
–cough-sleep-over-cough
Sakura: So let's play true or dare. If someone doesn't want to do the dare as a punishment you will have to make your next mission naked.
Kisame: (o)(o) Itachi is going to be really mad.
Deidara: Great Yeah. You begin Tobi, yeah.
Tobi: Kisame, true or dare?
Kisame: Dare.
Tobi: I dare you that tomorrow you are going to insult Leader.
Kisame: No.
Tobi: Then, you will have to accept the punishment.
Kisame: Fine I accept the dare. Deidara true or dare?
Deidara: Dare,Yeah.
Kisame: I dare you to go to Sasuke's house and brag about Itachi.
Deidara: Cool, Yeah.
Tobi: Kisame you are suppose to make the dare difficult.
Deidara: Itachi-san true or dare?
Sakura: True.
Everybody saw him with creepy eyes, how would Itachi chose true when everybody knows that true are for girls or cowards well that is what Akatsuki think…
Deidara: Well, what was your most ashamed experience.
Sakura: Let me guess.
Sakura began to search deep in Itachi's memories.
Sakura: I got it. Itachi was… I mean…I was with my otouto in the river. He wanted me to show him the Great Katon. He end up pushing me into the river, because I was watching a big fish instead of listening to him. I almost drown myself. Jajajajajajajajajaja
At the end of this Itachi's body was at the edge of tears of so much laughing.
Sakura: I don't know how to-Jajajajajaja-swim-father-Jajajajajajaja
Kisame: …..-with a big grin-
Deidara:…..laughing louder than Sakura.
Tobi and Sasori laughing and crying.
Sakura: Then….father made me use an orange swim suit (A/N:you know the one that have the tube include so you can't drown yourself) and take classes with 3 years old babies. I even used the Sharingan to learn. Jajajajajajajajajajajaj (This really is embarrassing)
The next day, everybody was at the dinner table eating ,meanwhile the leader was speaking.
Leader: Itachi, I heard from the mission that you needed to be saved!!! That you just covered your face and dropped to your knees screaming that you wanted to go HOME AND SCREAMING ABOUT HOW YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY.
Deidara: Leader I can explain.Yeah
Leader: Shut up! Now give me an explanation!
Kisame: You know Leader you stink!
Everybody was at the edge of laughing, Kisame was doing his dare in other to save Sakura. The Leader gave Kisame a look of –To-who-do-you-think- you - are -talking-to-
But that didn't stopped Kisame.
Kisame: You are just ashame because I bet that your mom abandoned you and throw you to the garbage!! And that is not all your mother throw you because your father didn't wanted you…well he wasn't your real father after all. The point is, that you stink because you don't bath to well, I bet that you need someone like Kabuto to give you a proper bath like he do to Orochimaru.
Deidara: Um…Kisame…I think that that is just enough…Yeah
Kisame: No,no wait…. The point is that Orochimaru escaped because he didn't wanted to smell Leader bad breath every morning!
Tobi: Kisame shut up.
Kisame: No,no,no wait a sec…I think that you want revenge in the world because they made you to put a bag of paper in your face because your face is so ugly that now you hide it in a shadow.
Sasori: I'will wait you outside like the others.
Kisame: I always got a question I always refer to you like 'The Leader' are you a boy or a girl because DUDE you are creepy. And to conclude my insults you created this organization to get revenge because your nail got broken. Akatsuki I mean Akatsukil:
All King At Town Surelly Use Kute Intensive Lipstick.
Everybody was out when they heard a lot of jutsu from the Leader and a lot of screams from Kisame. Sasori and Tobi went to buy groceries, meanwhile Deidara and 'Itachi' kept talking.
Deidara: You are not really Itachi-san. Yeah You must have switched body with the pink haired kunoichi.
Sakura: Hn.
Deidara: So tell me who really you are? Yeah (referring to names, hobbies,etc.)
Sakura: Hn.
Deidara: Come on Itachi, Yeah.
Sakura: You are annoying. –making the wheel of the sharingan activated-
In that time t Tobi and Sasori came from buying and found Deidara in the floor. "Itachi" had made a Sharingan genjutsu. Right now Sakura was heading to the Village Hidden in the Leaf.
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Naruto: Baa-chan!!!!!! Itachi he is with Sasuke!!!!!! ALONE!!!!!
Tsunade: What where you doing!!!!!
Naruto: Umm…ehm….
Hinata: Tsunade I found the cure. –entering the room-
Tsunade: Great job Hinata. Now we must wait until Sakura arrive and hope that Itachi can act property in front of his brother.
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Sasuke was practicing his chidori meanwhile Itachi who was deep in though about he felt that Sakura has casted a Sharingan Genjutsu in someone, he was in the middle of Sasuke's track. When he snapped from his thought Sasuke was barley away from him. So he quicly dodge it. After a lot of panting, Sasuke decided to talk.
Sasuke: Who the heck are you?
Itachi: Well…Sakura of course.
Sasuke: You are not her…she couldn't dodge that sort of attack even if the village sake depended on it.
Itachi: …..
Sasuke: Speak. Who are you?
Itachi: You are indeed foolish….brother.
Sasuke: …..
Itachi: -sigh- Yeah….long time no seen Sasuke.
Sasuke: Where is Sakura.
Itachi: Somewhere with my body.
Sasuke:…..
Itachi: Since you got that clueless face. I will explain….in our last battle our jutsu collide creating another dimension where our souls switched bodies. We were out for hours and when we woke up we where found in this mess….since then I must act like her.
