A Parody to Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi. It's about Greggo, everybody's favourite lab rat. I'm in a Parody mood. I'm open to all suggestions.
Disclaimer: I own nothing by Avril Lavigne or CSI. I just use them to entertain.
Lab Rat
He was a nerd.
It was a lab.
He's a science guy; that's obvious!
He ran test tubes all day.
They solved crimes with no yield.
Why don't they let him in the field?
He wanted out.
They'd never say,
'Greg, come on out and play'.
All of their boss always said 'no'.
They were always the ones running the show
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He was a lab rat
They said what was up with that
He wasn't smart enough for them
They had the politics,
But they were all idiots,
They needed to see what he's about
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Five seasons from then,
They're at a scene solving the crime,
They're working hard!
They look over, guess who they see Sara with:
Lab rat walking up with a stocked kit!
They call up their bosses,
They already know
They felt it was time to give him a promo!
They train him up, look what they've done,
They stare at the spiky-haired CSI-level one!
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He was a lab rat
They said what was up with that
He wasn't smart enough for them
Now he's a CSI,
seeing stains with a blue light,
What do those guys think of him now?
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Sorry guys, you're just that dumb
Hey guess what, he's no longer playing an air drum,
He is more than just a rat,
And that's the end of that!
Too bad you couldn't see,
The CSI that kid could be,
He is more than just a geek,
The test-tubes he wants to leave!
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He's just a CSI.
We're all his fans.
Hey, we're T.V addicts; that's obvious!
We watch for him,
And haven't you heard
How we live in his world!
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He was a lab rat
We said what was up with that
We keep watching him on the show
We'll be staring at the TV,
wishing he could save the show
About the CSIs we all know!