Summary- what's worse than turning into a pink cat? Falling in Love while being a pink cat and cant do anything about it! Sakura just is not lucky especially when the guy is getting married and she doesn't know how to turn back!! GaaSaku

First is was gonna being a ItaSaku fic but im like 'Im already doing one what can I pair a cat up with, a RACOON DUH!'

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Sakura opened her eyes sleepily and stretched out curling her finger and toes on the hard desert ground… wait dessert ground?

'Holy shit im a midget!' 'No look again smarty-pants'

Sakura found a small puddle by some yellow grass to the left of her, she walked over and peered in the water looking at a cat, not just a cat a pink cat that had a black stripe coming from the top of her head down her left eye and to the bottom of her cattish chin.

"Meow"

'What the hell I said "holy shit im a cat"'

'And cats cant talk' informed Inner Sakura.

'But HOW DID I BECOME A CAT!'

'How would you like me to answer that would you like me to find the universe Atlas for Everything To Be Known, where do you think I'd get it because last I heard I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT' God you would kind of hoped that Inner Sakura would be talking in meows

'This is horrible!'

'Just think now you can do the meow mix commercial you know, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow-'

Inner Sakura was interrupted (Thank God!) by a whiny guy voice yelling "Ow Temari that hurts! Be easy we just came back from a five month mission."

"Well then, watch were your swinging your doll!" Said who Sakura knew Temari's voice was.

"Both of you shut up."

Sakura's ears perked up know that calm voice, it's Gaara him and Sakura became quite good friends, every time she had a mission in Suna she always took time out of her day to help Gaara learn more stuff. He didn't care about such things when he was psychotic, but he has to learn now with more stuff so who better to teach him than a Kohana know-it-all, no one that's who!

'HE'LL HELP US!'

Sakura pounced as fast as she could towards the voice seeing that they walked right past her without even sparing a glance.

'Hello you're like an inch tall'

Sakura opened her furry mouth and "MEOW"

Well, it meant Gaara in kitten language but hell they're looking at her, Sakura quickly trotted towards Gaara and rubbed against his leg.

Kankuro picked Sakura up and held her an arms length away as he examined her.

"Hey baby brother looks like this pussy likes you as well."

Kankuro snickered silently at his own perverted joke but stopped when Temari whacked him over the head.

Kankuro immediately let go of the cat and clutched his head, before Sakura could move at all to fall Temari hurriedly cuddled the cat to her chest tightly while pressing her cheek on Sakura's back spine "AWWW SHE'S SO CUTEEE!!!"

Sakura immediately felt the invasion of privacy and started to claw her way out once out she jumped onto Gaara's chest and curled her clawed fingers in his robed so she wouldn't fall.

Gaara gently put his hand on the pink cat's back feeling it purr in acknowledgement he used his right hand to hold the cat on the bottom and gently held it in his arms so she was laying in his arms on her back.

Sakura looked up at Gaara and shyly used her paw to play with a lock of red hair that was hanging on his face.

Temari stood by Gaara and looked over his shoulder at the cat "You know you should keep her, her owner must have not wanted her and left her out in the dessert to die, poor thing."

Kankuro looked over Gaara's other shoulder "Ya she's right and plus your apartment could use a woman's touch."

Gaara glared at Kankuro before walking towards Suna's gates with Sakura still in his arms.

The guards bowed and said 'Kazekage-sama' but he just kept walking down the streets until he went into an apartment building and up three flights of stairs and stopped at a door with the numbers '515' and walked in.

Sakura turned her head curiously seeing that it was a medium sized living room, the wall was painted white and it had a wooden floor it had an old looking couch in the middle and on the left there was a doorframe that showed part of a hall way, what Sakura suspected held the bathroom and bedroom.

On the right side of the living wall there was another simple doorframe and a large window by it so you could see the kitchen in there.

Gaara looked down at the cat and said "I know it's not much, but I'll only get the big mansion if im married and I'm pretty sure that wont be happening anytime soon."

'Yeah but you never know until I turn back into human!' laughed pervert idly Inner Sakura.

'Wow that was just wrong.'

Sakura looked up to see Gaara staring at her she hesitantly 'meowed' softly guessing that he was waiting for her to respond.

Gaara sighed and gently sat her down on the couch "I guess your hungry then."

Gaara disappeared in the kitchen on to come back with a small round tin can that said tuna on it.

He opened the lid and pick up Sakura while sitting on the couch, he held the tuna can up to Sakura face but Sakura held out her paw and softly pushed it away with a little 'meow'.

Gaara tried giving it to the cat again but the cat slightly pushed it away again, he sighed and put it on the table in front of the couch "So you don't eat tuna, another abnormal thing about… a pink cat."

"Meow" Gaara couldn't help but soften his face a little looking into those big green eyes of the cat.

He sighed again "So what's your name anyways?"

'Is he mentally retarded im a cat!'

'Hey I used to talk to my bull dog Iggy, oh how I miss him.'

'Whatever happened to him?'

'Ran away with Kiba's hussy dog, Snowball… stupid whore dog took Iggy Away.'

"Meow"

"Right, you kind of remind me of Sakura; but she'd probably be a little offended if I named you after her since you are a stray cat. How about Midori?"

(Midori means green)

Sakura placed her paw on Gaara's cheek lightly and pressed down.

Gaara finding that as a 'no' racked his brain for more names.

"Misaki?"

(Means beautiful blossom)

Sakura justed stared at him,

'Wow I never thought Gaara would be a pet person'

'Oh now I knew he was a pet person but I thought he'd be more like Tom Riddle from Harry Potter with the huge snake'

'No that's Orchimaru'

'Oh god does anyone else think of this conversation perverted, because im struggling not to make a penis gay joke'

Sakura fought the urge to roll her eyes and focused her attention back on Gaara.

"Misaki it is" Gaara carried Sakura or 'Misaki' into the kitchen and set her down on the table while he rummaged around the fridge for food that the weird cat would eat.

Sakura looked at the fruit basket on the table and started to nibble on the apple.

'God do I love apples, now all we need is eggnog and a crappy romance movie and WAHLA THERE ARE MY FRIDAYS!'

Gaara turned around and looked at the cat and raised a nonexistent eyebrow.

"What a weird cat."

Gaara sighed and sat in a chair and watched the cat eat the apple.

After it was done Gaara picked up the cat and led her to the bathroom.

"You must need a bath."

'Bath! No uh! I'm clean seriously!'

Sakura bit Gaara's hand but he didn't drop her he held her more tightly while locking the bathroom door.

"I need one too I guess it wouldn't hurt if we took one together."

Gaara dropped his robe leaving his upper half naked and started to unbuckle his pants.

'Oh no…'

'OH YES, KITTY WANNA BATH, KITTY WANT A NICE LOOONG BATH.'

If Sakura could she'd died 'Why couldn't I be a bird!'

'Cause it'd kill the joy.'

Just when Gaara unbuttoned his jeans there was a knock on the door.

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Terrible I know

Sam