Sonic's Insane Life-By InuSonishaUnlimited

Disclaimer: I don't own SEGA or their characters. Also, there are some characters that are not mine in this story, some of which came from DeviantART or otherwise. I will point out these characters and their creators, so that they recieve their credit. Either way...that's done.

Summary: Basically put, this story is all about insane, crazy adventures that Sonic and his friends go through in his life. Lots of craziness ensues here, so here's the lowdown: This is M-rated, so kiddies should stay away. There is Strong Language, Strong Violence, Nudity, Sex and Absolue Insanity. Flames will be punished with a harsh message from me, so think twice about doing it. I take suggestions for characters to show up or scenarios, but otherwise, have fun and hope you enjoy!

Insane Day 1: Saving Rouge

Ring! Ring! Ring! That is the sound that Sonic hears at around eight in the morning. He noticed no one was next to him when he woke up and rolled onto the floor. He knew, at that point, this was gonna be a weird day. He put on his shoes and took a look at the well-kept room around him. Sonic's bedroom is very wide, a large circular space with blue wallpaper, a red ceiling, a green carpet and a large dented space in the middle of the room, large pillows and a blanket lay within it. A dresser to the left has three picture frames, one showing Sonic holding a female Tails, one showing him flying with male Tails and the last showing all three of them hanging out. A pile of stuffed animals and a desk with blueprints and smaller doodles sits near the dresser.

Sonic steps in and out of the bathroom, walking downstairs and enjoying the scent of freshly-cooked pancakes. Once he reaches last step, though, a small black hole opens beneath his foot, sending him through a short dimensional tunnel, leading back to the step he fell through. "Rrriiigghhtt..." he thinks to himself as he kept on going to the kitchen, where he comes across the two Tails, female and male. The male two-tailed fox maintains his normal look, waving to Sonic, then going back to reading a sheet of paper. The female two-tailed fox has only two differences to her male counterpart; longer hair on her head, with a bang covering her left eye, and breasts, which are covered by a large tuft of fur on her chest.

"Morning, Sonic." she says, smiling when he kisses her forehead. "Morning, Tails. You too, Tails." Sonic says, kissing M. Tails' forehead as well. "Morning. What are you gonna do today?" he asks Sonic. "Well, I recieved a letter for a public meeting with...fans." Sonic says, sitting and eating his pancakes. "What's the matter with that?" F. Tails asks him. "They're insane! Very insane! But there's no way out of it. Well, I'd better go." he says, finishing his plate and putting it in the sink. "Oh yeah, Shadow is coming over later. Do you mind?" M. Tails asks. "No, feel free to let him in. He's welcomed here." Sonic says, waving as he dashes out of the house.

When he reaches the train station, he sees Big the Cat fishing. Those who don't know, he's a fat, purple cat with fishing boots and a belt. He carries a stripped fishing pole and his only friend, a small, tailed frog named Froggy, sits by his side. Sonic is somehow tempted to kick him off the dock, but keeps the thought to himself. "Hey there, Big." he says, receiving a response in the form of a slow turn and nod. After he turns again, Sonic kicks Froggy into the water, followed by Big. Sonic simply laughs to himself as he runs up the stairs to the train. Before he gets on, a fish hits him on the back of the head, getting stuck on his quill. "Payback, eh?...I'll get you later." he says, getting on the train after showing Big his middle finger.

Once in Station Square, Sonic sighs when he hears the background music play. "This city...coming here always has some misfortune to follow..." he thinks to himself as he dashes to City Hall. Once there, he waits about five minutes before the fans come running in. Cameras capture pictures of him shaking hands with fans, both old and young. Many bring cookies, pictures for his autograph, or words of admiration. Then Rouge floats down towards him, wishing to take advantage of the photo-opportunity. The female white bat with the heart-shaped pink top with her black, tight outfit and long white boots and gloves, pink hearts at the toes of the boots.

