The Strange Adventures of Team N.A.K.Y.Y

A/N: Hello, reader. If you've read my fan fictions before, hello again! This is my first time doing an Alternate Universe fan fiction, so make any kind of suggestions throughout the story. I hope you like it!

Notice: If you are a Sasuke fan, as in if you like him so much you can't stand someone with someone else, I suggest you push the back button on your browser right now. This story includes AU characters like myself married to Naruto characters such as Sasuke and I. The same thing goes for Kakashi and even Edward Elric. Thank you! Oh, remember that I do not own Naruto. I just own Sasuke in the AU. XD

Alternate Universe Characters

Naoko Askikaga-Uchiha: Otherwise known as me! I am a jounin married to Sasuke Uchiha. More about me will be developed in the story, or just visit my profile for more info about me. BTW, Sasuke's a bit protective, and slightly out of character for the obvious reasons in the story. Sorry, Sasuke fangirls!

Aizu Elric: One of my best friends. She comes from Fullmetal Alchemist, and for some reason lands in Konoha. She's married to Edward Elric, so I'm sorry, Ed fangirls, as well.

Keiko: Another good friend of mine. She's obsessed with a certain someone, which will be explained in the story.

Yuue: Another best buddy. She's very laid back, and loves hanging out with us. She likes nobody, okay?

Yoshiko Hatake: Married to Kakashi, and has five kids with him. Need I say more?

1. A Beautiful Day?

"It's a beautiful day to be outside," I said. "The sky is a clear blue, there's a cool breeze, and there's nothing like being with your friends, and your husband, of course."

I was sitting in the park with my dear husband, Sasuke, along with my friends Yoshiko, Keiko, and Yuue on a marvelous afternoon. We were enjoying boba and vanilla cream cake in the weather, as well. We talked of random things such as ninjas, marriage, and the future. Sasuke, of course, didn't say very much. He sat close to me the whole time, almost not saying a word at all to my friends.

"I wish Aizu was here to enjoy this day," Yoshiko remarked.

"Yeah. She really needs to be in this weather," Yuue added.

"Hey, has anyone seen Kiba?" Keiko suddenly blurted. The four of us stared at Keiko questionably as she wandered off-topic about her so-called crush Kiba Inuzuka. I, for one, felt slightly annoyed with her obsession of the guy, but whatever. It's obsession, what can you do about it?

"Do you mind if I join the party?" A voice was suddenly heard anonymously. The male voice came up behind Yoshiko and covered her eyes from behind.

Sasuke chuckled lightly. "What a surprise to meet you here, Kakashi-sensei."

"Yes, it is a surprise seeing you here," I repeated. "Who's watching your kids?"

"WHOAAA!!!! YOU HAVE KIDS, YOSHIKO?!?!?!?!?" Keiko asked, surprised.

Yoshiko took Kakashi's wrists and lifted his hands over her eyes. "Yeah, Keiko…"

"She has five," Yuue finished.

Keiko stared at Kakashi and Yoshiko for a while. A pause of almost a minute was an awkward silence to all of us. I, for one, again, thought this was almost normal of her. Hm, I sound sarcastic, don't I?

"I hired a babysitter to watch our kids," Kakashi directed at me. "I see you're having boba and cream cake. May I join?"

"Sure," I replied. Kakashi then took a seat at our large picnic blanket, and shared with his wife Yoshiko.

"So…" I began to say, "What are we going to do for the rest of the-"

My voice was stopped by a strange whirring sound. It was near our spot where we were eating.

"Do you hear that?" I asked.

"It's coming from behind you, Yuue," Sasuke darkly said. He stood up, and felt and urge to attack.

"Oh, come on, Sasuke," Kakashi interrupted. "You honestly think it's a bad thing that you hear something?"

"You can't be too careful," Sasuke replied.

The whirring grew louder, and suddenly stopped. Behind Yuue, there stood one of my best friends Aizu Elric. She came without her husband or her son. She was by herself.

"Hi, everybody!" Aizu greeted.

We all greeted Aizu and offered her some food. We enjoyed the next hour chatting, laughing, and finishing up the boba and homemade cream cake that Keiko made. After the hour, we cleaned up, and attempted to plan to go somewhere else.

"Where should we go?" I asked. "There's not a lot of interesting places here in Konoha but training grounds."

"Oh, I know! Why don't we go to the bathhouses? There's nice hot springs over there!" Yoshiko suggested.

"That sounds great," Kakashi replied. "Does everyone else want to enjoy a swim at the hot spring?"

"Well…I do need a bath…" Aizu said. "Yeah, I say let's go."

"Sure…whatever you guys want, I don't care," Yuue calmly said.

"Uhh…sureee….just don't let me near you two," Keiko said, looking at Sasuke and Kakashi.

"Why should we go with you?" Sasuke and Kakashi asked Keiko.

"Don't worry, Keiko…Kakashi can't do anything to you, anyway! I'll keep an eye on him," Yoshiko joked.

"Like hell Sasuke's going to go near Keiko…he practically thinks she's like Sakura!" I thought.

"What about you, Sasuke?" Keiko glared.

"Sasuke won't plan to go near you, I promise," I said for him. Sasuke held his arms around me, and whispered in my ear.

"You are my only one, Naoko…" Sasuke softly said.

I didn't really have a mood for lovey-dovey feelings, but I accepted his little quote, and held on to him all the way to the bathhouse, where the hot springs were. The walk on the way there, of course, wasn't quiet.

"Tacos," Yuue randomly said.

"Burritos," Aizu said back.

