"LIV HELP!" Olivia sprinted towards the cry for help, only to be met with one of the most ridiculous and priceless sights she had ever seen.

The great Alexandra Cabot was kneeling on the dining room table with a look of utter horror on her face. The cause of this very out-of-character fear…a cockroach. Liv couldn't help it as she burst out laughing. The blond had no qualms facing off murders and rapists but a bug had her completely terrified.

"If you ever want to be laid again you'll stop laughing and help me!" Liv stopped laughing instantly, although she knew it was an empty threat,

"Right like you and your insatiable libido would be okay with that?" Alex squealed helplessly as the cockroach approached the table,

"Me and my libido aren't doing anything if there is a cockroach in this house!" Sobering up significantly Olivia became serious,

"Okay what do you want to do?" Alex snorted and crawled back further on the table,

"'Protect and Serve' right? Shoot it!" That was it; Liv was finding it impossible to remain solemn while her calm "ice queen" girlfriend was hysterical on the dining room table. Cocking an eyebrow and crossing her arms Olivia found herself once again amused by the lawyers "logic,"

"Shoot it? You want me to shoot off my gun at a bug on the floor?" Alex stopped squirming for a second; apparently she was beginning to see the error in that plan of action.

"Right…squish it!" Olivia scoffed,

"In these shoes? These are the pair you bought me for my birthday from Italy." Alex let out a sudden scream,

"It looked at me! It looked at me with its freaky little eyes!" Alex's heels clanked against the oak table as she crawled to the other end. Liv paused in awe at the ADA's beauty. She was wearing a nice suit, because she had been in court earlier that day. Her skirt was well up her thighs due to her current position on the table. Olivia had other ideas for positions on that table.

"Liv can you please fantasize and ogle after you kill the little tyrant?" Alex really did know her too well.

"I ask once again, what do you suggest?" Now she was just toying with the poor woman. She could get rid of the cockroach quite easily, but she was having too much fun.

"Uh…hit it with something!" Olivia looked around the apartment in a comical fashion,

"I do believe it was you that said that we needed expensive decorations in the house…are you willing to let me smash it with one of your sculptures or leather-bound books?" Alex bit her bottom lip and brushed away the hair that was falling into her eyes. Even in her hysteria she couldn't stomach the idea of getting bug guts smashed on a piece of art or Classic work of fiction.

Suddenly Alex stretched out her arms towards Liv. She looked like a small child begging to be picked up. Olivia realized that that was exactly what it was. She groaned as she was met with Alex's puppy dog look. God the things she did for this woman. Walking over, careful to keep her distance from the cockroach, she scooped Alex into her arms.

Alex wrapped her arms around Liv's neck and gave her a very grateful kiss.

"My knight in shining…leather." Liv smirked and sought out Alex's lips, moving in the direction of the bedroom. Alex fell back onto the mattress and pulled Olivia down on top of her,

"Sweetie?" Liv made a noise of acknowledgment as she hunted for the zipper of her skirt.

"Just to let you know, you are taking care of the vermin in the morning." Olivia felt laughter bubble up through her lust induced haze, god she loved this woman.

True to her word…the little critter was gone by morning…returned as promised to the boy in the apartment down the hall.