I do not own Naruto at all, this is a revised edition of an old story.

One day all of the rookie nine and Gai's team and their sensei's are their as well as the hokage and all others that are close to them were at the ramen stand (which actually upgraded into a large restaurant) Naruto walks up to Sakura. She turns around and sees him. "Naruto leave me alone, I'm not in the mood." She sighs and yawns. "First I hardly got any sleep because of my mother who brought over some guy and fucked all night. Kami I wish I could find someone like that, he most have been godly in bed, he had my mother screaming out all night long." She thinks of Sasuke when she says it. "I had to go to Ino-pig's home and sleep on her floor."

Naruto laughs "yeah I know you shouted at your mother, that you were going to go over to Ino's because her and her friend was being too loud, actually I'm here to tell you something" Sakura and Ino looks at him "What do you mean that you knew all of that? You were at my house trying to get a peek at me sleeping weren't you, you pervert." He smiles "nope." As they kept talking everybody starts listening in on the conversation. Sakura glares at Naruto. "WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!!!" Both of them yell at Naruto.

Rose (Sakura's mom) comes up and walks up to them and stands close to Naruto with a very big smile and by now everyone is listening in even strangers who were just walking around
"Sakura you remember that man i had come over last night?" Asked Rose "Yeah why mom?" "Well I've been seeing him for a while even though it has been in private places and alone at his house and well last night he asked me something" she giggles like a school girl and looking at Naruto who was grinning. "He asked me to marry me" "Mom that's wonderful. Who is it mom who is going to be my new dad? Is he someone I know or at least seen? Is he a good ninja?" She giggles like a school girl again "yes you know him, you know him very well" she starts to grin a bit.

Naruto sits there grinning holding in a laugh. 'Oh the sweet irony.' "so who is it mom?" Sakura starts to wonder who it is think of all kinds of hot fathers she could have. She smiles and looks at her daughter. "Sweetie your new father is your teammate Naruto Uzamaki." Sakura's face becomes shocked and her mouth hangs out wide open. Everyone in the surrounding area gasp stops some random women faint, Tsunade spits her sake out. Chouji stares and forgets that there is all you can eat in front of him and Shino starts laughing and Ayame drops the steaming hot bowel of ramen not caring that is spills on her feet. Naruto wraps his arm around Rose's waist and grins. They start to French each other and Sakura screeches and faints.