Disclaimer: I don't know Jing: King of Bandits.

Somewhere, in the middle of nowhere, is a town called the City of Thieves. A girl about 13 years old is walking through the crowd. Her name is Sam… and this was no ordinary day for her. Today… was a special day. She was going to meet the King of Bandits!

Kira: Sam! I'm bored! What happened to all the hot guys?

Kira is an albatross just like Kir, but she has white feathers and pink streaks. (And more feminine) She is wearing a red scarf around her neck.

Sam: Maybe they knew you were coming, and took a hike. (hehe)

Sam is human. (DUH!) Has dark brown hair to her shoulder blades, and dark brown eyes. Wore a dark gray baggy sleeveless shirt, (not a tang top but a shirt without sleeves), with dark green baggy cargo pants that went above the ankles, and black tennis shoes.

Kira: HEY! I resent—

BOOM!! Kira was cut off do to an explosion. Sam and Kira ran over to the sight to see some guy lying on the ground in shock, and a statue lying broken on the floor next to him. They looked around to see if anything else was out of place, but didn't find anything.

Kira: Man! We missed them! There were probably some cute boys too. Hmm… oh well. We should probably get—HOLY GOD! THAT GUY IS HOT!! –heart eyes-

Kira flies over to a boy talking to an old lady. Sam walked over to get Kira away from the poor boy only to get a better look at him. He appeared 13 to 14 years old. Had spiky (and I mean spiky) black hair, black tang top with matching pants, black techno boots, and to top it off, an orange coat that looked a little torn. He had a bird with him, black with a red scarf as well as Kira.

Sam: They look like bandits, but the ordinary bandits you see everyday… I think Kira actually got a good catch this time. Hehe. Hey Kira, are you going to introduce to your new 'friends'?

The other bird: Hello sweetheart! The name is Kir! Nice to meet such a fair maiden. –kisses hand- Oh yeah, and this is my partner, Jing.

Sam: Another perverted bird, just great! I'm Sam, and you probably already know Kira. –wipes hand on pants-

The old lady: Hello there. I'm Volga. (I don't know her real name but this is good enough) What are a bunch of kids like you doing here? Looking to steal something?

Kira&Kir: We're looking to steal the Double Mermaid. Know anything about it you old hag? –stare at each other- WHACK!!

Kira and Kir were too busy staring at their sudden 'twin talk' that they didn't notice Volga hitting their heads with her stick cane. Sam and Jing just stood there sweatdropping in anime style.

Jing: Excuse me ma'am, but could you please tell me where we could find it? I hear it's a ridiculously huge jewel about this big. –points to a guy with a big fat head-

The guy got pretty angry, and started casing everybody around. Sam pulled Kir and Kira to safety and Jing took Volga with him. When he reached a tower, Jing tripped the fat head guy and everyone else caught up with them.

Volga: Tch. It's over your head kids.

Everyone looks up to see a lighthouse with a demonic look to it.

Sam: So the Double Mermaid is there? Sweet! Lets get to it Kira. –starts to walk away-

Kira: But I want to stay with Jing! And what if it's too dangerous?

Volga: Before you leave, at least here this. Mayor Cognac owns this lighthouse. He is a crafty one, and will kill you the minute you trespass on his territory. If you try to run, he will find you and cut your head off!

Kira&Kir: T- that's a bit… severe.

Sam&Jing: I agree but….

Volga: Do these kids have what is takes to steal the mermaid?

Sam&Jing: SOUNDS LIKE FUN! I CAN'T WAIT TO CHECK IT OUT!

Kir: 'Ay! I'm coming with!

Kira: What?! O.O Sam! Do we have to?

Volga: Oh… These kids sure are crazy.

Sam: Yes Kira, of course we do! We came to steal something and stealing this is what we are going to steal!

Jing: That's a lot of stealing. You're definitely determined.

Sam: You bet! In fact since you're after it too, that will make this a bit more challenging. What do you say?

Jing: Ok. In fact I think I'm up to the challenge too!

Kira&Kir: My sweet! What are you talking about? What about us? (Kir talking to Sam and Kira talking to Jing)

Volga: Correction, very crazy. Say kids want an insider tip? Go to the saloon called the Dragon Paw. There is a bandit boss by the name of Vodka he will know something.

Jing: Thank you, Ma'am!

And with that, the old lady walked off, and our heroes were on their way to the Dragon Paw. What adventures await them? And what is the secret behind the Double Mermaid? Tune in next time on… Sam: Queen of Bandits!

How's that so far? PLEASE REVIEW! And ideas are open to help make the story better! JA NE!