It was a normal day in Daisuke Niwa's neighborhood when-

Dark: OMG Dai-Chan!!

Daisuke: Ah hell no!!

Dark is currently showing poor Daisuke a mental picture of a duo of awesome performances by the wonderful Ms. Hannah Montana and the Jonas Homos, eek, I mean brothers. I mean brothers… Whatever..

Dark: I wanna save them!

Daisuke: You mean steal?

Dark: Yeah! Then I plan on purifying their souls.

Daisuke: You mean locking them in a room and making them listen to their own music, thus making them realize they suck?

Dark: Wow your good!

Daisuke: -rolls eyes- Yea were not doing that..

Dark: It'll save the children and NO I do NOT mean steal!

Daisuke: When the hell do you ever wanna help people!?

Dark: Well my legend must live on somehow and if you don't hurry up and plant that seed young mister I won't and I'll be forced to just give your virginity to a whore who'll give it away like that -snap-. And no you will not be able to use a condom, what would be the point? We WANT her to get knocked up!

Daisuke stares blankly at him.

Dark: OH MY GOD, I GOT THE BESTEST IDEAR IN DA WORLD!!

We take you to a sperm downer place, and then magic will happen and there will be a buncha me's later on in life!! But wait-

Daisuke: -interrupts- There's more call now and we'll give you not one BUT TWO sperms for the low price of $19.95! That's right two sperms for the price of one!!

Dark: Wait don't do it!! No don't give 'em out easy! There would be closes of me!! I wanna stay original!!

Daisuke: And I want you dead… -.-

Dark Yeah I knew it all along -gasp WHY!?

Daisuke: BECAUSE YOU A COMPLETE DUMB ASS!!!!

*~END~*

Ranma-Chan93: Guys I still don't own nothing : ( I know it's really sad isn't it!?

Ok but I AM sorry if anybody got offended that wasn't my intention at ALL I promise, I have nothing against gay people. I DO however have a problem with the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana, there ruining Disney…