A series of unfortunate Akatsukis

The Leader decided that his members needed a break. So makes them go on vacation. But everything that could go wrong; goes wrong. Maybe the Akatsuki just have bad luck or maybe its karma, but from flat tires, to plane hijacks to being stranded on an island. Who know what will happen next to the poor Akatsuki……..

A/N: Based on the two and a half year time skip (this is during the time skip).

Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto

It was just turning dawn as the Leader goes around the Akatsuki hideout with a frying pan banging and shouting, "WAKE UP! EMERGACY!! WAKE UP WAKE UP, C'MON! GET UP GET UP, WAKE UP MY FELLOW AKATSUKI!!!!!"

In a few minuets all the members are in the living-room still half asleep and still in their BJs.

"Welcome my good Akasuki!" the Leader says as he comes from the kitchen with a tray of food, breakfast. "Uhh Deidara, put some pants on".

As the members ate the Leader began, "Have I told you all that you are all my favorite Akatsuki?"

"We're your only Akatsuki!" someone shouted.

The Leader ignored that and continued, "Well anyway, I decided that you all need a break-"

"Oh no! Are you sending us to another haunted house again?" Kakuzu shouted.

"Or a so called 'Akatsuki conference'" Kisame added.

"And remember that time when we went on that wild Goose-Chase?" Hidan said.

"And when you sent us to get the Sand Jinchuriki!? I almost got killed!" Sasori shouted.

"And-"

"No, no, no, no, no, and NO!" the Leader shouted, "I'm trying to be nice here and give you guys a break and this is how you treat me!? I can't believe I called you guys my friends!" and he ran off.

"Did I miss something?" Deidara said as he came back.

There was an awkward silence and then Itachi said as he got up, "Fine, I guess I'll have to cheer him up".

"I'll go with you Itachi-san" Tobi said.

Itachi found the Leader crying in the corner of his office.

He heard the door open and said, "Go away! I don't want to talk to a bunch of bullies".

"It's just us Leader" Tobi said.

"Leader, I'll be the first to admit that you messed up big time sometimes. But we were just expressing our feelings. I'm sure they all appreciate you very much".

"Itachi"

"Yes?"

"I'm over here! Why are you talking to my desk!?"

"Here you go Itachi" and Tobi handed him his glasses.

"In other words Leader" Tobi said, "You really suck at giving directions. But we still love ya".

"Gee thanks guys" the Leader says in sarcasm.

"Wipe those tears away and let's just go back to the living-room and talk this over" Tobi says.

They went back to the room and talked it over.

After a few heart-warming conversations the Leader blows his nose on Itachi's neck-band and says, "I'm glad we all understand each other; and Deidara, we didn't need to know that you're a virgin. Now pack your things cause you're all going to Hawaii!" the Leader said with a smile.

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