It was a normal day in Daisuke Niwa's neighborhood when-
Dark: OMG Dai-Chan!!
Daisuke: Ah hell no!!
Dark is currently showing poor Daisuke a mental picture of a duo of awesome performances by the wonderful Ms. Hannah Montana and the Jonas Homos, eek, I mean brothers. I mean brothers… Whatever..
Dark: I wanna save them!
Daisuke: You mean steal?
Dark: Yeah! Then I plan on purifying their souls.
Daisuke: You mean locking them in a room and making them listen to their own music, thus making them realize they suck?
Dark: Wow your good!
Daisuke: -rolls eyes- Yea were not doing that..
Dark: It'll save the children and NO I do NOT mean steal!
Daisuke: When the hell do you ever wanna help people!?
Dark: Well my legend must live on somehow and if you don't hurry up and plant that seed young mister I won't and I'll be forced to just give your virginity to a whore who'll give it away like that -snap-. And no you will not be able to use a condom, what would be the point? We WANT her to get knocked up!
Daisuke stares blankly at him.
Dark: OH MY GOD, I GOT THE BESTEST IDEAR IN DA WORLD!!
We take you to a sperm downer place, and then magic will happen and there will be a buncha me's later on in life!! But wait-
Daisuke: -interrupts- There's more call now and we'll give you not one BUT TWO sperms for the low price of $19.95! That's right two sperms for the price of one!!
Dark: Wait don't do it!! No don't give 'em out easy! There would be closes of me!! I wanna stay original!!
Daisuke: And I want you dead… -.-
Dark Yeah I knew it all along -gasp WHY!?
Daisuke: BECAUSE YOU A COMPLETE DUMB ASS!!!!
*~END~*
Ranma-Chan93: Guys I still don't own nothing : ( I know it's really sad isn't it!?
Ok but I AM sorry if anybody got offended that wasn't my intention at ALL I promise, I have nothing against gay people. I DO however have a problem with the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana, there ruining Disney…