"noooooooooooow...dance liek a chicken!" Mika ordered zim "NEVER WILL I ZIM DO THE DANCING LIEK A CHICKEN!" ZIm yelled defiantly "DO IT. NOW." she said menacingly, he just gulped and proceeded to dance. Gir happily clapped and Kin ate a fish while Mika stared boredly.

Akuhie watched uninterested while sumizome played the gameslave she had 'borrowed' from the gaming store. Gaz just sat there. squinting as always just as bored as Akuhie. Dib sat with his laptop goin on the mysterious mystery of mysteries web page.
Mika grabs his laptop swiftly "whatcha lookin at?" she ponders more to herself then him, "hey give that back!" he yells she types in a new address and hands it back to him.

he takes a look at the screen and screams in pure horror on the laptop screen is...
(dun dun dun)

THE MOST SMUT FILLED, PERVERTED YAOI FANPAGE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND PLANETS BEYOND EARTH!!!
Akuhie and Gaz look at the screen and blink "whats so scary about this?" Gaz asks, Dib stares at her dumbfounded.

Mika, being ever so kind and respectful to the two boys, grabbed the laptop and proceeded to chase them with it showing random yaoi smut scenes and gir running for no reason, zim had pushed past sumizome knocking the gameslave out of her hands in turn she vowed revenge on the irken bastard and chased after them. Mika had chased them all the way downtown leaving the other two girls and the SIR unit behind, who just started walking to bloatys pizza hog. (mmm pizza)

Zims pantleg got caught by sumizome and he fell in the mud with gir ontop of him walking in a small circle on his back saying "whered he go?" repeatedly also smeering mud on zims clothes. sumizome went to go catch up to her master in a swift movement (like taks SIR mimi) and pulled out the gameslave playing while nibbling on a slice of pizza.

Mika had offered Zim a hand but kept Dibs laptop just to annoy him "so Zimmy why are you trying to take over this planet?" Mika asked almost curiously. "because my tallest assigned me to this great task!" he said proudly "uh huh" mika said with a raised eyebrow. "what its true!" he protested "noooo they just said that to get you to leave the planet and eventualy die" she protested rightback.

Zim started spazzing out "YOU LIEEEE!" and proceeded to smack Mika wildly, "hey. ouch stop!" she screamed 'KIN HELP!". Kin hearing her masters cry ran out and tackled Zim in defensive mode "NEVER. attack my master" she said with slanted, glowing golden eyes "understood?!" she questioned. Zim gulped "u-understood" she hopped off and helped Mika up "aw my arms are all bruised up" Mika whined.

Akuhei sweatdropped and Gaz looked out the window and asked "whats with your friend?" Akuhei just shrugged slightly "dont ask me..." they both sat in silence eating pizza. Dib was looking at Akuhei cause even if he was known as a weirdo he was still a boy (pervert!) he just asked to talk to her when Gaz had left.

He looked at her "hey A-akuhei i was just w-wonderin if you w-wanted to go see m-my fathers lab." he stuttered and contined "b-because i think a beaver g-ghost is in t-there, a-and i just-" by that time Akuhei almost tuned him out completely and interupted him by saying "i'll go if you shut up" and he just yells "great!" excitedly "ill pick you up here at seven" he said as he ran out the doors and almost did a happy dance on the street.

suddenly Akuhei came to a relization "did i just...agree to go on a date with him?!¿" she said to herself more than anyone else
"yuuuuuuuuup" Mika said eating the leftover pizza slices. Akuhei just rolled her eyes and decided to wait for him "seven is only 20 minutes away anyway" Mika said knowingly Akuhei sighed and said "hopefully he will not be doing the happy dance".

like 15 minutes later

Mika had left Akuhei to go watch CSI (tm) while Akuhei wondered why she was going on a date with Dib, speak of the devil people who are reading this thought when Dib came running in with two lasers."dude...whats with the guns?" Akuhei asked with an eyebrow raised "theres an evil frozen waffle out to get me...you wouldnt understand" he replied. "uh huh..." she had no idea on what was wrong with this boy.

while walking to Dibs he had tried talking to her but found it useless because he stuttered and mixed up his words. He showed Akuhei the way down to the lab "hey dad!" he chimed happily "this is my friend Akuhei" she waved at the shadowed figure slightly.
the giant figure turned slowly and "hey there! im prof.Membrane have you seen my show little girl?" he said in a sing song voice.

Akuhei felt her eye twitch and thought -this guy is weird...wait...did he just call me a little girl?¿-

"well i guess you are one of my sons alien crazy friends right?" he said smiling? its hard to tell with the lab coat and goggles
"um...no hes just really annoying and i said i would come if he'd shut up" she said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

after much annoying little comments and witnessing prof.membrane make toast with electricity (which was really weird) Both Dib and Akuhei went out on the roof of the house discussing matters of science...or something. Dib was clearly embaressed by the way his father acted and Akuhei said that the 'Almighty' Tallest were alot worse "hey Akuhei...how come you arent as enthusiastic as Zim about talking about your leaders?" Dib asked curiously, "well..." Akuhei started "for one they abandoned me on a small planet to die..." Akuhei said "and i hate their guts"

Mika and Zim were watching the two on the roof from a near-by tree with Gaz, Zim started laughing at them and Gaz and Mika beat him up for almost getting them caught. "moron" the two girls said stimiltaniously (sp Oo) and looked at each other at the same time.

Dib looked at Akuhei and looked away quickly when she looked at him "Akuhei?" he asked "yeah?..." she replied almost curiously

"can i see your alien form?" he asked her quickly "well...sure why not..." she transformed and her whole outfit changed and her eyes were black with red pupils. "wow" was all Dib could say when she changed back.