Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, as usual.

Hello again. There are many rumors going around as to exactly how Xigbar lost his eye. Some say a shooting accident, some say Xaldin was running with scissors and Xiggy was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Still others state that Xiggy being Xiggy, must have gotten Saix/Larxene/Marluxia/Xaldin/Roxas/Some random pointy lesser Nobody mad. Here's what I think...

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"Ya know, there's a rumor going around Xiggy," Axel said with a grin, "about Mansex and the toasters."

"Eh? Everyone knows he and Saix are kucfin' lovers."

The red head laughed, "Nah, and how does that involve the toaster-nevermind...What I'm talking about is the fact that he warms his little toys in the toaster."

Xigbar held his face in disgust. "Oy! You think I wanted to hear that?!" He scoffed, turned to leave, but stopped and asked, "Really?"

"Well," Axel scratched his head, "it is just a rumor. But..." he pointed to the Superior walking towards the kitchen, one hand in his pocket. Axel smiled, making Xigbar yell out in disgust again.

"No way! That's nasty!" he looked at Xemnas, then looked back at Axel. "You think?"

"Only one way to find out." the red head smirked as he sneaked over to the kitchen doorway to see what Xemnas was doing. Xigbar, being the curious little nobody he is, followed.

"Wait, he couldn't! That is nasty and that would mean...EWWWWW!!! I'm leaving!" he turned to storm off, but came running back and peeking in the kitchen. HE saw Xemnas peering over the toaster and pulling his hand out of his pocket, clutched onto something long. He turned his head, shutting his eyes and straining his ears for the faintest sound of a toaster lever being pushed down. When he heard it (and Axel's laughter), he gagged. "No...I don't believe it! He wouldn't...would he?" he looked again, but Xemnas was gone. Glancing at Axel, he asked, "Did...did ya see him put something in there?"

"I looked away too, but I did see something that looked like a long purple lightsaber sliding out of his pocket."

"Nah," Xigbar shook his head, heading for his room but turned around yet again, "I gotta see for myself!" he exclaimed as he ran into the kitchen just as Xemnas came behind Axel.

"So, he's going to look is he?" he said, in a more monotonious voice.

"Yeah, no wonder Luxord calls him stupid." Axel grinned, looking at Xigbar peering into the toaster, "Nice work Zexy."

Zexion slapped Axel in the back of the head, then transformed into himself, "Don't call me 'Zexy', and I can play a joke now and again..."

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Xigbar looked into the toaster and yelled out, "Oy! I don't see no long purple shaft! I knew it!"

Too bad that he was looking right when the toaster timer went off, on account of Zexion setting it on a short timer. This of course, popped up the little toy, smack dab into Xigbar's eye, damaging it indefinetely. He got it treated thanks to Vexen, but the eye was irreplacible. (pushed too far in the back of his head) So now he had an empty socket. Then came the eyepatch...

(another tidbit: Xiggy said if he was to have an eyepatch, then he said it was gonna be something he'd enjoy, i.e. Larxene's thong. And of course, he got it.)

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Something stupid I thought up over Spring Break. Man, was I bored on Spring Break, mainly because most of my friends went out of town somewhere and I had nowhere to go. Yeah there was the fair, but I don't like heights...

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