I don't own.

but im not dead! im still alive...just really lazy and busy.

III

Kaito smirked.

"Now…There's nothing up my sleeves. Or have any sleeves. Or a shirt." the magicaian inwardly giggled at the bright red detective sitting in front of him. "Now! Tantei-san…pick…a card."

Hakuba Saguru snapped out of his trance, avoiding eye contact with body standing in front of him, picking a random card from the deck.

Ace of spades.

"…This deck is rigged…"

"No my dear its not. Now, take the deck, make sure you keep your card out of the rest of them, and see for yourself and make sure that there are 51 other cards, none the same. It is an ordinary deck. I bought it from the department store down the street."

Hakuba scowled, pocketing the other card in his brest pocket, scanning the deck, looking with a keen eye. Double check to make sure all cards were there, none stuck togther, all the same type. "Alright." He snapped in approval, shoving the cards back into the others hands, heart skipping as their fingers brushed slightly.

"I don't want them back! Spread them out! We need to find your card!"

"You're not making any since Kuroba…"

The magician sighed. "All the cards have a red back, correct?"

"Yes."

"But yours, the Ace of Spades doesn't. It has a blue back."

"No! Mine is in my pocket!"

The magician grinned manically. "Spread out the cards."

The detective did as he was told, eyes wideneding as the blue stuck out of the deck.

His eyes widend as he snatched the card, ignoring the magicaians manical laugh as the single spade stuck out in the blond's memory. He flumbed slightly, reaching into his pocket, pulling out the card.

"Don't doubt the magic my friend!" he grinned at the once blushing face, now red from frustration. "Nothing up my non-exsistances sleeves, now put your card back."

"WHERES MY ACE!"

"Right here." He held it out. Hakuba swore if the boy smiled anymore his face would split in two. "You can have it back if you want…"

The blond snatched it back, searching it, getting angry at finding it's a regular card.

"Now put eight of diamonds back in the-"

"But!" he looked down. "WHAT!? WHEN DID YOU CHANGE THEM!?"

"Magic!"

Hakuba growled, "Not up your sleeve…then down your pants…KAITO TAKE 'EM OFF!"

"What!?"

"TAKE OFF YOUR BLOODY PANTS!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE!?" Aoko screamed.

"You walked in at the wrong time!" Kaito glimpsed at the red faced boy between gasping for air. "Hakuba…Haku-chan wanted me to strip for him. I am an entertainer…I suppose I could entertain in more ways than one…"

"ITS NOT REAL MAGIC! ITS NOT! ITS AN ILLUSION!"

"I suppose…" the brown haired boy made a dove appear in his hand. "it depends on the observer eh?"

III

I hope you enjoyed it! It's been sitting in my notebook.

I'm lazy thats my excuse and im not changing it.

until next time!

later!