Sasuke: Since you are in her body you are weaker…and now I can destroy you.
Itachi: Perhaps…but your teammate will be stuck in my body for the rest of her live…you will ruin her life like I ruined yours.
Sasuke: ……
Sakura: Itachi..….quit messing with yours brother brain.
In that time Hinata, Naruto and Tsunade arrived.
Hinata: We found the cure.
Naruto: Sakura thank goodness you are okay. How was your mission?
Sakura: Really boring.
Tsunade: Quickly they are acting like each other.
Hinata: Hai.
Sasuke: What is the meaning of these?!!
Sakura: Indeed your brother is an idiot. You explained it to him and he still wants to fight you in my body.
Itachi: Don't insult Sasuke-kun.
Sakura: Are you talking to me kunoichi?
Tsunade: SILENCE!!! Now drink this.
Hinata gave them the antidote.
Hinata: Sakura, are you ok?
The answer that they received was a 'THUD' Itachi and Sakura were unconscious. When they woke up, they were in their respective body.
With Itachi:
Sasori: Hey!!! Let's make another party!!!!!
Kisame: 'Oh-oh we got trouble.'
Sasori: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Deidara: Hey Itachi, you are going to the Pajama Party? Yeah.
Kisame: 'Don't talk to him Deidara'
Deidara: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Tobi: Itachi do you want Pink or Purple clips to your pony tail?
Kisame: 'And then he wonder, why he is blind? If he keep using the Magekyo/Tsukyomi that way'
Tobi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
And so continue Itachi making the Tsukyomi to everybody in the Hideout.
With Sakura:
Sasuke: So you were Itachi.
Sakura: Yeah.
Sasuke: 'So that is what he was referring about'
Flashback:
In that same hill…
"Sakura, why are you here?"
"….."
Sasuke sat at Sakura's sides.
"You know, people care about you."
"Why are you telling me this."
"Naruto and Kakashi are worried about you."
"Hn." 'He is lying, he is worried about this kunoichi'
"They sat there in silence." (A/N: I smell a little of OOC in coming)
"I know that we….are young but I….well I don't know, it is sort of that I lov…lov…love you. AndIwouldlikethatyoumarrymeinthefutureandhelpmewithmysecondgoal."
"……" Itachi just sat there, revealing a shock expression, his little brother wanted to marry this girl. (A/N: The only one that understood Sasuke that way is Itachi, he said And I would like that you marry me in the future and help me with my second goal.)
Itachi was in Sakura's body so the body reacted on his own and her face showed a small smile. Itachi looked at Sasuke eyes to see if he was telling the true, and he was. Sasuke looked at Sakura and decided to continue with his explanation.
"And I didn't tell you before, because Itachi may kill you because you are my weak spot."
"….."
Sasuke began to approach Sakura to kiss her when she stood up.
"Um Sasuke, I think that it is disgusting that you kiss your brother…..I mean I hadn't washed my mouth today so maybe another day. "
"……." Sasuke had a confuse look.
"And I'm sure that Itachi won't kill me, he doesn't want to make your life miserable."
Before Sasuke could say anything more Sakura had disappeared.
End of Flashback
"Are you ok Sasuke?"
"Hn."
Sakura quickly approached Sasuke and kissed him on the lips.
"I love you Sasuke-kun. "
"…."
"Sorry I shouldn't….I'm sorry."
Sakura was standing but a hand grabbed her wrist, and then she felt soft lips in hers. (Duh!)
Sakura was blushing and Sasuke was smirking. They stood up from the cliff and returned to Konoha, to do another crazy mission with Naruto.
Owatari
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Naruto: So should I be a fashion designer?
Sakta: Umm…
Naruto: Come on! You know that when I dressed 'Sakura' who was really Itachi, she looked cute, even Itachi leaved me to be his fashion designer.
Sakta: Itachi only knows how to wear black, and she looked like a clown.
Itachi: I'm an Uchiha I know how to dress myself with different colors, can't you see the Akatsuki cloak it have red clouds.
Naruto:……
Sakta: -show him a picture-
Itachi: What is the occasion? Why is that clown in the middle of Konoha.
Sakura: Ahem.
Sasuke: Woa who is the clown.
Naruto: Do not insult my favorite model, forget about being Hokage , NARUTO THE NEXT FASHION DESIGNER BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!
Sakta: Naruto stay with Hokage, believe me.
Naruto: No I WANT TO BE THE ROKUDAIME FASHION DESIGNER!!!!
Sakura: Naruto stop shouting.
Sakta: Ok, guys vote if Naruto must be a fashion designer or Hokage.
Naruto: I know that you will vote for fashion designer since all of you love me, right?
Sakta: This is getting even longer than the story itself so just vote, with your opinions.
Naruto: Call to my cell phone , I will go right away and make you a design for a party, birthaday and even wedding.
Sakura: What the heck is a cell phone?
Sakta: Transmission over.
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A/N: Gosh that was really long, hope that you like it, if you hadn't read any of my other stories you can go and check it out. BTW I'm creating another one but I will publish it later since I want to re-read it. Ja ne
P.S. Sakta are my short way of my nickname. The end of the stories is recent so that is why it is written in the normal format story. The other part I had it long time ago but I kept thinking on how to end it. So my inspiration came and had wrote Cherry Swords And Team Hebi's Cherry. Whatever I'm babbling again. Just enjoy it they aren't paying me or something.