"Rouge?" Sonic says, turning to see her. "Hey there, Sonic. Fandom, I see." she says. "Yeah, it's crazy...WATCH OUT!" Sonic yells, pushing her out of the way when a random Rouge fanatic runs in and tries to hug her. The man is large and fat, so he hurts Sonic pretty well when he jumps on the blue hedgehog. He wakes up in a hospital, somewhat tired. His body doesn't hurt anymore, so he just gets up and walks to the lobby, meeting with Rouge there. "Feeling better?" she asks him. "Yeah, that was some fat guy...man, I knew this would be a weird day..." he says, scratching his head. "So, are you gonna tell me why you did that?" she asks him, placing her hands to her hips. "Because I like you." Sonic says with his familiar smirk.

"Well, that was bold." she says, somewhat blushing in front of him. "So, wanna go out?" he asks her, placing an arm around her arm. "I just happen to have free time, so yes." she says, walking out with him. They go to the only noticable restaurant in Station Square, the Burger Shop. Sonic simply sits with a smile, listening to Rouge talk. "...so, in the end, the whole case was dropped. Not enough reason to look at the empty ARK anymore. Was that dull?" she asks him. "Not as dull as my usual stories. It was interesting." he says, smiling. Rouge looks over to the clock near the ceiling, it reads two in the afternoon. "Well, shall we go?" she asks him. "Okay-dokey." Sonic responds, walking out with her.

As they walk down the street, Amy Rose sees them. The pink hedgehog with an absolute love for Sonic, she wears her standard red dress with red boots and gold rings above her white gloves. On her head is a red headband and, though it isn't in the open, she weilds a deadly hammer. "Sonic? What are you doing?" she asks him. "Oh, hey Amy. I'm on a date." he says matter-of-factly. Amy figures she didn't hear him right and listens carefully again. "Wait, what did you say?" she asks him. "I'm on a date." he says again, unsure why she asked him again. "On...ON A DATE!?" she screams loudly, making Sonic hold onto a streetlight to avoid being blown far away.

"Yeah...why?" he says, straightening his quills from Amy's screaming typhoon. "But...but...why are you going out with Rouge?" she asks in somewhat disbelief. "Because I like her." Sonic says, walking alongside Rouge and past Amy. She stands there in utter shock before asking, "What does she have that I don't?!" Suddenly, a man in a black trench coat shows up. "Do you really want to know the answer? I know all. Ask your question." he says. "Okay, why would Sonic choose Rouge the Bat over me?" she asks. "Hmm...according to my info, here is the answer." he says, lowering his head before raising it and putting a smoking pipe in his mouth. "Madam, the reason is obvious. It is because Rouge has bigger breasts than you do. End of story." he says, floating into the sky before exploding.

Amy thinks about that comment and shrugs at it, convinced the guy only spoke that under the influence of alcohol. With that said, the rest of the day goes smooth, with Sonic and Rouge standing at the train station as the sun was setting. "Sonic, I had a really good time." she tells him. "Yeah, I did too. Better get going." he says, smiling when Rouge kisses his cheek. "Catch you later, Sonic." she says, flying off, Sonic watching her go. "Yeah, later..." he says, stumbling a bit as he walked into the train station. After a few moments, he arrived back in the Mystic Ruins, feeling relaxed as the background music plays.

He looks to the side of the mountain and sees a glowing ball. "Well, I don't know what I should be doing now, so..." he says before touching it. "Head home, something may be waiting for you." the voice of Tikal says before disappearing. "Okay then..." Sonic says before running up the hill to home. Once inside, he high-fives M. Tails and sits on the couch. F. Tails walks down the steps and sits with him. "So, how did the meeting go?" she asks him. "Ehh, dealt with the fans, that's all I did. That and went on a date with Rouge." he says like it's no big deal. "Really? That's wonderful! Did you have fun? Will she be coming over soon?" she asks him. "Whoa, hold on there, baby. We just started going out, I don't expect too much." he says. "Well, things have been great with us. Why shouldn't it be that way with Rouge?" she asks him. "You mean, you're okay with that?" he asks her. "I know that you love me. I don't have a problem with you having other girlfriends, since I know you'll always love me." she says. "Yeah, you're right about that."

