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Zoro cracked opened his eyes from the bright rays of the sun. Though it seemed like he slept for hours, his body felt very heavy. His whole body ached-primarily on the lower half. A wave of pain splashed him as he tried to sit on his knees. He felt as if he was on fire and he was on the verge of screaming. His hands immediately grabbed the nearby sheets and he bit his lips to muffle his cry. The wave of heat rose to the cat's torso and Zoro threw his head back, hoping that the burning sensation wouldn't reach any further. The fire licked Zoro's gorgeous skin and finally ceased to burn, ending the pain. Zoro touched his green hair, realizing it was thickly matted his hair from the sweat. The cat attempted to fix his hair and tried to make it look neat. He glanced over to his side and ran his hand over the free space where Sanji had slept.
"Ah-! You smell!" The cat jumped when he saw Luffy slid through the balcony door. The puppy crawled on his knees over the moist bed and sniffed Zoro again. "Yeah, you smell…like Sanji." Luffy's eyes widened and shook Zoro, "Did you…do it?"
Zoro blushed, "Y-yeah…" He showed him some new marks hidden beneath his shirt and Luffy cheered.
"Yeay! You did it! You brought Sanji's pervert aura back!" The puppy laughed and then leaned in toward Zoro's face, "How did you do it?"
Zoro's face turned beat red and searched through the sheets until he found the toy. The cat showed it to him and Luffy gasped. "Y-you used it!" Zoro nodded, "-that's awesome! So this is his!" The precum was mostly drying up, but there were still parts that were still wet. Luffy trailed his finger down the cylinder tube. The cat's face paled when he watched Luffy pop the wet fingers in his mouth, "Luffy!"
The puppy pulled out his fingers and licked his lips clean. Luffy made a semi-satisfied look, "He tastes good…"
Zoro cocked his head to the side, "Is that really good?"
"You never tried?" The cat shook his head. Luffy, eyes widened from surprise, again ran his finger down the toy and raised the finger at Zoro, "Try."
Zoro backed away a little. He actually didn't like the idea. The cum covered fingers looked very intimidating yet at the same time, intoxicating. He could smell the lovely scent of his owner, coaxing him to come lick it. The cat leaned his face close to Luffy's fingers. He drew in a breath and ran his tongue over it.
The puppy jumped when he felt Zoro's tongue and then his fingers entered his mouth. Luffy blushed as he felt his fingers being sucked into the warm sanctuary. "W-wow..." The puppy breathed out, "-you're good..." The puppy giggled a little when he saw Zoro's cheeks redden even as he still continued to suck every drop of Sanji. The cat gave one last loop around the fingers before pulling his head back.
Luffy placed the wet fingers over his lips and giggled, "Did you like it?"
Zoro blushed, "...it tasted...like him I guess."
The puppy glanced back at the toy and back to the cat, "So..." a smile played on Luffy's lips, "-why'd you do it?"
Zoro, who was also staring down at the vibrator, shot back a surprised look, "What?"
"You know, why'd you thought about doing it with Sanji?"
The cat looked away, "I-instinct?"
"Instinct?"
"No," Zoro ran his hand through his hair, and made a face as his fingers got caught in sweaty crusty mess, "I-I don't know...I..." He could feel his cheeks burn up and his heart pounded loudly in his chest.
Luffy crossed his arms, but his tail was wagging with excitement, "I told you-you're in love with Sanji. That's what made you do it."
"But, I'm a Failure Luffy...Ace never taught me about love because he knew I was one...and I don't think Goshujin-sama would have sex with me again...can't you smell it?"
Luffy scratched his messy black hair, carefully avoiding his ears. He did notice the scent of 'guilt' and 'regret' hung in the air. Maybe Sanji's feeling bad that he had sex with Zoro still...A light bulb appeared on top of the puppy's head and he grinned as it grew brighter. He gave a quick kiss on Zoro's cheek, "I have a great idea!"
"You do?" Zoro asked in a worried tone.
"We'll show Sanji that you love doing it!"
Zoro blushed, not really liking the idea at all, "L-Luffy...I don't want to have sex all the time like Normals!"
