NICK:

It was hot. Very, very hot. So instead of sleeping or spending the day relaxing indoors with a good book or an old movie, Gil Grissom and his girlfriend Sara Sidle decided to spend the day outdoors in the sun.

Sara was sleeping silently against Grissom's chest, whilst he read a book on entomology, obviously. On that day, Grissom was expecting some bug from some where.

I didn't know that at the time. I was wondering if Grissom could help me with this problem, a friend of mine was bitten by a spider and she had a weird bite mark, anyway, that's not important right now. Like I was saying, Grissom was expecting some bug, when went over. There was a sign saying "Round back" on the door so I went round back and needless to say I wasn't expecting what I saw.

Grissom was in a hammock and Sara Sidle was on him sleeping, "Erm… I'm not interrupting am I?" I say Grissom falls out of the hammock taking Sara with him, "Ouch. Fuck Gil!" She says and slaps him, then came the response I wasn't expecting "I'm sorry honey, where does it hurt?" She points to her forehead Grissom smiles and kisses it "All better?" He asks, Meanwhile I'm stood there in shock, "Okay, what is going on here?" I ask they both look at me mouths open, all the colour gone from their faces, "I think I'll go." I tell them, I ended up taking my friend to the hospital, on my way back towards the gate Grissom shouts "Hey Nick!" I turn and look at my friend "Yeah Griss?" he puts on a serious face "you tell anybody and I'll feed you to my tarantula." He tells me, I think he meant it.

And here I am, beer in hand, sports in demand, reliving the whole experience. Man I don't think I'll ever get over seeing that sight.

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