Ways to annoy anyone in Rent

Mark:

Hide his camera

Ask him out

Make fun of how he dances

Roger:

Break his guitar

Tell him that you are dying and request that he plays a song for you

Ask him what was up with his short hair

Mimi:

Give her heroine for her birthday

Ask her what she ever saw in Benny

Tell her that the 'No Day but Today' thing is getting old

Collins:

Challenge him to a low singing contest

Steal his coat, over and over again

Tell him that Santa Fe is over rated

Angel:

Seeing as he/she's dead…

Maureen:

Go and work for Benny

Tell her that she was better as Elphaba, and when she doesn't get it, shake your head and smile knowingly

Tell her to see a relationships doctor

Joanne:

Ask Maureen out

Tell her that she would look better with Mark

Sing 'What I could have been' from Working

Benny:

When ever the urge strikes you, moo

Pretend that you are homeless and act offended that he wants to kick you out of your house

Give him another dog