I visited this random syte and I got all these stupid chat up lines. Now they are here for the whole world to read!! This is dedicated to one of my close friends: jewel of the heartD
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The most stupid chat up lines you will ever hear
A collection of the most stupid chat up lines that the Naruto guys use to hit on Sakura…and her comebacks.
This chapter is Naruto and Sakura
Naruto: "Haven't I seen you someplace before".
Sakura:"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
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Naruto: "Do you know karate? Because your body is kickin'!"
Sakura: "If you don't leave, I will kick you"
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Naruto: "Cupid called. He said he needs my heart back."
Sakura: "Konoha called. They want their idiot back"
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Naruto: "If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have one dollar."
Sakura: "If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as dumb as you, I'd have a dollar too."
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Naruto: "They say kissing is the language of love... what do you say we indulge in a little conversation?"
Sakura: "Why don't you go have a conversation with your shoe instead"
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Naruto: "If I saw you naked, I would die happy"
Sakura: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked I would probably die laughing"
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Naruto: "What would I have to give you for one little kiss?"
Sakura: "Chloroform"
Naruto: "What's that?"
Sakura: "A kind of candy."
Naruto: "COOL!"
Sakura: "Idiot..."
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Naruto: "Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe to go back over there?"
Sakura: "Why would you not be able to go back over there?"
Naruto: "Well... I farted and Ero-sennin won't let me back."
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Naruto: "God must have been in a good mood on the day we met."
Sakura: "Yeah, but it sure put me in a bad one."
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Naruto: "Are you a parking ticket?"
Sakura: "What?"
Naruto: "Because you have FINE written all over you."
Sakura: "...How do you even know what a parking ticket is?"
Naruto: "I have my ways..."
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Naruto: "You and ramen are both alike."
Sakura: "WHAT?!"
Naruto: "Cos your both so delicious"
Sakura: "Right…BTW your secret stash of ramen was delicious"
Naruto: "How do you know about that??"
Sakura: "I have my ways..."
Naruto: "Hey!...that's my line!"
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Naruto: "I saw a rose this morning. I thought it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen... that is, until I saw my lovely Sakura-chan."
Sakura: "I saw a door knob this morning. I thought it was smarter than you, and now I see that I was right."
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Naruto: "If you were a booger, I would pick you first"
Sakura: "Are you saying that you pick your boogers?"
Naruto: "No, I just meant..."
Sakura: "It's okay Uzamaki, I'm not judging... oh wait yes I am"
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Naruto: "I know
how to please a woman."
Sakura: "Then please leave me
alone."
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Naruto: "I think I'm dead, because you have to be an angel."
Sakura: "No you're not dead... But it can certainly be arranged if you like."
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Naruto: "There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you are the only one I'd want to catch!"
Sakura: "I thought you were allergic to fish."
Naruto: "Well, I am, but..."
Sakura: "So if you caught me you would die?"
Naruto: "I guess, but..."
Sakura: "Okay, you can catch me."
Naruto: "Really??"
Sakura: "No."
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Naruto: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you are sweet, and I love you."
Sakura: "Tomatoes are red, ashes are black, go to hell, and never come back"
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