Writer's block gone? Maybe. Not sure. This is just something I wrote based on something that had been happening on a forum I'm a member on, I wrote it to try and get people to stop fighting. So I thought I might as well enter it here. P Enjoy.


SpongeBob, was, us usual, working in the Krusty Krab. A customer had just ordered a Krabby Patty with cheese. When he had finished, he placed the patty up on the order window and tapped the bell. "Order up!"

Squidward was too busy cleaning the bathroom, so SpongeBob took the patty and walked over to the customer. "Here you are, my good man. A wonderful, nice, Krabby Patty, with cheese!" He placed the food in front of the customer.

The customer took the patty and bit it. The spat it out. "Yuck!"

"Anything wrong?" asked SpongeBob.

"Yes, this Krabby Patty is absolutely terrible! It's poorly made, horribly prepared, and there's an onion in here!"

"Well… yeah, onions are normal in Krabby Patties…"

"I never asked for onions!" said the customer, throwing the Krabby Patty in SpongeBob's face. "That crab was a moron to hire someone like you…"

SpongeBob wiped the various meat and ketchup off of his face. "Well, sorry… I'll make a Krabby Patty without onions…"

"Oh no, I'm not letting you make another dish for me! And what's that in your pocket?"

"A jellyfish net."

"JELLYFISH NET?! Jellyfishing is for idiots! No wonder you can't cook a Krabby Patty, seeing as how you waste your time with a stupid net catching stupid animals… And that thing! A MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy badge? That show is for kids! And the colour of your skin! How could that idiot Krabs hire someone that's yellow, this place is sick to the skin! I'm going back to work at the radio station…"

"What show do you do?" asked SpongeBob, still trying to be as happy as possible after the customer's outburst.

"I work for the Monty P. Moneybags business program, every Friday at 4."

"I think that show's stupid." Said SpongeBob.

"Who asked for your opinion, sponge?" the man stormed outside and slammed the doors.

SpongeBob walked into Mr. Krabs's office and started crying on the floor.

"What's wrong, SpongeBob?" asked Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob explained what happened.

"Don't worry, SpongeBob, said Mr. Krabs, as he helped SpongeBob up. "Let him say whatever he wants. He won't get far in radio with a mouth like that. Don't listen to those kind of people, they just feel big when they say stuff like that."

SpongeBob stopped sniffling. "Thanks, Mr. Krabs, you made me feel a lot better."

"And remember SpongeBob," said Mr. Krabs as SpongeBob walked out to get back to work, "If anyone says that kind of stuff to you again, just say that 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!'"

THE END