KittyKat: Hi everyone! Sorry for the really, really, really, really, really long wait.
Lily: Yeah Kitty was lazy and-
KittyKat: No! You were lazy!
Lily: What do I have to do with it!?
Kurama: Well you help with the story.
KittyKat: Yeah, two heads are better than one!
Lily: Oh, well still I wasn't lazy!
KittyKat: Were too!
Lily: Were not!
Hiei: Baka's
Kurama: On with the story...
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"You wake her up!"
"Why?" Jin pouted.
"Because..."
"You don't know so you should wake her up!"
"That doesn't mean anything!"
"Oh yes it does!"
Yomi shook his head in humiliation. Fools...
"Why are they fighting?" Mukuro said calmly.
"Forget about it..." Yomi looked at his son.
"They're idiots dad!"
"I know..."
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Kurama watched the Hiei's as they were talking about trading him for Hiei and killing him. He looked at the girl whom they called Heya.
"Do you want to know something Heya?"
The short girl stared blankly and said. "Sure. Why not?"
"Well... They're planning to kill me..."
"No. They're not!" She protested but ended up in tears.
Kurama sweatdropped. He then saw the perfect opportunity to escape. He started to roll down the hill they were resting on. As he rolled downhill, his speed increased and he was thrown into a river. The river led to a waterfall...
"Oh no..." Kurama tried to struggle but to no avail. The ropes did not untangle. He was plunged into the waterfall which led to a river leading to another waterfall which led to a river that led to another waterfall... that led to a river... with sharp stones...
Heya watched him sadly. "Kurama's dead!"
"No, technically he has evaporated into this glass of water..." A Hiei popped out of nowhere and handed her a glass of water.
"I thought he dissolved!" another Hiei came into view.
"No. He evaporated!"
"Actually he evaporated, then condensed then dissolved and became this rubber duck." The third Hiei showed her a rubber duck.
Heya grabbed the glass of water and the rubber duck. She hugged them tightly. "Kurama!"
But they did not know that the dazed Kurama was hanging by a branch over a huge waterfall with sharp rocks at the bottom.
"I'm doomed..." Kurama moaned...
Below were the rest of the gang who had resolved Jin and Yusuke's pointless quarrel.
"Hey isn't that Kurama?" Jin pointed to the stranded kitsune.
"Oh it is! Kurama what are you doing up there! Get down!" Yusuke yelled.
"I can't! I'm tied up!"
"Well somebody has to help him. Jin you go." Yusuke said.
"Why me?
"Because you're on his side."
"No, I'm not. I'm on Yomi's side!"
"Fine." Yusuke looked at Yomi. "You go Yomi."
"Well... I'm blind."
"Great excuse..." Yusuke said sarcastically. "Jin..."
"Why me?"
"Cause you're on Yomi's side."
"No I'm not! I'm on... Mukuro's side!"
"I'm sorry. I'm not in this..." Mukuro stepped back.
"What! Please..."
"No. I did not hire you..."
"Well... I'm on my side!"
"Which is Yomi's side..." Mukuro stated.
"No!"
"Jin."
"NO!"
"Are you afraid of heights?" Mukuro laughed. "Or are you afraid of the wind?"
"I am not!" Jin yelled angrily.
Kurama watched them from above and groaned. He then stared at the branch which held him. The branch stared back.
What the?
"What?" The branch spoke.
Kurama shook his head and stared at the rocks. They too stared back.
"What?" said the rocks.
"I'm going crazy..." Kurama moaned. He stared at the waterfall. All the water droplets stared back.
"What?"
"Somebody! Save me!"
Back down, they were still arguing.
"Are you sure? That you are the true wind master?" She yawned.
"Yes I am!"
"Then prove it."
"Fine, I will..." He flew up to the helpless red head and untied the rope then carried him to safety.
"You know you hurt my feelings Mukuro..." He dropped Kurama with a thud.
"Finally..." Kurama got up, rubbing his head.
Meanwhile...
Hiei getting fed up of being held captive decided to escape.
"Hey Kuriee." He whispered to the girl.
"Yeah?"
"I'm going to escape..."
"Really?" The girl asked sadly.
"Yes. Now good bye..." Hiei started rolling through the trees...Very slowly...
The girl stared at the tied up escapee with sadness. "Where are you going?"
Hours pass and finally he had disappeared from sight. The girl then wailed, "Hiei's gone!"
"What?" The leader yelled. He walked up to the sobbing red head.
"Where did he go?"
She pointed to the direction the fire demon went.
"Why didn't you stop him?"
"He was too fast!"
The boss groaned. "Okay everyone, get up we have to get Hiei again."
With Hiei
Hiei was still rolling. He was covered in thorns and leaves and was getting tired. The ropes seem to tighten at every roll. Suddenly he started rolling at an incredible speed and hit a tree. He had rolled down a steep hill. The hit on the head knocked him out.
The others were coincidentally heading in his direction.
"I kicked something!" Jin said.
"It must be a dead animal..." Kurama told Jin.
Mukuro looked at the black thing. "It's not dead. And it's not an animal, it's Hiei."
"Is he okay?" Yomi held his son back from kicking the unconscious demon.
"His not badly hurt..." Mukuro picked him up, "but he still is injured."
"Let's heal him then." Kurama took out some fresh bandages and started plucking out the thorns from Hiei's dirty skin.
"He seems to be tied up..." Yusuke untied the ropes that held him. Hiei's skin was very red. "Holy cow! They really wanna kill him!"
"Stop touching me baka..." Hiei mumbled annoyingly.
"It seems he's awake..." Mukuro put him down.
"Hiei! I stepped on you!" Jin grinned, "Sorry about that pal!"
"Yeah, yeah, don't bother me okay I have this huge headache..." Hiei rubbed his head.
"They will come looking for you Hiei... The imposters I mean..." Kurama looked at the fire demon.
"Let's hurry up then." Yusuke picked up the demon.
"Let me go..." Hiei tried to struggle but could not escape the detective's grasp.
"Okay! Let's get out of here!" Yusuke started jogging off carrying the demon on his back.
"We should make sure he doesn't kill the poor guy..." Mukuro followed.
Kurama nodded and he and Yomi followed, his son closely behind. Jin however stayed and watched a little butterfly.
"Hey little fella!"
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KittyKat: Were too!
Lily: Were not!
KittyKat: Why you- RRAAAA (Jumps on Lily and starts a dust fight)
Kurama: (coughs) well, please review...
Hiei: I wonder why I'm still here...
Kurama: Because I'm still here...
Hiei: No!
Kurama: Really?
Hiei: I can't get out of this place! No matter how hard I try!
Kurama: That's sad... I can go out whenever I want.
Hiei: Hn...
Kurama: Hiei don't sulk...
Lily: PLZ REVIEW AGAIN!!!!!! (Starts dancing)
KittyKat: SHUT UP!!!!! (Starts another dust fight)