This is just a really short oneshot I made out of pure boredom. Enjoy.
Discalimer: Don't own FMA or Naruto
Alchemists vs. Ninjas
MUSTANG vs. SASUKESasuke: You're going down.
Mustang: You're going up… in flames.
Sasuke: does hand seals
Mustang: Okay…
Sasuke: Katon! Ruuka no…
Mustang: snaps
Sasuke: OH ST!
ED vs. NARUTONaruto: What? I'm fighting a shorty?
Ed: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? claps hands
Naruto: That's right! Pray to your maker!
Ed: erects giant cannon from ground
Naruto: mumbling to self He must be compensating for something…
Ed: fires cannon
Naruto: dodges
Ed: runs into a cave while Naruto's not looking
Naruto: Hey! Come back here! tries to run into cave but hits head on ceiling from being too tall
Ed: Hehehe…
ALPHONSE vs. HINATAHinata: Um… um… hi.
Alphonse: Hello.
Hinata: I… uh… pokes fingers together and blushes
Alphonse: You don't really want to fight, do you?
Hinata: No…
Alphonse: So did you see the new Bleach episode last night?
Hinata: Yes! Ichigo is just sooo dreamy swoon
Alphonse: Um… hehe anime sweatdrop