Freaky Friday Sailor Moon
By: LowFlyer1080

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Sailor Moon so no you can't sue me. nyahh nyahh :P Go stick your government cheese somewhere else.

Author's Note: really have no idea what the pairing in this is gonna be, nor do I know what it's gonna be about. Hell, I don't really know anything about this fic at all. So do like Queens of the Stone Age say…Go With the Flow (good song btw, excellent video too)

Any words in double quotes are spoken, single quotes and/or italics are thoughts.

The battle was raging much longer than what the scouts had thought it would and none of them were without wounds. Moon and Tuxedo Kamen had various cuts and scrapes showing through tears in their clothing. Venus and Mars were leaning against each other for support having both taken a direct hit to the chest from a flailing punch thrown by their opponent. Mercury was bleeding from a cut on her forehead, and had burns on her arms from where she took a hit from the thing's lightning. Jupiter had gotten angry at seeing her unrequited love hurt like that and had charged recklessly in, only to get blasted backward by a crack of thunder, dislocating her shoulder as she impacted with a tree nearby. Saturn's fuku was dirty and torn from when she dove in front of a bolt meant for Chibi-Moon, who had been hit anyway by a stray arc of lightning that had jumped from Saturn to her due to the close proximity of each other. Uranus' lower left arm was bent at a somewhat odd angle after the creature had smashed it between a brick wall and its fist. Neptune also had a cut on her forehead as well as a gash across her right thigh that was bleeding. Pluto seemed to be the only one without a scratch, but the large bruises on her legs and arms, and a quickly blackening eye provided evidence to the contrary.

The Outers and Sailor Chibi-Moon had arrived but even that didn't seem to help their plight. This youma was strong. Freakishly strong. But why was it so powerful? There were no enemies left to fight, and the only excitement in the past 8 months in their senshi business were the occasional youma attack where one would wander in from the remnants of the Negaverse and the scouts would defeat it without much problem. What was even weirder was the fact that this one looked like a colossal Duracell battery! Saturn jumped in and swung her Silence Glaive down hoping to slice the thing open, but it clanked harmlessly off the creature's metal hide, sending a concussive shockwave back through the glaive and stunning Sailor Saturn for a moment or two. It was enough for the beast to let loose a bolt of lightning, sending her flying backward.

"Saturn!" Chibi-moon cried out as she crawled shakily to her lover, the electricity still coursing through her from her earlier shock, as she helped her stand up. "Are you alright?"
"I've felt better." Saturn winced, then her eyes widened in horror. "Sailor Chibi-moon, look out! SILENCE WALL!"

Saturn jumped in front of Chibi-moon just in time, spinning her glaive up to deflect the second bolt of lightning hurled their way. Underestimating the impact, however, she didn't get her footing quite right. The attack slammed into the shield, the force pushing her back, twisting her ankle roughly. She winced in pain but maintained the protective barrier.

"Dead Scream!" Pluto hurled her attack at the beast, scoring a hit but this only seemed to make it madder. The thing rounded on her and blasted her with a massive crack of thunder. The green-haired beauty lost her grip on her time staff and dropped to her knees as she covered her ears, crying out in pain.

"Pluto!" Neptune called out, limping to her side. Uranus put herself between her lover and friend and the monster, charging her attack with her good arm.
"You bastard! You'll pay for hurting her! Uranus World Shaking!" the golden ball of power flew from her hand, spinning across the ground and bouncing up into the youma's face, knocking it back. Mars and Venus didn't miss a beat.

"Burning Mandala!"
"Wink Chain Sword!"

The two attacks from the senshis of Fire and Love critically struck the beast, which was still trying to regain its balance, laying it out flat on the ground.

"Mercury! Jupiter! Disable it before it gets up!" Moon called to her two friends, as she helped Saturn and Chibi-Moon to their feet.

