Movie Night at Seiya's!

Irrelevant Maverick's comments: Yo! With this chapter concludes this strangely-scarily-weird fanfic. I hope this chapter has sugar-spice-and everything nice. YYY, I promised I'd post this on Friday but I went out to watch TMNT and pretended to get drunk with my friends drinking this Japanese energy drink. HEY! Who's that at the end of the chapter?

Disclaimer: I claim to like Saint Seiya, but I disclaim it all the same (does that make sense?).

-+-+-+Mental Break Time+-+-+-

"T-t-that m-movie was nothing to be sc-scared of!" stuttered Deathmask. He tried to calmly lean back against the sofa armrest, but his legs were shaking so badly, he almost fell off.

Aldebaran, who was standing next to Deathmask, detected something with his nose. Sniffing the air, he looks at Deathmask and grins. He pointed at Deathmask and exclaimed loud enough for the whole room to hear, "Look at your pants! I think the CRAB just spilled some SEAWATER!"

That gets everyone laughing. Aphrodite and Shura were clutching their sides and laughed so hard, they fell on their butts, rolling on the floor and slapping the ground.

It didn't help that Deathmask was trying to make his way to the bathroom. His nerves were slowing down his movement, making him scramble to the bathroom rather ungracefully. Aiolia and Milo, who were nearest the bathroom, just laughed some more at Deathmask's red face. Even Shaka couldn't help but laugh. He was doubled over trying to recover his dignity by covering his mouth with both hands.

After a few more minutes of laughing, it began to subside and their senses came back to them. Actually, just their primal senses.

"HEY! We need more popcorn over here!" Aiolia shouted, picking up his empty bowl that he shared with Shaka. Apparently, Virgo has no alms against eating popcorn with a high content of butter on it.

'Man, you wouldn't even think by looking at him that he could eat so much!' Aiolia thought to himself as he stared at the bare bottom of the orange bowl. During the movie, he was much too preoccupied with being scared to taste any popcorn.

Saga, using both hands, flipped over his purple bowl. Only a few kernals escaped their bellies. He closes his eyes and with eyebrow twitching roared, "KANON! Get your own damn bowl next time! I didn't have any popcorn within the first 3 minutes of the movie you son-of-a-!"

"SHUT UP! I am NOT going to use Seiya's PINK bowl damnit!"

-+-+-+Sanctuary is the Kitchen+-+-+-

Seiya brought over his own red bowl to the kitchen. "HAHA! I didn't think I'd live to see the day that Crab man would pee himself! Ah…life is just too sweet sometimes."

"SEIYAAA! MORE POPCORN! EXTRA BUTTER NEXT TIME!" Aphrodite hollered, plopping down six bowls onto the counter.

A black-and-blue striped bowl for Aphrodite and Deathmask, a chocolate colored bowl for Mu and Aldebaran, a purple one for Saga and Kanon, orange for Shaka and Aiolia, an aqua colored bowl for Milo and Camus, while sadly, Shura had a green bowl with no one to share it with since Dohko decided it was high time to visit Shion's grave.

'Sometimes…' thought Hyoga as he and Shiryu proceeded to stuff the microwave with popcorn bags two at a time ((DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME UNLESS YOU HAVE A GIANT SUPER DELUXE DOUBLE SHELVED MICROWAVE LIKE SEIYA)).

Shiryu began humming "Hymn of Faith" that Tidus hummed in Final Fantasy X (if you have the mp3 of Tidus humming, you should play it right now and pretend it's Shiryu humming for fanfic effect). He liked the tune. He overheard it while Seiya was playing all the in-game cinemas that he got with his sphere and was showing it to them at Kido Mansion (or more like showing off).

Shun, upon hearing Shiryu humming, closed his eyes to let the song relax him. He quietly whispered so that only Shiryu could hear, "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you planned this out. Ne, Shiryu?" Shun tilts his head in Shiryu's direction, still closing his eyes and smiling.

"Well, I just wanted them to relax a little more. I have Shunrei and Master you see, who always remind me what life's really about. And I have you guys who make me laugh, especially Seiya, although I think that's his only virtue." At the thought of all the times Seiya acted goofy or clumsy to light up the mood made them laugh.

"But those guys never cut loose enough." Shiryu's smile turns sad as he looks over at the older saints… who were apparently playing tug-of-war with a blanket! Three-ways by the looks of it.

-+-+-+Blanket Troubles+-+-+-

"MU! I need this blanket! I'm not used to this cold weather!"

