Aloha, mon amigos! This is yet another chaptered fanfiction which I may or may not actually write. It is the product of procastiation, so you can never be sure. If people like it, then I'll keep going. I've already got the first eleven chapters ready, so, you know, it shouldn't be that bad. Although... I do have up to fifty planned. So you never know. Anyways, this is inspired by a list of three-word phrases that me and moi buddy came up with. You put them in a certain order, and hey, you've got a story! Isn't that great?
Anyways, as always, I still own nothing. I'm just borrowing them. And, strangely enough, this isn't going to be AU. All will be explained, my children. All will be explained.
I looked down, through the pale sunlight slanting down from the crystal glass window at my back. The boy seemed normal enough. Shortish blonde hair, ridiculous green get-up with a stupid hat that just had to be pinned to his head. He looked a little like he had just stepped right out of the illustrations in the old books Etin showed me. Like he had been dressed up to look the part. The thought made me want to laugh, but I didn't.
Sheikah didn't laugh.
As he turned to saunter down the short stairs with the confident swagger I'd come to expect from every non-Sheikahn warrior I chanced to meet, I dropped from the narrow ledge and onto the cool grey tiles of the Chamber floor. A quick dash, totally soundless, of course, and I was standing exactly where he had been only moments before. I straightened myself up, hoping against hope that he wouldn't turn around and start laughing at the total ridicularity of this get-up Etin made me wear. After taking a moment to rehearse once more the corny-as-hell lines I'm supposed to say, I call out to him.
"I've been waiting for you, Hero of Time."
My voice echoes in the stillness.
EtinAunty. And yes, I will continue to call her Etin, so get used to it. And there will be other little snippets of Suresh, my very own multipurpose language masquerading as Sheikahn. Or in some cases, Gerudo. Because it really is just that cool.