"I believe I have had…ENOUGH OF THIS!" Mercury shouted, gaining her footing as she conjured forth her remaining power. "Shine Aqua STORM!" Mercury cried out, her eyes glowing an eerie blue. Cold winds picked up with hurricane force and a blizzard appeared out of nowhere. The ground turned to frost around Mercury as she brought forth her power. The frost zipped across the ground in erratic and jagged lines, 3-4 inch spikes of ice growing up from them as they shot toward the fallen youma. They reached the monster and surrounded it, frost growing up and encasing the beast inside several feet of solid ice. Mercury's concentration ended and she fell to the ground, exhausted and unconscious from the battle and the last expenditure of her power.

"Hang on Mercury." Jupiter looked at the blunette tenderly before focusing her wrath upon the monster that had hurt the young genius. "You'll pay for what you've done to Mercury and for what you've done to my friends! You nearly killed Ami! For that you shall be punished without mercy! Now I'll show you the true power of a Thunder God you pitiful MORTAL!!!" her eyes ignited green with electricity, crackling dangerously as the rage of the gods was unleashed. A new attack sequence appeared in her mind.

From no where, a surge of power burst forth around Jupiter, white lightning arcing beautifully but deadly around her body. Electricity from Tokyo's power grid drained into her as the destructive energy was torn away from nearby buildings and power lines, blacking out entire city blocks. "CELESTIAL…DRAGON…STRIKE!" She called forth her attack. A bright white explosion surrounded her and a massive dragon made of pure lightning shot upward out of the blast, arcing high up through the air, streaking back down straight toward the frozen youma. The attack hammered into the ice, obliterating it with little effort, barreling on through and blasting a hole straight through the monster. Another explosion rocked the ground as a cloud of dust covered the battlefield. The scouts all braced themselves against the shockwave, awed at the destructive power they had just witnessed erupt from their best friend.

Slowly the dust cleared and there stood the youma, on its feet with a sizzling hole torn straight through its chest. The scouts braced themselves for the continuation of the fight as Jupiter and the youma stared each other down. The beast swayed upon its feet slightly and fell forward to its knees. "I've one last trick up my sleeve, fool. POLARITY SWITCH!" A shockwave rolled out from the monster as it fell forward and exploded, sending a shower of lightning bolts outward. Most of the scouts managed to dodge the crackling energy, but Jupiter saw a bolt headed straight for the weakened Mercury who was just now struggling to her feet.

"Ami! NO!" She dove on top of Mercury and held her tight just as the bolt tore into them. They cried out in pain as the lightning coursed through them.

"Sailor Mercury! Sailor Jupiter!" Moon called out running toward them, as she saw the energy connect with her friends, she screamed as Tuxedo Kamen pulled her back roughly, out of the way of another stray bolt. The attack was shortly over and the scouts rushed to their two unconscious friends. Pluto checked them, searching for pulses.

"They're alive. Let's get them back to our house since we're closer to it than your shrine, Mars." She de-transformed and scooped up the smaller, and lighter, Mercury in her arms. The rest of the scouts de-transformed, Rei and Minako working together to lift Jupiter up off the ground. Michiru and Haruka led the way as Haruka gently cradled her arm with her good hand.

"Are they going to be okay, Setsuna?" Usagi asked as she and Mamoru leaned on each other for support, the battle having taken its toll on everyone.
"I'm sure they'll be fine but I won't know until I can check them out better." She replied.
"Chibi-usa? Hotaru? Are you two okay?" Mamoru looked behind him as the two younger girls walked slowly behind them.
"My left leg is still numb and tingly from that lightning." Chibi-usa moaned a little.
"I think I may have sprained my ankle, Chiba-san. But I should be okay." Hotaru said quietly. She had kept her glaive out and was leaning on it heavily, using it as a walking stick.
"Do you want me to carry you on my back?"
"No, that's okay. Chibi-usa is helping me along."

The close-knit band finally made their way to the Outers' house. Setsuna lay the taller Makoto down on their couch while Rei and Minako laid Ami down on their loveseat. Setsuna checked their breathing and blood pressure. Both were normal. Their temperatures were slightly higher and their skin felt kind of tingly to the touch. Evidence of the electric charge still in them.