"For your information, Shaka, Jamil is actually very high up and very cold, so let me have it!"

"MY student gave ME this blanket, so I say it's MINE!"

"Listen, mermaid-man and cherry-chan, I'm the only one you can ever go to to fix your cloths and after the Hades war, your cloth was stardust when I fixed it! You owe me!"

Aldebaran bent his head back and laughed. "Don't tell me you guys are going to enter a 3,000 day showdown over a little blanket? Come now, let's just ask Seiya if he has any more blankets."

And with that, the blanket with clouds and moons on it turned into half-clouds and half-moons (crescent moons I guess).

During all this commotion, Aiolia was coolly lounging on the couch, feet on the table. He was following the argument, his eyes going back and forth between his fellow gold saints. He glanced to his right.

"Everything came out alright, Deathmask?" laughed Aiolia evilly. Deathmask sharply glared at the Lion. His face was red with fury that he let anyone catch him, the mighty Gold no Cancer Saint, wetting himself. It was absolutely his worse day ever!

"I'D RATHER WET MYSELF THAN JUMP ONTO A GROWN-MAN'S LAP ANYDAAAAAYYYY!" shouted Deathmask.

Aiolia blushed furiously, remembering how he jumped three feet in the air and wrapped his arms around Shaka for dear life.

'It's a good thing I didn't invite Marin over.' Aiolia blushed even harder at the embarrassing thought.

After being beaten into submission for round 2 of the movie, all the saints could be seen with their feet out, lying on the pull-out bed, all sharing the same king-sized blanket.

Kanon lifted the blanket and eyed it critically. "Seiya? I want my own blanket. NOW."

"Why? The other blankets can barely cover your legs!"

"BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS UNICORNS STITCHED ALL OVER!" Kanon yelled, dropping his part of the blanket onto his lap. He closed his eyes and added, "Besides. I, Kanon, will not share a blanket with these homos!"

"NANIIIII?" shouted everyone.

-+-+-+Fare-thee-well JuOn+-+-+-

"I hate that movie," growled Deathmask.

After the movie, none of the Gold Saints wanted to venture outside, much less even think about leaving the safety of the lights. Seiya clutched his head and gave in.

"Fine. You guys can sleep-over. But don't expect me to feed you."

Suddenly, rough knocks were heard coming from outside. The lights flickered and then died out. Seiya's door pushed open, but the chain was still locked. The door began rattling.

Everyone held their breaths in. Seiya, Hyoga, and Shun grabbed onto Shiryu. Aiolia and Deathmask threw their arms around Aldebaran's middle. Shura jumped into Aphrodite's arms, while Camus, Milo, and Shaka held on tightly to Mu. Kanon buried his face into Saga's neck. "Brother, save me!"

A long arm poked through the small opening in the doorway and started writhing on the floor. Slowly and eerily, the arm began to slide up the side of the door.

"I WANT MY MOMMY" cried Milo.

"I LOVED YOUR MOVIE, REALLY!" whimpered Deathmask.

The hand finally finds the chain and slides it out. The door started opening slowly, with a loud groan. Then the shadow in the doorway started walking forward with long black hair covering its face.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The shadow covered its ears. A blinding flash of light caused everyone to see spots. Another shadow stepped out from the side and lets out a peal of laughter.

"Can I turn on the lights yet Ikki?" A calm and serene voice asked. He opens the fuse box at the end of the hallway and flips on the switch.

"Orpheus? Pandora? IKKIIIIIIII!"

"Nii-san, you jerk! You were too mean this time!" scolded Shun while wiping away his tears. He hated crying after all the fighting he did to earn his older brother's respect.

"Aww, get over yourself Shun. Everybody knows that a horror movie experience is not complete without a harmless prank right after! Man, you guys should've seen the looks on your faces! Priceless."

Ikki removed the camera over his head and placed it on the table. After losing a round of jen-ken-po over who would bring the Gold Saints over, he decided to avenge his loss. After he bought the camera, he told Pandora, who was visiting Sanctuary as a sign of peace, and Orpheus his little scheme.

"Harmless my ass! Shaka, you spared this guy?" hollered Deathmask at the Virgo Saint.

"Indeed." And with that, everyone lunged at Ikki. "SHI-NE IKKI!"

Owari.

The end in english. Please review and let me know what you thought about this story! Peace! EDIT 8/15/10: a few rewordings and this story is continued in "Dinner Night at Shura's"