"Students, you are make a book on your family. The history of your family and things like that," their teacher said.
This was homeroom period for the fifth year students of Tomoeda Elementary. There were different reactions to that simple assignment. Some looked relieved, others happy, others worried, one had a sarcastic look, and one had a Cheshire cat smile on his face.
"Oh great... what am I going to write... I am related to a classmate since he is the reincarnation of my ancestor... just great," Syaoran Li muttered sarcastically.
"Why, cute little descendant, I'm honored to be mentioned first," Eriol Hiiragizawa said happily.
"Hoe? Syaoran, you're going to tell about Clow Reed?" Sakura Kinomoto asked, obviously confused.
A sweat-drop formed on Syaoran and Eriol's foreheads. Sometimes Sakura could just be too dense for her own good.
"We won't answer that question," Syaoran and Eriol said at the same time.
"Ohohoho!" Tomoyo laughed.
"Class, this assignment will be graded and will be on Monday, meaning this is a project-assignment over the weekend," the teacher said.
"Well, it's seemingly obvious that this will be graded, it is a project-assignment. I tell you, this teacher is a sadist, a mean, conspirational sadist. He's giving us only four friggin' days to do a project that concerns the trivial complexities of family ties or bonds. Even Hitler isn't as sadistic as this teacher," Syaoran muttered.
"You hang around Eriol too much," Rika Sasaki said.
"Eh? How can you not hang around too much with the person that practically knows you like the back of his palm and you know that person just as much? For the love of Pete, after half a year of arguing, we become best friends, tell me now Sasaki, how?"
"You do hang around him too much," Naoko Yanagisawa said.
"Hoe? Syaoran, you are best friends with Eriol?" Sakura asked.
Syaoran sighed and started to bang his head on his desk.
"It's alright, teacher, I'm not yet going mental," he said while still banging his head.
"Good to hear, Mister Li," the teacher said. "Now please, in this report, there will be no lying or too much imagination."
At that, he looked at Takashi Yamazaki, big-time liar.
"That is all," the teacher said.
Dismissal.
"So, we're going at my place to start the project, then tomorrow's at Tomoyo's, then at Eriol's, and then the next day at Syaoran's, am I right?" Sakura asked.
"Yes, yes... now Touya isn't there right?" Syaoran asked.
"Of course not! He says he's going to stay overnight at Yukito's place for a project."
"Project my ass," Syaoran muttered. "Really, a project, in the name of all that is holy. The day I believe that sorry excuse is the day the apocalypse comes."
"Ohohohohoho!" Tomoyo laughed.
"Hoe?" Sakura asked.
"Sakura, we'll simply explain it to you once you are old enough to comprehend those things," Eriol said.
"Yes, Eriol is very right." Tomoyo said. There was this odd glint in her eyes after she said that.
"But we're all the same age," Sakura said.
"Yes, but your mind seems to be too innocent to hear about these complex things," Eriol said.
"What Eriol means in more understandable words is that your mind is not mature enough to handle what we might tell you," Syaoran said, "or in even more understandable words is that your mind is like a child's mind."
"Hoe! I'm not stupid!" Sakura said.
"Of course not, Sakura. It's just that your mind is too innocent for these kind of things. Of course, with Eriol and Syaoran... they're different... and as for me, let's just say they influenced me," Tomoyo said.
"And in short, we'll just tell you when your mind has matured," Syaoran said.
"For fifth graders, we sure don't act like them."
"Now, Sakura, shall we get going to your place now?" Eriol asked.
To be continued...
This is my first time writing something for CardCaptor Sakura... and it was something so senseless, so plot-less, and so... idiotically humorous. Please... please... review and comment on it. I already know that it's awful and the grammar must suck and there are a lot of huge plot holes, so you don't need to comment on that.