Summary: The cast of Fullmetal Alchemist decide to go to an Anime convention. What will happen once they arrive? I decided to write this fanfiction because I had a lot of fun at my first convention at Tekkoshocon this year and I wish I can go back!!!
Rated T for language.
Dedicated to Ayuni Elric, Vic Mignogna, and all my friends from Tekkoshocon!! Enjoy it guys!
Disclamer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of the characters in it. All rights belong to Hiromu Arakawa and Square Enix and anyone else who was involved in FMA...
Chapter 1: Arriving at the Con
-Tekkoshocon ExpoMart and Raddison Hotel: East Wing-
Al: -blinks- Brother? Where are we?
Ed: -looks at map and schedual- According to this, we're at an Anime convention.
Al: But...there are people dressed up like us! And some of them are wearing mini skirts!!
Ed: Why the hell would someone dress up like us in mini skirts?
Al: Maybe they're making fun of us...
Ed: Either way, they're going to get their asses beat!
Al: Maybe we should ask them why first, before we kick anyone's asses.
Ed: Good point...
-Hotel lobby-
Envy: Could someone tell me what's going on here?
Lust: -is taking pictures with cute boys- I have no idea, but I like it! All these cute boys wanna take a picture with me!
Envy: -sweatdrops- I thought this place was a hotel. It looks more like a circus to me!
Wrath: The circus is here? Where!?
Envy: -kicks Wrath- Look around you, idiot!
Wrath: Owie!! -looks around- This dosen't look like the circus to me! It looks like a halloween party! What's Lust doing?
Envy: -glares at Lust- Goofing off!
Lust: Please boys! One at a time! Ok, you next. -points-
Wrath: -blinks- Lust goofs off?
Envy: -sighs- I'm going to our room. -gets in elevator-
Random Envy cosplayer: Hello! -glomps-
Envy: What the hell? Who are you?
Envy cosplayer: I'm Envy!!
Envy: -blinks- No you're not! I'm Envy!
Envy cosplayer: I'm Envy too! -hugs-
Envy: Get off! -pushes cosplayer off-
Envy cosplayer: -gets teary eyed- You're mean!
Envy: No duh! -gets off of the elevator on the 6th floor-
Envy cosplayer: Wait! Where are you going?
Envy: To my room! I have a headache and I wanna go to sleep!
Envy cosplayer: -tackles-
Envy: Gah! -falls to the floor- What are you doing!? Get off!
Envy cosplayer: I wanna stay with you! I don't have friends... -gets teary eyed again-
Envy: Well you can't! Now get off!
Envy cosplayer: Why?
Envy: So I can get away from you!
Envy cosplayer: -giggles- You're funny!
Envy: -groans- Why me?
-Hotel lobby-
Wrath: -blinks- Wow, Lust! You sure are popular! -eats some popcorn-
Lust: -is running away from fan boys- What do you want from me?!!!!
-East Wing-
Ed: -is beating up an Ed cosplayer in a mini skirt-
Al: Brother, stop!! We don't have to fight!
Ed: That will teach you not to call people short! And why the hell are you wearing a mini skirt?!!
Al: Is it really any of our business if they're wearing a mini skirt or not?
Ed: But he's dressed as me! IN A MINI SKIRT FOR HEAVAN'S SAKE!!
Al: -sweatdrops- Maybe he dosen't like wearing pants?
Roy: Or maybe he thinks that you just look good in a mini skirt.
Ed: -glares at Roy- Shut up, Colonel!!
Al: Hi, Colonel!
Ed: Don't say hi to him!
Al: -blinks- Why?
Roy: He's just saying that cause he's not a fan of mini skirts.
Ed: Why would I be? I'm a guy!!
Al: -sweatdrops- I don't think that's what he meant, brother...
Ed: -blinks- Huh? What did he mean?
Al: Never mind.
Ed: What? Tell me!
Al: No, it's ok...-sweatdrops-
Ed: Tell me, Al!
Al: No! Leave me alone!!
Ed: I SAID TELL ME!!
Al: Fine! -whispers in Ed's ear-
Ed: -blushes- Wha?! -glares at Roy- You're sick, Mustang!
Roy: -sweatdrops- Hey, what happened to that guy you were beating up?
Ed: Huh? -sees mini skirt Ed cosplayer running away- Hey! Get back here! I'm not done with you!
Al: Brother...-chases after Ed-
Roy: -sweatdrops- Well, I got some girls in mini skirts to chase! -follows a couple of Sailor Moon cosplayers-
-Video Room 1-
Ling: -is watching FMA- How come I'm not in the show? It's not fair!
Greed: Maybe it's because you make a terrible Greed and they like me better!
Ling: Shut up! -punches Greed-
Greed: Did you break your hand?
Ling: -blinks- huh? -looks at hand- YEEEEEOOOOW!!!!
Greed: -sweatdrops- Thought so... -mutters- Idiot!
-Game Room-
Winry: Yahoooooo!!! I'm winning!! Take that!
