My first Yuffintine! Inspired by all the wonderful Yuffintines I've read, my particular favourite being 'Could Do Without' by bleueyz. Go read!
Prepare for random drabble...
"So, Vinnie, where are we going?"
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"… I asked Reeve when he gave me the mission but he was busy…"
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"…then I asked him again later and he told me it was top secret, you know, kinda, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you…"
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"… and of course he wouldn't want to do that…"
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"… because I am, after all, the Great Ninja Yuffie…"
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"… and nobody would want to kill me…"
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"… well some people probably want to kill me, like that guy I swiped that materia from the other day…"
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"… but, regardless, my point is, none of my friends would want to kill me…"
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"… well I think Tifa did the other day, you know, when I shoved her into Cloud…"
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"… and they ended up on the floor together…"
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"… you have to admit that without me, those two would never get it on…"
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"… cos you know, I'm here to help, I am, after all, the Great Ninja Yuffie…"
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"… wait, I've said that already, not that it matters because it's still true…"
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"…aaaanywayyyy… my point is Reeve never got round to telling me where we're going on this mission…"
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"… so I figure 'Vinnie will know where we're going' so I'm asking you…"
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"… because one of us must know where we're going…"
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"… otherwise we're not really going anywhere, we're just 'going'…"
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"… and just wandering along for no reason is pointless, don't ya think…"
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"… although I'm not complaining about being with you…"
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"… it's just that all this walking is tiring so I'm just hoping that we'll get there soon, wherever 'there' is…"
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"… which if you can't guess is my not so subtle way of asking you for what must be the third time, where the hell are we going…?"
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"… fine, be like that, see if I care, cos I don't you know…"
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"… I don't care one tiny, eeny, wheeny, little mrfff….mmmm…"
"…"
"…" (blink, blink).
"… Yuffie…"
"… hmmm…?"
"… you talk too much…"
"…" (blink, blink).
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"… hey Vinnie, has anyone ever told you, you're a really good kisser…!"
"…" (...sigh...)
Was that ok? Scary thing is, that was really easy to write! I talk like that sometimes, on and on without reply, heh. Please review!