Naruto was happy. The popularity polls were finally in and he won favorite character!

"Hey Sasuke-teme! Guess who the most popular character is!" Naruto shouted while waving the packet in Sasuke's face.

Sasuke sighed, "Naruto, I really don't care."

"I am! Believe it!" Naruto shouted, totally unfazed by the avenger's apparent lack of interest.

"Like I care, Dobe, I have the most fan-girls," Sasuke responded smugly.

Naruto flipped to that section of the polls, "Actually Gaara won that."

"Most powerful?" The avenger asked, a little worried.

"Sorry, that's Neji."

"Creepiest?" He asked hopefully.

Naruto sweat-dropped, "Shino and Orochimaru."

"Did I win anything?" Sasuke asked while ripping the packet out of the fox-boy's hand.

He flipped through with Naruto looking over his shoulder until he saw his name.

"FAVORITE PAIRING: SASUKE AND NARUTO!!!!" they shouted in unison. Sasuke dropped the packet like it carried the plague and turned to face Naruto, who looked equally as horrified. They both tried not to puke.