They wave to M. Tails, who does the same before walking to his lab to do mechanical things. Sonic lays down and holds F. Tails as they both slip into slumber. The next morning, Shadow comes by as Sonic walks downstairs to eat. The black hedgehog, also known as the Ultimate Life Form, with red highlights near his eyes and quills, rocket shoes, red eyes and white chest hair. "Morning, everyone." he says with little enthusiasm. "Morning, Shadow. What'll you have?" F. Tails asks. "Waffles." he says, sparking something in Sonic. "W...waffles? Sure you don't...don't want pancakes?" he asks Shadow. "Naw, waffles." he says, sitting at the table. "Oh...okay. Uh..yeah." Sonic says, sitting as well, baffled as to why Shadow wouldn't want pancakes.

After breakfast, Sonic and Shadow sit in the living room. It's very big, with a large plasma screen and big sub-woofers on the sides. There's a couch, a loveseat and two big chairs. In the middle is a table, which also functions as a footrest. "Hey Shadow, do you like pancakes?" Sonic asks him. "No, not at all. Can't stand 'em." he says, hurting Sonic with each word. In all the time he's eaten breakfast, he's never heard anyone speak such blasphamey. They exchange confused looks before returning to looking at the screen, showing a man on trial for fruit stealing. "But Your Honor, it said "take your pick!", so I did." the man says. "Yes, but you needed to pay for it. You're going to jail for a week on the charges of stupid robbery. Take him away." says the judge. "What a dumbass." both hedgehogs say at the same time.

F. Tails walks in and sits on Sonic's lap, her arms around his neck as he rests his head on her chest. Tails sits with Shadow, passing him a glass of orange juice as Tails changes the channel. "You guys have a nice place here." Shadow says. "You should move in with us!" F. Tails says. "She's right. It'd be fun." Sonic says. "Yeah, why not?" Tails asks. "I'll think on it. I'll tell you by the end of the week." Shadow says, despite the fact that the end of the week was tomorrow. It is at that point that a loud knocking on the door shakes everyone up. Sonic gets up and peers out the window, swearing under his breath at the sight of the knocker. "Damn, he's early today..." Sonic says, opening the door to see Knuckles walking in.

Knuckles is wearing his sunglasses above his head and headphones around his neck. He still has his standard shoes and gloves, with a pack of CDs at his side. "Hey guys. F. Tails, you look lovely this morning." he says, smiling. "Oh, thank you." she responds. Knuckles chuckles a bit at a death glare from Sonic. "Morning, Knuckles. What can we do for you?" Sonic asks. "Nothing much, just wanted to stop by." he says, sitting in one of the chairs. "Oh, all right then. We already had breakfast, so..." Sonic says. "That's cool, I already ate." Knuckles says, patting his stomach. Another knock on the door makes Sonic get up and walk over to the door. On the other side is a large mass of evil. "Eggman..." Sonic says, slowly opening the door.

Dr. Eggman waits patiently outside, wearing his normal attire of red jacket and black pants, white gloves and his sunglasses. "Sonic the Hedgehog." he says simply. "Dr. Eggman." Sonic responds similarly. "I've come only to let you know something." Eggman says, leaning against the door frame. "And that would be?" Sonic asks. "My latest schemes for conquering the world will be unlike any you've seen, so be ready." he says. "Fine. Uh...we already had breakfast so..." Sonic says, scratching his head. "Oh no, no thank you. I've already eaten. Until we meet." Eggman says, hopping back in his Egg Mobile and flying...into a blimp. A sweatdrop appears on Sonic as he watches Eggman go. "Okay then...definitely a weird day..." he says before walking back inside.

Meanwhile, Amy stands near a building that reads "Greater Fox's Plastic Surgery". "Yeah, this is a place to get plastic surgery done. Sonic will have to pay attention to me when I'm done here..." Amy says, walking in to have the strangest change in her life, at least as far as I know...

-This is where we leave off. Next day, Amy gets plastic surgery and other weird things happen. Hope you're enjoying it so far! It gets crazier!

Sonic: Yeah, knowing this guy, he's probably right.

InuSonishaUnlimited: Hey, I said it wasn't for the kiddies.

M. Tails: You never write anything for the kiddies...

InuSonishaUnlimited: Cause I'm mature, therefore I write mature fanfics. So there.

Sonic: All right, end segment.

-Yeah, also, the whole pancake vs. waffle thing isn't my idea.