The Pretend Game
Pairing: One-sided SasuSaku and One-sided SasuNaru
Rating: M
Warnings: Some Sakura Bashing, the word 'pretend' used a lot, some OOCness, insane Sasuke, violence, murder, and some boyxboy love
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. He belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
A/N: Well since a lot of people wanted a sequel, I decided to do that. Again please don't kill me. Read the warnings.
Note: Sasuke's POV
I've decided to do it. What you may ask? Finish this game I've been playing. It's been two years since I married that bitch. We had a child, but that's nothing special. We named it Suzuki. I don't remember why. I think it was her idea. No wait it was Naruto's. That's why we named it that.
Back to where I left off. You're probably wondering how I'm going to finish my game. That's easy I'm going to kill her. Sounds hard right? Not really I'm entering the kitchen now with the knife behind my back. She's so oblivious since she's doing the dishes.
I guess a little pretending won't hurt. I'll pretend that I'm about to have a pillow fight with Naruto. Yeah that should be fun. I turned her around and cut her in the arm. She fell to the ground screaming, no wait, Naruto fell to the ground laughing. Yeah that was it sorry.
As I continued my attack, blood was everywhere, no wait, it was feathers from the pillows. I keep forgetting that I'm playing pretend. Sorry about that. Oh look she stopped moving. I guess that means she's dead. The baby's crying again. It's almost annoying as she was. It'll stop crying eventually. Look at the mess you made Sakura. You just had to bleed all over the place.
I need some air. I guess I'll go outside for a while. But first I should change my clothes. I don't want people thinking I'm some kind of murderer. Why are you looking at me like that? It was just an innocent game of pretend. So what if that cockroach is dead. Whatever, I already changed so I'm going outside.
I wonder if Naruto is getting his ramen now. I might as well go check, and see. Ah yes I was right he is there. He looks so cute eating his ramen like that. I would always watch him eating even when he didn't notice. No I am not a stalker. I just enjoy following him and admiring his beauty from afar. I should go say hi.
"Oh hey Sasuke," he greeted me. God, his voice sounds even more beautiful when he says my name.
"Hey there dobe," I said back. I wonder why I call him that. I guess it's a pet name I've given him. Don't lovers give each other pet names?
He finished his ramen, and said "Hey Sasuke, we haven't hung out that much since you got married."
Damn that bitch Sakura. "Yeah and? Would you like to spend some time now?"
"Really? That'd be great!"
He paid for his meal, and took my hand as we ran off. His hands surprisingly feel soft. I thought that from all the training his hands would be rough. Maybe he uses hand moisturizer. I'll never wash this hand again. No I'm not like some fan girl. I just don't want to ever forget the feeling of his hand. Is that so wrong?
We eventually enter his house. It's bigger than I thought it would be, and cleaner. You'd think that he'd have empty ramen cups all over the place. But no, it's practically spotless. I sat down on his couch as he handed me a soda. He doesn't want Sakura to get mad at me if I come home drunk. It really doesn't matter anymore since I killed her. But I won't tell him about that yet.
"So Sasuke, how's are things with Sakura," he asked he as he took a seat next to me.
"Fine," I lied. I hate lying to Naruto.
"You're so lucky. You got yourself a pretty girl while I've got nobody. I wonder if I'll ever find someone that will love me. I guess not."
That's not true. I love you. I want to hold you now and tell you everything. Would you understand? Or would you hate me? His lips look so inviting. I can't resist kissing those lips of his. Oh well there's always the pretend game. I can pretend that he loves me like I love him. I can pretend that I would hold him close and never let go. I'll pretend because I know reality can never make me happy.
"Listen Naruto I need to confess. I don't love Sakura. I never loved Sakura. Hell I just killed her today."
"You what?! Sasuke why would you do-"
I don't let him finish. My lips stop him from whatever he was going to say. His lips feel so soft against mine. As much as I wanted to continue, I pulled back.
"The person I've ever loved and still love is you Naruto."
"Sasuke I love you too."
I was never as happy as I was at that moment. I hoped this moment would never end. Unfortunately it did. I wake up to see that I'm in my bed with the sun beaming through the window.
Was it all a dream? Did it really happen? Did he really say he loved me? Did I really kill Sakura? Or was it all a game of pretend? I don't know anymore. I just don't know. I could be pretending now and not even know it.
Maybe in reality I'm dead. Maybe in reality I'm making love to Naruto. Maybe in reality I'm still married to Sakura and nothing changed. I don't care anymore. I just want to go back to sleep. At least in my dreams I know Naruto will always love me. My beloved little Naruto.
A/N: Wow I can't believe I made this. Anyways please review!