AN: I've got loads of requests to still do, but I'm in love with Linkin Park right now and had to get this out. Please, no new requests right now!
Dedication: All the people that are waiting for their requests to be fulfilled. Sorry!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the plot, and me, lol.
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At Fancy Dinner In Suna
Aki: Why're we in Suna again? –tugs at lacy spaghetti strap to her black dress-
Ino: -bored in her fancy black dress sitting at table- Because Shikamaru led that mission with Naruto and the others to rescue Gaara…again.
Aki: Oh yeah. –puts finger to chin- Hmm, random thought: we all know Naruto and Gaara have demons inside them, what if they sang "Papercut" by Linkin Park. And for some very odd reason I can imagine Shikamaru doing the rap part. It oddly suits him.
-CRASH-
Ino: Wait, NOOOOO!!!
Gaara, Shikamaru, and Naruto: -randomly stand up from their seats of honor at the table and stand on top it as music starts to play-
Shikamaru: -with awesome music video-potential moves and sound-
Why does it feel like night today?
Something in here's not right today.
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed
But I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
It's like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I fall
(And watches everything)
So I know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is hearing me
Right underneath my skin
Naruto:
It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin
Shikamaru:
I know I've got a face in me
Points out all my mistakes to me
You've got a face on the inside too and
Your paranoia's probably worse
I don't know what set me off first but I know what I can't stand
Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
I can't add up to what you can but
Everybody has a face that they hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time they lie
A face that laughs every time they fall
(And watches everything)
So you know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is watching you too
Right inside your skin
Naruto:
It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin
It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin
Shikamaru:
The face inside is right beneath your skin
The face inside is right beneath your skin
The face inside is right beneath your skin
Gaara:
The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me (Repeat until end)
Naruto:
It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin (Repeat until end)
Shikamaru, Naruto, and Gaara: -sit back in seats silently-
Aki: -erupts in mad applause-
Everyone: -follows her lead-
Ino: -glares- Aki!!!
Aki: Oh shit I forgot I wasn't going to do that anymore! But atleast I got to hear one of my favorite songs sung by three of my favorite characters!!!
Shikamaru: -calmly walks over to Aki; with venom in voice- Aki, I think Gaara and I need to have a word with you…-trails off menacingly-
Aki: O.o Shika, -looks over to Gaara who cracks his knuckles- Gaara-sama, please remain calm. You're at an official dinner.
Naruto: -oblivious and drinking in compliments from others-
Shikamaru and Gaara: …-not caring-
Aki: -sweating- Umm…
Shikamaru and Gaara: -advance on Aki and pull her to her feet discreetly-
Ino: -muffling maniacal laughter-
Aki: -light bulb- AHA!!! I got it! You better not touch me or I'll use my random author powers of d00m on you!!!
Shika and Gaara: -sigh in defeat-
Aki: Ha! PWNED!!!
Ino: -comforts Shika-
Gaara: -returns to emotionless self and pretends this never happened-
Aki: Well, one good thing came out of this!
Shika, Gaara, and Ino: WHAT?!
Aki: I learned that I was right that Shika can rap! Sakura, you owe me 20 bucks!
Sakura: Damnit!
Aki: Hehehe the random is back, baby!
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AN: Pointless, stupid, I know. But I love that song! I may do a drabble/oneshot for it as well. Like what I did for "Crawling." I don't know. So anyways, hope you liked it and please review!