"SUSHI!" Yoshiko shouted. Kakashi stared at his wife in question, but went along with it.

"Ramen," he said coolly.

"Barbeque," I said. Sasuke didn't say anything, but he kept holding on to me with his arm around my shoulder.

"KIBA!!!!" Keiko shouted. The six of us, again, stared at Keiko in question.

"What?" She said. "I think he's delicious!"

Aizu and I exchanged questionable expressions, and kept on walking.

"Kiba-licious," Keiko thought in her little head.

Chapter 1.2: The Bath House

We entered the Bath House. This was the same bath house that Naruto trained in with his perverted instructor, Jiraiya. We all paid for a nice, hot spring bath, and us girls separated with the two guys with us to change. While in the locker room, we girls, as always, talked about men.

"You're lucky to have a husband like Sasuke," Keiko said. "You too, Yoshiko, with Kakashi."

"Thank you," Yoshiko and I replied.

"Hey Keiko…are you planning to even talk to Kiba?" Yuue asked curiously, as she and the rest of us undressed for the hot spring bath. We left nothing on but shorts and a swimsuit top for the hot bath. The five of us also carried towels with us, of course.

"Well…I do plan to talk to Kiba," Keiko responded, "Just not now."

Yuue sighed in exasperation. Aizu and I smiled again and shook our heads. Yoshiko just smiled at Keiko and Yuue.

"Hee hee hee!" A sudden, strange voice was heard.

"Hey, did you guys hear that?" I asked.

"What noise?" Aizu asked. The rest of the girls said the same thing.

I sighed. "Never mind…"

Meanwhile in the Men's Locker Room

"Well…how is it to have a wife like Naoko?" Kakashi asked.

"How is it to have a wife like Yoshiko?" Sasuke asked back.

"Hm…Yoshiko is my one and only," Kakashi mocked. Sasuke glared at him.

"Why do you care, anyway? You know I don't like talking about my personal life."

"Oh, no…I'm just wondering…You know, like teacher to student conversation…only more mature," Kakashi replied.

"WHOA! WRONG ROOM!" A loud voice was heard. Fast footsteps followed the voice.

"Hm…that didn't sound like a woman's voice…" Sasuke thought.

Outside the Locker Rooms

"Well, are you guys ready for a refreshing dip in the hot spring?" I asked everybody.

"Yes!" Every ringing voice said, except for Sasuke's. Of course, being the quiet person he is, he remained silent, and stood by me, again.

All of us stepped outside to the baths, and found the special hot spring reserved for men and women. Private parties only, okay? Anyway, we all took a dip in the hot water, and enjoyed ourselves. The hot water warmed our bodies from the cool breeze from the park today. Being the chatters Yuue, Aizu, Yoshiko, Keiko, and I are, we talked about random stuff yet again.

"So…do you think Kiba comes to this bath house?" Keiko asked us.

We all sighed in slight exasperation. "We don't know, Keiko…you just need to find out that for yourself," I said.

"Hee hee hee!" That same voice Sasuke heard tittered from an unknown place.

"Did you hear that?" I said, flinching in the water in a strange sort of way.

"Yes…and I know the sound of that laugh," Kakashi responded. He had his weapon pouch right by the hot spring, took out a kunai knife as quietly as he could, and flung it at the tiny-looking hole on the wooden barrier, just behind Yuue and Keiko. Of course, it was a perfect hit, and a sudden, deep, old voice was heard.

"Oy! You almost got my eye right there! Some jounin you are, Kakashi," the old voice said.

"Well, Jiraiya-san," Kakashi said, "Why don't you stop peeping and go check out other women's goodies somewhere else?"

"Why???" The toad sage whined. "Besides, that woman next to you is very good research for the next installment of Icha Icha!!!"

"HEYY!!! KAKASHI, HE'S LOOKING AT MY GOODIES!!!" Yoshiko complained. She covered her bust and sunk down in the hot water.

"Next installment of Icha Icha, eh?" Kakashi said quietly.

"KAKASHI!!!" I shouted. "You're going to let the perverted Sannin check out your wife just because you want to read the next volume of that stupid book?!?!?!?!?"

"It makes sense though," Sasuke said in my ear.

"Mhm," I replied quietly back. "Not for others that read it, though."

"Well…be that way, Kakashi!" Jiraiya replied. "I'll just go into the all girls' bath, then! Sheesh!" The voice suddenly faded away, and all of us relaxed once again in the hot bath.

"Well…that was interesting, wasn't it?" Yuue remarked, having a slight chuckle saying it.

"Yes, it was…I suggest you cover your ears," Kakashi said back.

"Why?" Keiko asked.

"Well," Kakashi began to say, and looked at his imaginary watch on his wrist, "In 3,2,1..."

At that moment, a swarm of feminine screams were heard 40 meters away, and you could also hear splashing and feet pounding on the ground. Some, you can even hear slipping and squeals.

"AW, MAN!" Jiraiya yelled.

"See?" Kakashi said to everyone. Sasuke had his head halfway deep in the water, while I was still refreshing myself with a nice, hot bath.

"Hey, Akamaru, did you hear those screams?" Another familiar voice was heard. It was followed by a small, cute, "woof".

"OOH!" Keiko shouted out loud. She jumped out of the hot spring, and attempted to look over the barrier to see her crush on the other side. The rest of us laughed and continued to enjoy ourselves in the hot, steamy goodness under the early evening sky.

A/N: Well…what do you think about the first chapter? I'm taking any kind of reviews! I hope you enjoyed this first chapter, and I'm planning to come up with other ones along the way