Nightmare's theory

Chapter1: Yoshimitsu, ninja my a...

i don't own SC or tekken i wish i did but then it would be completely different and...they'd be fighting over a taco not a legendary sword.

"Yoshimitsu the "mystical space ninja", the flashy character from the TEKKEN AND SOULCALIBUR series." Nightmare says as he paces around the room which is filled with the cast of soul calibur and tekken. he clears his demonic throat and speaks.

"Okay no offense I love Yoshi he's hilarious..."namu." Yoshi would say as he kicks some characters ass high into the air and stabs them with his sword. The sword also named Yoshimitsu for the convenience of name forgetters." Nightmare then pulls out a flash projector and has diagrams of Yoshimitsu's tekken and soul calibur costumes.

"But may I ask is he really a ninja? I mean look at him sure he has those flashy moves. but he uses a KATANA! FYI. Katana's are for Samurais!"

"I object." yells Mitsurugi

"Object about what?" Nightmare replies

"About nothing I just always wanted to say that."

"Okay...whatever .Besides, why? why would a ninja turn into and alien??? UNLESS...he was an alien all along!!! I mean look at the guy in his tekken 5 out fit...Alien VS. Predator anyone? He's just plain CREEEEEPY!!!" Nightmare says as his demonic arm flexes

"And that's not creepy." Siegfried says as he points to Nightmare's arm.

"Shut up Sctuaffen...lest I ram my armor covered foot up your soft human behind."

"Whatever...just trying to have a conversation...you never try to contact me..."

"Because you hate me."

"You're just plain rude."

"Okay I'll pretend that didn't happen...okay...and how a Japanese man can live for like 400 years!?! Aliens I say! I mean to go from the Yoshimitsu from soul calibur with his meaty humany flesh to his tekken self with his metaly outside with his soft insides. Conspiracy!!! The government is covering up something!!!"

Hwoarang raises his hand

"Yes my delicious Korean...whose soul I promised the author I would not eat?"

"What the hell are you talking about??"

"Exactly! See? HE proves Yoshimitsu is that confusing!!!" Nightmare ignores the questioning looks from the rest of the people in the room and proceeded to speak again...even more. Who knew he was such a chatter box?

"There would have to be aliens involved or some sort of magic...what ever it is I suggest we dissect him! For scientific reasons, of course!"

Hwoarang and Yun-Seong stood up wooted and hi-fived each other then sat back down. Nightmare growled and grasped the hit of soul edge and wished he could take their souls. But he promised not to because the author had bribed him with a shiny soul which belonged to (insert fav characters name here)

"So here's the plan...we attack the current Yoshimitsu...I mean the other Yoshimitsu...okay...the soulcalibur Yoshimitsu..." Nightmare explains

"Then we dissect him?" Asks Yun-seong/Yungsung/whateverthefeckhisnameis.

"Then we question him."

"Then what?"

"We torture him..."

"Then we dissect him..?"

"Yes. Then we...dissect him yungsung..."

"All right..!" Yunsung yelled aloud disturbing the others in the room.

So has anyone really got a plan? Nightmare has a point kind of...right? Right??? Will the author ever write better chapters? will Yunsung dissect something? Will I stop asking you people questions? Will I continue and improve?

Short chapter I know bad grammar too. But hey screw it I'm tired. And well I just wanted to get rid of this.