"Hand me Ami's computer. I need to run a scan on them." Usagi handed Setsuna the visor and computer. The scouts looked on as Setsuna put the visor on and began typing furiously as information was displayed to her. Her frown slowly increased as she moved back and forth between the two unconscious scouts. The others began to worry. Usagi finally broke the silence.

"Setsuna-san, what is going on?"
"I don't understand this…it just does not make any sense at all. The only thing I can think of…" Setsuna paused, "What was that last attack that thing yelled out before it was destroyed?" she asked, turning to the group. Rei answered her, her excellent memory coming back to her.

"Some attack called Polarity Switch. Why? What's wrong?"

The beautiful guardian of time sighed as she removed the visor and turned off the computer. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, Ami and Makoto will be just fine, they're merely unconscious."
"What's the bad news?" Minako asked, leaning into Rei, who's arms wrapped around her waist.
"They're not Ami and Makoto." She pointed out respectively. Switching her motions she pointed it out. "They are Makoto and Ami."

The scouts looked puzzled. Mamoru spoke up, "What do you mean?"
"We all have our own different colored auras that signify our power and help to tell us apart. Ami's is blue, Makoto's green. Rei's red, Minako's is orange. Usagi's is white, Chibi-usa is pink, Hotaru is purple. Haruka is golden and Michiru is turquoise. I am a dark green, almost black. But somehow, Ami's blue aura is now emanating from Makoto's body and Makoto's green aura is emanating from Ami's body."

"You mean to tell me their powers have switched?" Haruka said. She grunted in pain as Setsuna began to work on her arm.
"This is going to hurt." Setsuna took both sides of the broken arm in her hands.
"I've had worse." The sandy blonde replied, but none the less took Michiru's offered hand with her good arm. She squeezed her eyes shut and gritted her teeth.
"I'm sorry." Setsuna said, before wrenching the bones back into place with a muted crunch. Haruka cried out in pain as a few tears slipped out of her closed eyes. She leaned into Michiru who held her as best she could. Setsuna applied a splint and bound it tightly together. She gave her a shot of morphine from the small bottle she did have in the first aid kit before continuing. "what I'm saying is, I don't know if it's just their powers that have switched bodies and I don't know how long it will stay like this, or if they will ever regain their old powers back."

A groan came from what appeared to be Makoto, lying on the couch as she slowly sat up, clutching her head. "I seem to be experiencing a slight headache. Where am I?" she winced as a pounding migraine surged to life within her. Something was definitely wrong here. Makoto NEVER spoke in clinical terms like that. That was something only Ami did.

At that same moment, what appeared to be Ami sat up as well, clutching her own head, "Good god did anyone catch the license plate number of that truck?".

And Ami sure as hell never joked around about feeling ill like that either.

"Ami?" Usagi said tentatively, looking between her two friends. And then what Setsuna feared, did happen.
"Yes?" Makoto's body answered.
"Oh my god…"

"USAGI!" Mamoru barely caught her before she fell to the floor in a dead faint. Complete pandemonium broke out when the two senshi in question saw each other.

"I must have hit my head harder than I thought…" Ami's body said as she caught sight of Makoto. She looked down. Her breasts were smaller, her blouse was blue and her white skirt had blue trim around the bottom. "Well…this is interesting."
"Oh dear, this isn't good." Makoto's body said as she looked at Ami. She then looked down, a blush coming to her face. "I always wanted to get to know you better Makoto, but this is just a tad bit ridiculous."

"Ami, Makoto, I think there's something you two should know…" Setsuna began calmly.

Das es chapter uno finito.

A/N – Okay, I was REALLY fing bored when I thought this one up. I always liked the Ami/Makoto pairing and thought it'd be fun to pull a "Freaky Friday" on the two poor girls. Yes, you can call me evil if you want, but this story is still up here and it will still be confusing as f.