Description: A little humor between me, Ichigo and Rukia, as an introduction to the next set of one-shots, and an end to the first fourteen (kinda fifteen) one-shots.

Authors Note: Alright, so…I hope to see you all in my sequel set "It's A Collection, Not an Obsession! 2" and I hope you enjoyed this one-shot set as much as I enjoyed writing them! And I also hope you get a giggle out of this one. :3

Genre: Humor/General

"Ichigo!" Rukia screamed, waking Ichigo from his deep sleep. He fell out of bed; his hair was everywhere, and his eyes crossed as he focused on the girl standing above him.

"What the hell do you want!? I was taking a nap!" He argued, jumping up and standing over her.

She crossed her arms. "Hmph. I woke you cause we are supposed to help end this one-shot collection, idiot. The author says so."

"I don't give a damn what the author wants." He growled, glaring at the author menacingly. She shrunk into her chair but continued to type. "I don't have a choice." She said nervously. "I'd rather finish it with a little humor, and then continue with a sequel!"

"Sequel my ass! I'm tired of….afaeoaifjeafaoij! Huah hiii ohh cananana!" He began to sing, and started dancing around in random circles. Rukia fought a laugh. "I wish I had the power to do that!"

The author handed the laptop over to Rukia, smiling darkly. "Be my guest."

"Rukia…you wouldn't." Ichigo's eyes bulged with shock. She smirked and took hold of the computer.

"Oh, Ichigo, I would."

He began to draw his sword. "I'm warning you!"

"Ohh, what a scary threat Ichi." She said sarcastically as she typed. "How about this?"

Suddenly his sword vanished, and in his hand sat a small pink bunny. It twitched its nose and looked around the room anxiously. Ichigo could only stare in shock.

"What the—a pink bunny rabbit!? That's all you can think…of…?"

Suddenly the rabbit grew five times its size, its eyes bigger than Ichigo's head, and its hind feet nearly as big as the room. It took a giant hop, and sent Ichigo into the air. "You just think you're so clever!" He retorted.

Rukia merely giggled. "I know I am. And… who doesn't have a sword?"

Ichigo stopped, and began to spin around. "I'm such a pretty fairy! Let me slay you with my powers of ballerina doom!"

Rukia and the author fell to the floor laughing, leaving Ichigo in mid-air, hands above his head, his eyelashes batting at the pink bunny rabbit. It twitched its nose in response, and burst through the wall, leaving a gaping hole in Ichigo's room.

"Have you had enough yet Kurosaki?" Rukia asked, still typing. Ichigo nodded fervently, and was then dropped to the floor. "Ow! That hurt!" He exclaimed as he rubbed his rear-end.

She smiled. "It was supposed to. Are you going to be mean to moosie-san again? She's only aiming to please the people."

He sighed. "No, I won't be." He mumbled, though he never once looked at the author apologetically.

The author clapped her hands together. "Good! So will you two kindly end the one-shot series for me? If not, I can always—"

"No no no! We'll do it!" Ichigo flailed. The author smiled and nodded. "Go on then."

Rukia looked at Ichigo, who was not happy. She elbowed him. "Smile, dumbass!" She said through gritted teeth. He forced a smile, and Rukia cleared her throat.

"We thank you all for reading these one-shots, developed and written by Moosie-san. She worked hard on them, and she hopes you enjoyed reading them…"

"As much as we enjoyed being in them." Ichigo said, looking down at Rukia with a smirk. She blushed and smiled back.

"So anyway, we will be in the one-shot series sequel, and look forward to all of you being there to watch us…well, do whatever Moosie-san wants!" Ichigo mumbled something incoherent, only to be elbowed again. "Ow! Okay!" He screamed. "We will definitely look forward to seeing you…"

The author cleared her throat and looked at him expectantly. Ichigo sighed. "And we cannot wait to see what will happen in the sequel to come. I know I can't." He said without any emotion in his voice.

"Well put Ichigo. Maybe next time we won't have to force you?"

He shook his head. "No…"

"Good! So, there are a couple of one-shot sequels in the next set too, relating to some here, so be on the lookout for them!" The author looked and waved cheerfully. "See you in the next set!"

"I'm a pretty pony!" Ichigo said sweetly as he pranced around the room. Rukia merely gave an evil laugh.

"That is too much fun."

The author smiled. "Just you wait. There is more fun to come…for both of you."

Rukia gulped, and ran out of the room screaming, leaving prancing Ichigo alone in his room with the author. She sat comfortably at her laptop, devious ideas running through her head.