"I didn't mean that! I guessing that Sanji still thinks that you don't like it because of the book-"
"Yeah...the book." The cat nodded and shot a glare at the trashcan that held the instruction booklet captive.
Luffy's eyes were now sparkling like multi-cut diamonds in a jewelry store, "The best way to get an owner turned on is to seduce! We pets are good at that!" Luffy patted his chest proudly, "You got to twist your body a little bit so the clothes show stuff and moan crazy-calling his name is a major turn on!"
Zoro imagined himself on the bed with his overly large shirt pulled up high, barely covering his lower body and moaning the word Sanji over and over again. Instantly, his face exploded in crimson and he could feel blood spin. His tail curled up close to his body and his ears shivered from the imaginative ecstasy. The cat sweat dropped. "Luffy, I told you...I'm a Failure so no one-"
"Yeah, you're a Failure, but I'm a Normal! When I was growing up, lots of pet owners taught me how to attract and have good sex! I'll teach you!" Luffy cracked his knuckles and then moved his fingers in a disturbing way, "I'll show you through your body!"
Zoro hesitated. He didn't really like the feeling of being molested, and now he grew a fear from also getting touched by other sex pets. He mainly blamed the perverted Gaspalde Nora, but he knew there was another answer for that.
That cat sighed, "Can I take a bath first?"
"Sure!" Luffy leaned over, "Or is that an invite to bath sex?"
"No." Zoro said sharply. He never wanted that kind of activity ever again.
-.-.-
Smoker liked the new feel of the restaurant. It wasn't the physical look; nothing had changed since yesterday, but the atmosphere. It was warm and felt like it had a tint of pink like sakura blossoms. The sheriff smirked through his freshly brewed cup of coffee, "You did something really dirty didn't you?"
"H-ha?" Sanji's face flushed and he almost diced his finger with the cabbage, "What are you talking about?" He barked a loud laugh, ruining his attempt of lying.
"What did you do this time Manager?" Shuraiya asked as he finished cooking the fish. He turned the heat off and made himself comfortable by sitting on the stool next to Smoker. The teen smirked, "-though we kind of know what you did..."
Sanji blushed, "Y-yeah...I...we did it."
"-with a vibrator?" Smoker and Shuraiya asked in unison. When Sanji nodded, Smoker cracked a laugh while Shuraiya smiled, convinced.
"What! A VIBRATOR!" All three jumped out of their seats and they turned around to see Usopp standing at the entrance of the kitchen, jaw open and face blue as the sky. Good thing the only customer who comes early in the morning was Smoker only, or Sanji would've the most embarrassing moment of his life (not that anyone cared, all owners of pets do stuff outrageous).
Shuraiya held his laughter and he spoke as clear as possible, "Yup Usopp! Manager didn't listen to you at all!" He stared down at Sanji whose face was red as a tomato, "I really want to see your pet now-why it makes you so..."
The bird rushed up to Sanji and shook him, "H-How many times did I tell you! If you keep doing this, your pet's gonna' hate you!" His voice shrilled and Smoker was pressing his hands on his ears.
The sheriff barked, "Oh shut up bird. It's Sanji's pet and he could do whatever he wants with it..."
"Oh!" Sanji scrambled out of Usopp's feathery hands and grabbed it with his wrists, "Usopp, you know a lot about sex pets right?"
The bird titled his head to the side, "Yeah, I do...why?"
Sanji blushed, "Y...You know that I don't take care Zoro as well like the handbook says..." his face burned up when he saw Shuraiya and Usopp all shake their heads in a yes (Smoker just laughed), "I...I know I rushed and now I'm regretting it. Do you think there's a way to get our relationship a little bit more..."
"-sexier?"
Sanji shot a glare at Smoker and turned to the bird. Usopp rubbed the back of his head, his black feathers fluttering in all directions, "-steadier?"
"Sure...that."
The bird crossed his arms, "I would say it, but whenever I give advice, you never listen."
"-I'll listen, this time for real." Sanji interrupted, "I want Zoro to love me...and I think it's getting...better."
"Whoa, what!" Smoker blurted, "What did Kitty Cat do?"
They all twisted their faces in disgust when they saw Sanji's mouth melt into a perverted grin, "He...offered himself to me...and...he called my name!"
