A/N YAY! Finally I updated. I know I took ages but i'm a busy person. Hope you all had a great bonfire night, well for us British anyway, for those that aren't and don't understand I hope you had a good day yesterday anyway.

Mercer

Every time he does something ask "is it because your mother didn't love you?"

Give him a badge that says "don't worry be happy" and insist that he wears it

In the middle of a conversation gasp and look up, see if he does it too

Look up at the sky and say "wow that cloud spells gullible" laugh if he looks, if he doesn't, nag until he does then laugh

Ask him what gender he is

Tie jingle bells to all of his clothes

Repeat everything he says as a question

Pick your nose and ask if you can use his sleeve to wipe it off

Every time he touches something, run up to it and clean it

Lick their face and say "yuck, you taste weird". Repeat every half an hour

Recite Shakespearian poetry all the time

Every time they finish a sentence ask "And then what happened?"

When he's walking in front of you scream until he stops, when he asks why you screamed say you

thought you saw a squirrel

Look at your hand and say in amazement "Woah I never knew I had this."

Every time he says something say "i know"

Ask them over and over again "is this annoying? Is this annoying?"

Walk up to him spontaneously and say I must avenge the death of my father.

Ask him if it's weird working for a boss that's half his size

Saph: And the next to be ripped to shreds by me is (closes eyes and spins around). You! Well done how do you feel about the great honor.

Sao Feng: Honor?! You call this torture an honor?

Saph: Stop whining you wimp. I'll give you a month to adjust to the idea.