Disclaimer: A: TLA isn't mine, never will be…except in my dreams and even then it's pushing it.
This is supposed to be funny people, so laugh! I personally don't have anything against Zutara, in fact, I say Zutara all the way, but I couldn't resist making fun! Hope you like.
"Ahahaha, I finally have the next best thing to the Avatar!"
"And what's that supposed to be?"
"Why, you my dear Katara. After all, if I have you the Avatar is sure to follow!"
"You cruel, heartless…okay…wait, do we really have to kiss here?"
"Er…that's what the script says…why do you ask?"
"WHY!? Are you insane!? Why he asks…right, I mean, come on, what the hell? I'm just supposed to fall in love with you after a kiss?!"
"Oh please, at least you get to fall in love, I'm just supposed to suddenly BE in love, I mean really now, why would I suddenly be in love with you…you…you…"
"Don't hurt yourself."
"Shut up peasant!"
"Oh, so now we're name calling? How very mature Princess Zuko…oh, no, wait, that's a manly ponytail on your head right?"
"Why you…"
"What's the matter? Used your last brain cell on breathing? Pity."
"Gah! Where's my agent!? I refuse to kiss this loud-mouthed, water sloshing, blue eyed beauty."
"Oh ya, well same to you buddy…er…wait, what did you -mmpff-"
"….uh…hey, you two? Katara and Zuko? Ya…uh, the kissing scene isn't supposed to happen like that…hello? Hey…what are you two…NO! hey, no, no, no! We're filming here! This is supposed to be for kids you two! Damn it! Clean up crew! Get these two out of here, who the hell wrote this thing in the first place!?"
Okay, so pretty sad right? Hopefully you got a laugh out of it, reviews are loved :)