"Whoa..." Smoker breathed out again, "That is mighty hot. I would love to get seduced by a sex pet, but Tashigi wouldn't let me."
Shuraiya put his hand over his mouth, "Y-you were seduced by a Failure! Is that even possible?"
Usopp scratched his head, "I wonder if your sex pet really is a Failure..."
"Ace told me he is, so he has to be."
"-but that can't ever happen..." Usopp said, "Failures aren't Normals, they don't have 'seduce' in their vocabulary...oh well, we'll just ignore it." The bird looked straight into Sanji's eye and it was kind of freaky. Birds' eyes were fairly large and they always looked like they never blink, "Are you really going to listen to what I'm going to say Manager?"
Sanji raised his hand, "I swear Usopp."
The black bird fluttered to one of the booths and bid Sanji to sit across from him. He glared at the other two to stay away from their conversation for it seemed that they were the ones who cause all the commotion and alter Sanji's mind. Usopp bent his arms so that his wings fluttered behind him and leaned over the table. "I think relationships have to be simple at first," he then narrowed his eyes, "-but since you kind of started on a wrong track-"
"-he's on the right track! Look at him, he's beaming!"
"Shut up!" Usopp snapped at Shuraiya and the teen sulked in his seat. He turned back to Sanji, "Anyways, since you went off the wrong track I can't really say this is going to help you and your pet's relationship. Is that still okay?"
"It's okay by me. If it fixes up nicely I'll thank you."
Usopp laid his chin on the palm of his hand and immediately moved away because his feathers were irritating him. "I think the first step is…a date!"
"A date?" Sanji raised an eyebrow.
"A date?" Smoker scoffed, "That's lame."
"Think of something better Usopp. A date is way too low compared to 'stay up all night long sex.'"
"W-what did I just say?" Usopp squawked, piercing everybody's eardrums. He veered back to Sanji, ignoring the groans from the two, "A date is the simplest way to get a couple like each other a lot. This works especially for sex pets because usually pets are stuck in homes mainly for the rest of their lives and the only outdoor freedom they could ever have is the front or back yard.
"Adding this all up, if an owner takes a pet to some parks or any outdoor place besides a yard the pet would be pleased and will love their owner a bit more. Pets are like children; they get all excited when they hear they will go to an amusement park, shopping, et cetera." Usopp glanced over at Sanji's direction, "I think your pet will like amusement parks."
"That's a good idea, but I don't know any attractions around here…it's only been a few weeks since I moved here."
"There's LonglingLong Land." Shuraiya pointed out, "It's the best park ever. It's so wide and flat you can see every part of the park. It's good for pets, but it's really boring for owners."
"If it's amusement parks you have to go to Yarukiman Mangrove Park. It just opened a year ago and it has all the fun rides you can think of. Pets are allowed there if I remember clearly." Smoker added as a final note, "It also has a water theme park so you should bring some swim trunks…but your pet's a cat…"
"Yarukiman Mangrove Park huh?" Sanji mumbled with a thumb on his chin, "That's sounds great! I think Zoro would love that!" He shook Usopp's hands, "Thanks Usopp!"
"You're welcome…and I hope it loosens your pet up."
Sanji gave a weak grin, "I hope so too."
A ring stopped their movements and they all waited as Shuraiya went to answer the phone. The coworker returned, pointing his thumb behind him, "It's from Owner Shanks."
The blond titled his head to the side, "Shanks? What does he want?"
-.-.-
Both animals had finished washing themselves clean and now were searching for something to wear. The only clothes that seemed to catch their attention were pajamas. Luffy stole a dark blue one with white and light green pin stripes on them. Zoro chose the green one with yellow and blue plaid patterns. The cat also pulled up a pair of underwear and pants, even though he assumed he would be taking them off really soon. All of the clothes were originally Sanji's so it was a little big for them. They both snickered as the sleeves hung over their hands and they sometimes tripped when they stepped on the pant edges. They also pulled all of the bed sheets off and added new blankets to make it comfortable. The puppy leaped onto the bed and rolled around in it, "It still smells but you can't tell."
Zoro crawled after him and bumped his nose against the bed, "Hm." He raised an eye at Luffy, "So, where should we start?"
