Just like I promised here it is: The Psych Out Moment aka The Karaoke Party! Now remember, this is just a chapter for fun which means I made some of the chapter in "script" form because it just didn't work out with regular formatting. So enjoy this chapter of craziness and be sure to look out for some more Monk, Psych, and Death Note crossover fan fictions! Also please note that I am done with my little "construction". I did not edit it completely. My only goal was to A. fix Shawn's name and B. make this into a more reader friendly format. Disclaimer: I do not own any of these songs which these characters (that I also do not own) are singing.
Psych Out Moment!
Shawn (high pitched voice): Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Gus (also high pitched): So tell me what you want, what you really really want
Shawn: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Gus: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
Shawn: I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah.
Natalie: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Shawn and Gus: gotta get with my friends!
Natalie: Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give.
Shawn and Gus: You've got to give
Shawn, Gus, and Natalie: Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
(music fades from Spice Girls to Randy Disher "Don't Need a Badge")
Randy (speaking): I'm tired of sucking up! (singing) Well I'm tired of sucking up and working for the man.
Matsuda: Keeping people down cause the law book says I can!
Randy: Cuff my brothers and sisters oh that's not the way to be.
Matsuda: But honey those days are cause music set me free.
Randy and Matsuda: I don't need a badge to tell me wrong or right. I don't need a captain shootin' me down all day long. I don't need your moustache. (point to Yagami and Stottlemeyer) Don't you condescend to me. I don't need nobody 'cause baby, I am free.
(Yagami and Stottlemeyer pull the microphones away from the two. The music fades once more to "Ain't No Sunshine")
Stottlemeyer and Yagami: Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. It's not warm when she's away. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and she's always gone too long anytime she goes away. Wonder this time where she's gone, wonder if she's gone to stay Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and this house just ain't no home anytime she goes away.
(music fades to "Shoop Shoop Song")
Julia: Does he love me I wanna know. How can I tell if he loved me so?
Julie: Is it in his eyes?
Julia: Oh no you'll be deceived
Julie: Is it in his eyes?
Julia: Oh no he'll make believe. If you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss.
Julie (at the same time as Julia sings): Shoop shoop, shoop shoop, shoop shoop.
Julia and Julie: That's where it is!
The music faded once more to a Willy Nelson song. Mr. Monk took his clarinet and began to play to the music. L sat down on one of the chairs, watching everyone with Watari next to him. Shawn, Gus, and Natalie walked over to him.
"Dude you aren't singing!" Shawn exclaimed.
"So?" L asked.
"You have to! It's part of the karaoke night!" Shawn said.
"Yeah even Mr. Monk is playing his clarinet," Natalie said.
"No thanks," L replied. Shawn and Gus looked at each other and pulled L off his chair.
"What are you doing?" L asked.
"Making you sing," Shawn said.
"Come on we'll all sing this song together," Gus said.
"I have agreed to go to Six Flags with you isn't that enough?" L asked.
"Nope," Shawn said, "Natalie pick a different song. Hey guys everyone get up! Yes, that means you too dad. Lassie, don't think you can slide out of this one too. Aizawa, Mogi let's go."
Everyone (yay!):
All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take, one
lift
your ride, best trip
Always, I know
you'll be at my
show
Watching, waiting, commiserating
Say it ain't so, I
will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
nana nana nana
na na nana nana nana na na (Shaun and Gus jump up and down at this
point)
Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She
left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares
Say
it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
nana
nana nana na na nana nana nana na na
Say it ain't so, I will
not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
Say
it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go
on
the night will go on
my little windmill
The End