Hello! My name is Ulrike. I'm the Genshi Miko in Shin Makoku. I've been around for quite a while (over eight hundred years, but who's counting?) and seen so much. But no matter how long I live, I believe that I'll always hate when people won't allow themselves to show how they feel.

For this reason, I've constructed a plan. I hope to get Yuuri and Wolfram to open up, at least a little, and show how they feel. Yuuri's still in denial, and Wolfram tends to just yell. Buy, I'm going to try my best.

Last time they visited, I overheard Yuuri talking about his little vacation back to Earth. Of course, Wolfram insisted on going, too. As I listened to them talk, my plan began to take shape.

Now, it's time for Yuuri and Wolfram to be sent to Earth. Yuuri had insisted on going alone – he was going on vacation, after all – but Wolfram had convinced Yuuri to let him come.

"I have to make sure you don't cheat on me, hennachoko," Wolfram explains.

"Would you stop calling me that?!" Yuuri snaps, then smiles slightly. He'd gotten used to Wolfram calling him a wimp, and didn't mind the nickname much.

"You two ready?" I ask. They both turn to me and nod. As I transport them, I mentally run through the first step of my plan again.

It's so boring to stand and wait. I'm sure they've arrived by now. I can't wait any longer! Excitedly, I redirect the portal's destination from Yuuri's house to his neighbor's pool.

I climb out of the four-foot deep pool. Quickly, I run across the lawn and struggle over the fence. Maybe somebody in the house saw me, but nobody stopped me.

Rocking on my heels, I ring the doorbell. Dinng-Donng! I hear footsteps, followed by the turning of the door knob. Yuuri's face peeks out. "Ulrike?"

Wolfram runs to the door. "Yuuri! Yuuri! Who is it?" Yuuri opens the door all the way.

"Ulrike? What are you doing here?" Wolfram asks me. They're both so confused. I just smile at them.

"Why – "Yuuri starts to say, but I take both him and Wolfram by the wrists and drag them out the door. "What are you…?"

I just smiled at him. "I don't want to hit your family by mistake."

" 'Hit your family by mistake?' What are you talking about!" Uh-oh, I think I've made Wolfram mad. He starts to draw his sword. Wait a second – his sword?! He brought his sword?! "I'll never let anyone hurt Yuuri! Not even the Genshi Miko! Not anyone, NOT EVER!!"

"Wolfram! No!" Yuuri tries to stop him, trusting his arm out in an attempt to stop the blond prince. "I'm sure she's not here to hurt us."

But Wolfram isn't listening. Just as he was about to strike me, I hit him with a beam of green light. "Agh!' He falls back, his sword spinning in the air before it, too, drops to the ground.

"Wolfram!" Rubbing his head, Wolfram props himself up with his elbow. "Are you okay?" a concerned Yuuri asks. Wolfram stops rubbing his head and turns to Yuuri, his emerald eyes wide and shining.

"Yuuri Yuuri!!" Wolfram jumps up and throws his arms around the young Maoh. The Mazuku prince eventually lets go of his fiancé. Bouncing up and down, the blond extends his arms as widely as he can, and exclaims, "I love you this much, Yuuri!!"

Here's my chance! I hit Yuuri with the green beam as well, surprised that he didn't fall back like Wolfram had. He blinks, the exclaims, "Wolfram! I love you this much, Wolfie!!" Yuuri opens his arms wide, then charges toward his prince, hugging him.

Well, I guess my work here is done. But it's funny though, I could sworn my beam had missed Yuuri.