OMG I SAW THIS ONE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND I WAS LIKE OMG, I LOVE THIS SONG!!! This story is IruAnko one of my favorite couples EVER. -characters ooc due to alcohol-
Disclaimer- I do not own American Hi-Fi or Naruto, but I do own Koji, the most kick ass bartender ever.
Iruka sighed as he spent yet another Friday at the bar trying to get a date. All his relationships had been disastrous, and the last one had hurt him the most.
Another Friday night, to get the feeling right
"Iruka, your nice... But your a damn geek. You don't go out on missions outside the village and interact mostly with children! Hell, you're still a virgin! I need a real man, not some geek, I'm leaving you." is what the voice over the phone said before hanging up.
Iruka tightened his grip on the glass he held until it broke and he grit his teeth at the pain of the glass embedded. The bartender sighed as he saw Iruka.
He walked over, "Hey Iruka, what's wrong? Why are you here?"
Iruka sighed and began pulling out the glass, the bartender winced, "Anya dumped me Koji."
Koji, the bartender, sighed and called over a waitress to sweep up the glass as he got Iruka some bandages and another drink. Iruka then saw some movement toward him and his breath caught in his throat. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen, though she looked tired. Her purple hair down and hanging at her shoulders, her tan skin radiating slightly, and she was walking right toward him.
At the bar when he sees her coming over
What you gonna do, if she walks up to you
Iruka hastily wrapped the bandages around his bleeding hand and began to drink his beer that Koji had left him. He couldn't think of anything to say when she sat next to him and smiled, so he kept gulping the drink down.
Tongue tied better get yourself together
Pound another drink, to give him time to think
She turned her head toward Koji, who was kicking someone that had had enough to drink out, and shouted, "Hey Koji, get me a beer!"
Koji smiled and yelled back, "Anything for my favorite female customer!"
He made sure the man that had had enough was helped out and got her an ice cold beer. She turned to Iruka once again who had finished his beer and called to Koji for another one.
"Hey there, I'm Mitarashi, Anko," she greeted.
"Hi, I'm, uh, Umino, Iruka" Iruka said trying to think of something he had heard from that idiot Kakashi.
What's your sign hey I think you know a friend of mine
All the stupid lines, that he had ever heard
Wouldn't come to mind he couldn't say a word
She smiled at him and instantly he had forgotten everything he was doing and the music blasting was no help to him either. He just smiled back, something in her eyes flickered before it hid once again. Iruka looked up at Koji as he put his drink down. And Koji seemed to be mouthing 'don't mess this chance up.' Iruka sighed in his mind but nodded slightly, He always held Koji's advice in high regard.
Tonight tonight, he's gonna get it right
Even losers can get lucky sometimes
All the freaks go on a winning streak
In a perfect world, all the geeks get the girls
He finally found his voice and stood up, "Would you like to dance?"
Anko nodded grinning and standing up, hollering to Koji to not let anyone take their seats. They walked together to the dance floor and began to dance to the lively song being played by a western band on tour that had gotten horribly lost and ended up wandering outside of Konohagakure and were promised ryu for a week's gig. The current song was dying down, but Iruka was now feeling nervous as he had forgotten the girl's name for a second. He was starting to sweat as she got closer to him.
Got her holding steady, forget her name already
Sweatin' hard not a smooth operator
The band was the American Hi-Fi and were singing a song called "The Art of Losing".
Anko whooped and tugged on Iruka's arm for him to get closer as she shouted over the loud music, "I love this song!"
She held onto him as she danced and Iruka got the clue to hold on to her as well as he sort of relaxed as they danced to her favorite song.
She's got it going on, dancing to her favorite song
They danced like that for awhile, drank and laughed when he had finally drunk enough to loosen his tongue, though sober enough to have some vague Idea of what he was doing. He leaned over to her and smiled, Anko repeated the action and locked her eyes with his.
"Do ya want shomtin' Iruka?" Anko giggled drunkenly.
