ok...this is my first story and it isn't funny yet...I'm just trying to get the characters emotions and reactions right right now now so bear with me peeps... i would love constructive critiscism...not you being mean...you get what i mean... so please give me suggestions and keep reading because I think you'll like it!
disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters in it...and unfortunately I am NOT Bella...except in my dreams... see you tonight at 11:30 Edward!
JPOV
I lay on the hard wood floor of my sanctuary writing poetry. Well...it was more like writing words then crossing them out. You see, every time I tried to start a poem about Alice, the love of my life, everyone's emotions would get in the way. My entrancement with her smile mixed with the overly frisky emotions of Emmet and Rosalie. My awe at her dance like walk mixed with Carlisle's over excitement.
In fact, now that I think about it, Carlisle is a little overly excited. And I was becoming curious as to why.
I was about to go downstairs and ask him what was on his mind when I heard him call.
"Everyone! Family and Bella meeting in the living room!" I sighed, knowing that I would be pressed up against the back wall while Edward held Bella protectively away from me.
EPOV
"Everyone! Family and Bella meeting in the living room!" I heard Carlisle call from downstairs. I knew the only reason why he called was because of Bella, me and the rest of my family would be able to hear him if he were whispering.
Bella looked at me, her big brown soulful eyes questioningly. I squeezed her shoulder as gently as I could and tugged ever so slightly to get up from my couch.
We walked carefully down the stairs, her careful for injuring herself, and me carefully making sure she didn't injure herself.
When we arrived Carlisle had a very evil grin on his face...he was blocking his thoughts...and jasper looked paler than usual (if that is even possible)
I was scared to death...(no pun intended
EMPOV (emmet's point of veiw... ok so when I do EPOV its Edward, and when i do EMPOV its emmet...if the confuses you tell me and I'll write Emmets full name...no not Emmet Cullen... but Emmet...ok back to the story!)
Edward looked scared to death! His hand was holding onto Bella's so hard she was wincing! He looked just like the time when his pleather pants ripped when I tried to teach him the disco...he never did like that era...hmmmmm
My thoughts were cut short when Carlisle had cleared his throat.
"I have decided..." I gripped Rosalie's waist tight, she glared at Carlisle, i knew that she knew that he was going to suggest something she'd hate...he always does...lets meet the human...lets not eat the human...lets like the human-really i don't get why she hates Bella so much, she's kind of awsome.
"I have decided that we should take a family camping trip! With Bella!" I hadn't expected that! Man this was going to be awsome! Ok i would need to bring a lot of duct tape, lots of coca cola and those minty things whose name escapes me...
EPOV
Emmet's mind was going out of controll! I hadn't expected that! Man this was going to be awsome! Ok i would need to bring a lot of duct tape, lots of coca cola and those minty things whose name escapes me...
I tuned him out and concentrated on Bella's face, I of coarce wanted to go, i love the out doors, its beautifull...just like Bella. But I wouldn't go unless she did.
Alice and Rosalie groaned...that would be a no from them... i understood Alice not wanting to go...she was always the target for Emmet's pranks when we went...but Rosalie is just such a premaddona!
"any one else object?" carlisle sighed.
"Hon, I'd really like to re-paint the house if you guys are leaving!" Esme suggested
"I can help!" Alice offered
"Ugh! BUGS! NO WAY!" Rosalie scoffed
"okay, boys? Bella?"
"Do you even HAVE to ask?!?!" Emmet whooped with joy
"I'm in." Jasper answered shyly I really hope I don't have to keep track of the distance between me and Bella the whole time...whoa Emmet's happy...too happy
"Bella?" I asked softly
"I'd do anything if you were there." Bella whispered blushing... god how i loved that blush!
"Then I guess It's settled...the Cullen Boys and Bella are going camping! We leave tommorow morning, Edward take Bella to her house and help her pack. Tell Charlie that the girls and myself will be there... that should keep him calm."
Thats when I picked Bella up and ran with her untill we were outside the pale yellow door to her house.
ok...tell me how ya like it...guess if you can find out what prank Emmet's planning (i might try it myself) and I'll try to update soon if people like it.