Luffy grinned, "I think you should start by stripping your clothes off one by one. You have to do it slowly or it won't be sexy." The puppy sat on his butt with his bushy black tail wagging behind him, "Try it. Start with the top."
"O-okay…" Zoro replied weakly as he touched the first button close to his collar. The first button took a while for his long fingernails to pull it off but the next two were easy. Luffy had leaned closer towards Zoro and carefully watched every bit and detail to what the cat was doing. The cat felt the eyes of the puppy switch from his face to his upper body and down to his lower parts and he tried his best to ignore it. Zoro then reached for the edge of the pajama top; he was planning to pull it over his head. When he was about to remove it the balcony door slid open and a familiar red head stumbled in.
"Shanks!" Luffy pounced on fours and watched his owner waltzed in, "What are you doing here?"
"I forgot to get some paperwork and came back and realized you were gone. I thought you were in here and I was right." Shanks gave a peculiar stare at Zoro, "So…what are you guys doing?"
"I'm teaching him how to strip!" Luffy said proudly.
Shanks in return glared, "You're not supposed to know these kinds of things yet. What kind of pet shop teachers did you learn from?"
"A lot."
Shanks frowned but shook the mind away. He bent down to look at Zoro in the eye. The cat let go of his pajama shirt and blinked. "Why are you stripping?"
"Uh…" Zoro blushed, "I was trying to…be more…s…s-"
"Sexy~!" Luffy hummed, "He wants Sanji to like him more! Sanji likes sexy Zoro so I'm helping Zoro get sexy!"
Shanks put his hands onto his hips, "But Luffy, Zoro's a Failure. You can't force him to be sexy, that's a stress already." He then grinned, "Try something lighter and easier for him. Luckily I got just the right plan." The red haired man moved his hand into his pocket and pulled out pieces of thin paper. He waved it out like a fan before handing it to the pets.
Luffy instantly beamed at the paper and jumped around in circles. Zoro titled his head to the side in confusion. "What is this?"
"A ticket to 'Yarukiman Mangrove Park.'" Shanks smiled, "It's a fun place! There's roller coasters, falling towers, water slides, merry go rounds, gigantic swings, all the rides you wanted to ride in!"
"An amusement park!" Zoro finally realized what this ticket was and he grinned, "I always wanted to go!" Now Zoro had joined in the fun and he and the puppy were leaping around the bedroom walls.
"Yeay! A date~!" Luffy cheered and did a twirl while jumping on the bed.
Shanks' grin suddenly turned sinister, "If you really want to show off your sexy moves, there is one ride you have to go on." Zoro stopped jumping and his ears perked up to listen. Luffy stopped also to hear the valuable information for one day it might come in handy. The older one whispered, "The Ferris Wheel."
"Isn't that the big circle thing that spins around?" Zoro frowned, "I don't see anything sexy about that."
"Think about it Zoro. You are sitting in a small compartment with only you and Sanji. The Ferris Wheel takes you to the top where the machine usually stops at. No one is around, just you and Sanji. It is the best area for making out."
"I heard that before!" Luffy shot his hand out, "I heard it's really pretty-the view I mean."
Shanks placed his hand on Zoro's hair and messed it around, "I'm sure Sanji would love that if you kissed him." Zoro nodded and held the tickets out in front of him. A trip to the amusement park with his master, that sounded interesting already. He never dreamed of going to-what was this called-a date with someone. If it were the other owners he would have freaked him out. He would never want to ride a Ferris Wheel and be stuck on that whole ride with those perverts. Sanji…he was different somehow. He couldn't quite grasp it yet but maybe after a trip to the amusement park, he'll understand.
"Thanks for the tickets Shanks!"
"Oh no problem kid! Just want you and your master to have fun!" Shanks held out his ticket, "In the meantime Luffy and I are going to hang around the park also."
"Eh?" Zoro stared at Shanks with a dumbfounded look.
"Eh? See here, we're going on the same day you guys are going. But don't worry. We won't be sneaking behind you like some kind of stalkers." The cat gave a look of 'you better' and it gave Shanks the shivers. Sometimes, he wondered, this cat did not seem to be a Failure.
To Be Continued