Alien vs. Predator vs. Possible

By Futuramakid

Disclaimer: I own neither Alien, Predator, nor Kim Possible.

Kim put the suit into stealth mode. Not to be outdone, her tall assailant did a similar thing. However, the creature had the advantage. It saw in shades of heat, and it could see her clear as day. Kim looked around, trying to find a way to reveal the creature.

"Kim! Catch!" Wade said, throwing her the spectrometer sunglasses.

"Good thinking," she replied, "these pick up all light, even the invisible spectrum.

The creature was now plainly visible to her. Still, that wasn't good enough. It lunged at her, blades squarely aimed at her eyes. She dodged to the side, and, thinking fast, banged the erasers in the room. Some settled on the creature, making it partially visible to the others. Meanwhile, Tara was in immense pain. She felt something chewing at her insides. She writhed in pain. It broke through, sailing through the air.

"That is sick and wrong," Ron said. Barkin pummeled the small insect-like creature.

"This is why we should've killed her," Barkin explained, "if we had, that thing wouldn't have survived."

A larger insect-like creature appeared in the door. The assailant turned its attention to it, and turned to fight it.

Kim and the others watched as her assailant attacked the creature.

"Wade, any ideas? It'd be good to get out of this room before that thing is finished with that other creature," Kim said.

"Just one," Wade said, "we leave through the window and go to alert the authorities, and some paramedics."

"But what about the students who are still alive?" Barkin said, "do we just leave them to die?"

"OK," Kim said, "here's the plan. Ron, Wade, you go alert the authorities and the hospital. Barkin and I will stay here and try to save as many people as possible."

"Kim, I am NOT going to leave you in here with those… things!" Ron said, "I just can't."

"You have to, Ron," Kim said, "this is bigger than us. This could threaten the entire world. Now, go get us some reinforcements."

"Ok, KP," Ron said, reluctantly leaving through the window, followed by Wade.

"One problem, Kim," Wade said, "I can't fit!"

Ron grabbed his hands and pulled. After a few seconds, Wade got through.

"Now go," Kim said, "I can hold this thing off, when he kills that other monster."

Ron and Wade ran off to get to the hospital, figuring the police wouldn't believe a couple of high-schoolers, but they knew someone at the hospital who would believe them.

Elsewhere, an unlikely alliance was about to be formed. Monique stood, terrified in a room of the otherworldly eggs.

"Oh, snap," she said, "how do I get myself into these messes?"

She held her purse in one hand, ready to swing it as an offensive weapon. The eggs began to open. She screamed and swung her purse wildly as the facehuggers jumped at her. She gasped as several of them were skewered on blades. The other creature, the one the blades belonged to, looked at her.

"You… you're not hostile, are you?" she said.

The creature, unable to understand English, went on with the ceremony he had came to perform. He cut off a section of the facehugger's tail, and melted a symbol into his face with it. It was a crude representation of one of the larger aliens.

"You… came here to hunt those?" Monique said, comprehension dawning. This creature was benevolent. All it wanted was to hunt undisturbed.

"Mrs. Dr. P!" Ron said, running up to her. Seeing Wade in the flesh, she knew this must be urgent.

"What is it, boys?" she asked.

"Creatures! Monstrous, alien creatures!" Ron said, "at the high school!" "Kim insisted on staying, to try to rescue the remaining students," Wade said, "but we have a feeling we'll need paramedics."

Mrs. Dr. Possible picked up the phone.

"I need an emergency team for Middleton High. There's some sort of violent ruckus there," she said.

"Why didn't you…" Ron said.

"Tell them? Please. They wouldn't believe us," Mrs. Dr. P said, "we'll have to show them."