It's been a long time since I came up with a funny one shot. I just thought of the story last night before going to be so I wrote it down so that I won't forget. Me and my friend would imagine(mostly me) about how the characters would react whenever we tell them things even if it is a lie...
Well anyways please enjoy this fic and if you do review, here's a big slice of a yummy chocolate chip cookie just for you!! Read and Review Please!! Oh, I DON'T OWN NARUTO!! and If I do...(evil laugh) AND I DON'T OWN THE DRINK RED BULL!!
Neji Hyuuga was just walking down the dusty roads of his village, Konoha. In his hand was a can of
RED BULL??!!
Yup. It's Red Bull all right and Neji actually believes that it gives you wings. Ever since he saw the ad, "Red Bull: It gives you wings", the Hyuuga prodigy actually thinks that it can make him fly! So, he bought a can of it and goes to the Hokage Mountain.
After a few minutes of walking, Neji finally arrived at the top of the village's monument. Looking up in the horizon, Neji squealed like a little girl(HAHA) and said,
"I shall fly and be free like those birds in the sky!"
Opening the can of that 'magical' drink, Neji immediately drank the whole thing in one big gulp. Tossing the can aside, the Hyuuga gets ready to fal-I mean "fly". Slowly stepping closely to the cliff, Neji made a big sigh and jumped off the cliff.
"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!" Neji sang. "I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE-AAAAAAAAH!" Instead of staying in the sky, Neji flapped his arms and he was falling down two hundred and seventy miles per hour. Neji was screaming like a girl as he fell.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
And he landed FLAT on his face after he fell a thousand feet. Maybe more...hehehe...
3 DAYS LATER
The vision was blurry at first but becomes clear enough to see a few seconds later. It was just a plain white room. Neji was finally awake. He groaned and touched his head.
"Hey Neji" a voice said. It was Tenten. She stayed this whole three days watching him. Aww... that is soooo sweet! "You awake?"
"Where am I?" Neji groaned as he tried to sit up. Tenten rushed up and helped him. She replied,
"The Hospital" she simply answered. "They say that you had a pretty bad fall."
"Oh" Neji just said.
"Thirsty?" Tenten asked and Neji nodded in Reply. Tenten got up and went to the cabinet to get a can of
Red Bull.
"Here ya go!" Tenten chirped out as she tossed the drink to his team mate.
"Thanks" Neji said as he catched it with one hand. His eyes suddenly popped out when he saw the label and the name in the can.
"YOU" Neji growled as he pointed at the innocent can. Activating his byakuugan, Neji starts to beat up the can into a "pulp".
"YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Neji shouted. Tenten stared in horror as she mumbled to herself
"Note to self. Never and I mean NEVER give Neji those kind of drinks again..."
"DIE!!!!" Neji shouted as he was still beating up the can like a mad woma- I mean man.
THE END!!
-- so you guys like it? please tell me what you think ok? THANKS!! oh and i have this idea but it's kindda based on someone's story called "Birthday shoutouts" but instead of a birthday one, It's going to be a real shout out of your favorite naruto characters. Just give me your penname, a Naruto Character name and your message to them. Long or Short. Don't care. I will post at least 10-15 shout outs whenever I feel like updating. You guys can give your shout outs now while you review this story!! THANKS A LOT!!