"Yea, I do Anko, I want'd ta ask ya. My place or yours?" Iruka asked in what he thought was a smooth voice.
Iruka couldn't see what Anko looked like right after the question as she turned and walked out. People around him laughed and jeered at him until Koji shut them up and looked at Iruka apologetically.
He's got the line, is it your place or mine
She turns and walks away, where did he go wrong?
Iruka justed sighed and stumble/walked out the door using his hand to steady himself as he walked to his apartment. He got out his key, put it in the lock, and he nearly had a heart attack as slender arms wrapped around his torso. He turned his head to look back at the person hugging him to see Anko smiling with her head resting against his back.
"What took you?" She asked.
But waiting by the car, she says what took you so long
Iruka just smiled and stole a kiss from her lips before turning the key in the lock and opening the door. He got the key ouyt of the lock and Anko tackled him into the apartment while shutting the door with a strong kick.
Tonight tonight, he's gonna get it right
Even losers can get lucky sometimes
All the freaks go on a winning streak
In a perfect world, all the geeks get the girls
Iruka felt around blindly for Anko next to him the next morning, but he felt nothing. He opened his eyes and looked around the room. He sighed and just laid there staring up at the ceiling. It hurt to be there alone in the bed, the scene strangely familiar to the day his ex had dumped him, except that night nothing had happened in the bed.But as a virgin, he probably didn't live up to Anko standards as he was sort of clumbsy in bed that night.
The very next day, he guessed she ran away
The one and only in his bed so lonely
Then the door to his room opened and Anko came in wearing one of Iruka's shirts. She was grinning a stick of dango in her mouth holding to cups of coffee.
"Mornin'" She muttered through the stick of dango.
Iruka smiled warmly at her and that flicker he had seen last night was there once again, but faded just as quickly. He stood up the sheets falling off of him and Anko grinning as she saw all of him once again. Iruka flushed and got his boxers on. Chuckling at the pout Anko now had on her face. He walked toward her and took his cup of coffee and pecked her quickly on the lips, a small blush on Anko's face from the show of affection.
But she comes walking in, with coffee and a grin
Crazy as it seems, it wasn't just a dream
Kakashi looked on in awe at Iruka, 'How the hell did he get ANKO!?'
He jumped down from the window and Genma, Asuma, and Ibiki all looked to him, "Well do you think he would want to go with us to the club?"
Kakashi shook his head, "He actually got Anko."
Two out of the three guy's eyes almost bugged out of their heads as they groaned and complained while Asuma just shrugged and pulled out a cigarette. Kakashi turned to him and looked at him seriously.
"Tell your woman to spread this."
Asuma took in a breath so fast he choked on the smoke and he had to spit out the cigarette.
He gulped nervously, "I don't have a girl Kakashi."
Kakashi just sighed and glared, "Everyone knows you and Kurenai are together, so just go tell her!"
Asuma sighed and just like Kakashi thought, it spead like wildfire.
And all around the world, people shout it out
The geeks get the girls Last night he finally got it right
Even losers can get lucky sometimes
All the freaks go on a winning streak
Shout it all around the world cause the geeks get the girls
The news reached a brunette brooding in a bar and she almost choked on her drink, "Anko is going out with the geek!?"
Her informant nodded and she glowered, if there was anyone she hated in this village it was Anko. She smirked and saw how to make both Iruka's and Anko's lives horrible. She stood up and walked to Iruka's apartment. SHe knocked and was greeted with a scowling Iruka and Anko hugginghis arm leaning against him.
"Get out of here," He said simply, closing the door in her face.
Anya's face went red in anger and she shouted through the door, "FINE! YOU GEEK! YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER!"
Iruka chuckled as he held Anko closer, and whispered before catching her lips, "I believe she's right."
Last night he finally got it right
Even losers can get lucky sometimes
All the freaks go on a winning streak
Shout it all around the world cause the geeks get the girls
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