Scar: DARN YOU STUPID CONTROLLER! DO SOMETHING!! -pounds the buttons on the game controller-
Winry: -kills scars character- I win! YAY!! -does a happy dance-
Scar: -twitches- In the name of the great God almighty, THOU SHALL PERISH!! -destroys game controller-
Winry: Geez! Someone's a sore looser! -sweatdrops-
-Food Court-
Gluttony: I'm hungry!
Pride: -sweatdrops- No, you can't eat the people here!
Gluttony: Aw! Why not? -watches Ed cosplayers walk by and tummy growls-
Pride: Because you're not allowed to do that here!
Gluttony: Why?
Pride: Because...Well I don't know exactly why, but you just can't here.
Gluttony: -blinks- Ok...
Pride: Here! Eat this instead! -holds out a pretzel-
-Dealer's Room-
Al: BROTHER!!!!!
Ed: What? What's wrong, Al? Are you hurt?
Al: No, look at this cute plushie of me!! -holds up Al plushie-
Ed: -sweatdrops- Is that why you called me all the way over here?
Al: -nods- Uh huh! Can I get it? PLEEEEEEEASE?
Ed: -sighs and empties out pocket- I don't think they take sens here. I think they have a different curancy in this country.
Al: -gets teary eyed- But brother...It's so cute! Ah! Look! They have one of you too! -holds up Ed plushie-
Ed: -blinks- That's suppose to be me? It looks nothing like me!
Al: -looks at Ed plushie then looks at Ed- Yes it does!!
Ed: No it dosen't! -grabs Ed plushie- Look at the face! I don't look that mean!
Al: -stares at Ed's face- Yes you do...
Ed: -blinks- Really?!!
Al: Um...yes...-takes Ed plushie- Enough about that. Whatever happened to the guy that dressed as you in a mini skirt?
Ed: What? Aw shoot! He got away again! I'LL GET YOU!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!! -shakes fist-
Ling: Get who? -leans on Ed's shoulder and eats pretzel-
Ed: No one! GET OFF!!
Ling: Hey, we're friends, aren't we?
Ed: No! What are you doing here anyway?
Ling: I'm a FMA character too, you know!!
Ed: Yeah, in the manga!
Ling: Well, if they didn't start doing the Anime so early, I would've been in the show too!
Al: -pats Lings back- We're sorry you're not popular...
Ling: Hey! I'm popular! -points at a group of people- Read more manga!! Only read the parts where they show me!!
Ed: Hey! -pushes Ling out of the way- If you only read the parts that show me, I'll throw in this free plushie of me!
Ling: Hey, that's not fair! I don't have a plushie! -sees Ed get trampled by fan girls- On second thought...I'm glad I don't have a plushie! -runs off somewhere else-
-Hotel lobby-
Greed: There you are! Where's Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Pride and Sloth?
Wrath: Envy went to his room, Lust is being chased by fan boys...
Lust: -holds a chair up in front of her- Back you animals! Back!!
Wrath: Uh...Pride and Gluttony went off somewhere. Pride said something about pulling Gluttony off of someone that looked like Ed.
Greed: What about Sloth?
-Random Battle Group-
Sloth: Water! -holds hands out infront of her-
Izumi: -attacks with fake lightsaber-
Sloth: -wobbles and falls to the ground-
-Hotel lobby-
Wrath: Um...I think she said she was going to a battle or something...
Greed: Battel? What kind of battle?
Wrath: I don't know! If you wanna know so bad then go look for her!
Greed: Fine! I will! -walks off-
-Random Battle Group-
Riza: -pretends to shoot with fake gun-
Izumi: -staggers back a bit-
Greed: Hey there she is! Yo, Sloth!
Sloth: Can't talk right now! I'm supose to be dead!
Greed: -blinks- Okay...
Roy: Yeah! Get 'em, Lieutanant!
Greed: -looks at Riza- Hey, do you think she likes guys in leather or in fur?
Roy: huh?
Greed: Her! Chick with the gun! -points at Riza- I'm just wondering if she likes guys in leather or fur. Cause I'm into both.
Roy: -twitches- Looks like it's going to be neither cause she's already taken!
Greed: What? You mean by you? Ha! She'll be better off with a guy like me!
Roy: -blushes- I didn't say she was taken by me!
Greed: Who then?
Roy: Um...uh...-looks around- That guy! -points to Berry the chopper-
Berry: Yoo hoo! Hi, sweetie!
Riza: -sweatdrops-
Greed: Yeah right! Guess she's up for grabs then! -walks away-
Roy: No wait! I mean uh...aw crap!
Ed: Looks like you got yourself more compitition, Colonel. -grins-
Roy: -jumps- Where'd you come from?
Ed: The Dealer's room...Al wiped out all my money buying plushies!
Al: -armor is stuffed with plushies- I'll call you little Edo and you big Edo and oh!! I'll call you chibi Alphonse!
Ed: -sweatdrops-
Roy: -also sweatdrops- How many plushies did you buy him exactly?
Ed: Too many!
Al: -continues to name his plushies- I'll call you chibi Roy and you little big brother...
Ed: -sighs- I have a feeling it's going to be a long day...
End of chapter 1! What did you think? I had a lot of fun writing it and I hope you had just as much fun reading it. heh heh...Please review! Chapter 2 coming soon!