Hidan swore so loudly and so profoundly that Zetsu took a step over to Tobi and clasped his hands over the younger man's ears. Deidara, however: the one the swearing was aimed at, just seemed bored...

Until a single word made him straighten and flush a deep, angry puce, and scream in a high-pitched, irate voice: "LEAVE THE PUPPIES OUT OF THIS, DAMMIT! UN!" With that, the blonde launched himself from his sprawled position on the couch to promptly tackle Hidan out of a strategically-placed window.

Poking their heads out of the very same window as soon as the two swearing members cleared it, Kisame and Kakuzu watched curiously as Deidara and Hidan got smaller and smaller, and the swearing got quieter and quieter.

Kisame gave a sniff. "Two pesetas. Deidara hits the ground first."

Kakuzu scoffed, but took the bet anyway, holding two gold coins in between his fingers, yet never taking his eyes off the swearing two.

THUD

Kakuzu smirked and turned to Kisame, who reluctantly started shuffling in his pockets. The pained wail of 'Oh god, my SPLEEN' wafted back in through the window, but no one really noticed.

((END. Well, I finally decided that I should post all of my stupid little Akatsuki drabbles here! You have been warned, that they are all crack, and not to be taken seriously. I wrote this while RPing with a good friend of mine. More to come! The only reason Kisame is referring to pesetas is because I like the word!))