30 Ways to annoy your Friends!

!!!WARNING!!!

Do not blame the gang if your best friend breaks up with you!

1. Look at your friend, then whisper to someone else while looking up at your friend again

2. Point at their face and yell really loudly, "EWWWWWWWW"

3. Laugh in their face. Look secretive- But don't tell them why you're laughing, though.

4. When you go to their house, or if they come to your house, follow her/his everywhere.

5. Moo like a cow every time they talk to you

6. When you're at her/his house, put a lampshade on your head and yell "HELP! THE SUN'S DYING!!!"

7. Pretend to worship the devil when their parents are watching you.

8. Pretend to beat yourself up.

9. Phone them at 4 in the morning, and say cheerfully 'Good Morning, Sunshine!'

10. Pluck their hair and say 'DNA!'

11. Wear a sticker that says 'I'm a retard'

12. Wear pants on your head, and shirt at your waist when on their sleepover. When they ask why, say 'I'm making a fashion statement!'

13.Superglue your finger up your nose.

14. Talk to your pen in class.

15. Have 30 other imaginary best friends and talk to them ALL THE TIME.

16. At night on a sleepover, kneel down and chant, like a Indian tribe.

17. Try and climb a wall.

18. Spread out on a big window and buzz like a fly.

19. When eating Ice cream, lick up all the ice cream but leave the cone. Put it on your forehead, pose and say 'Aren't I a lovely unicorn?'

20. While they're at a room, switch the light on, then off. Do it a few times, then smack your forehead and say, 'Oh! Now I get it!'

21. Whatever they're eating, say it looks like a certain disgusting thing.

22. Jump off their roof, saying you can fly.

23. Say their pet (Or yours) is mocking you, and chase it around the house.

24. When you shower at their house, yell 'I"M DROWNING"

25. Try and snorkel in their fish tank.

26. Chase a imaginary tail

27. When you play hide-and-seek, instead of hiding, hang upside down and do gymnastics in their wardrobe

28. Pretend to talk on the phone when they're talking to you.

29. Try and swim on the floor

30. Have nervous spasms in anonymous times