I dont own Naruto, must I say it every story? I know we've all seen all the beloved Oc's going into the Naruto World and understanding pefect Japanese, and yes I have written these. But here is a more Realistic idea of what would happen.

"Blah" Girl Speaking English

"Blah" Japanese translation

"Gahh!" Yes this story begins like so many others: Tina Frank falls out of the sky while she was going to ride her bike. It had all started like a normal day but there she was falling from the pitch black sky.

"I'M GONNA DIE!" she screamed, not noticing the fact that she had just fallen out of a mud puddle on a clear day and now it was night. No, she was to busy falling. Tina fell onto a tree and slipped gracefully into the arms of Itachi/Gaara/Orochimaru/Sasuke/Neji and he fell in love with her instantly and never killed or was mean to anyone ever again. Wait, scratch that, here's what REALLY happened:

Tina fell onto the tree and then onto the ground breaking two ribs, her leg and her face was covered in blood and dirt. She passed out.

"Kakashi-sensei! Who's that?!" asked a blond orange-jumpsuit-wearing Uzumaki Naruto.

"What?" asked Kakashi. He turned over Tina and he revealed his Sharigan. "Well, no headband and very odd cloths." he commented.

Tina's long raven hair was down to her knees and up in a perfect pony-tail. Her eyes were lavender and her cloths were a pair of black jeans and a lavender tank top. All of these were perfectly showing her awesome curves that took Sasuke's, Naruto's and Kakashi's breath away. WAIT A MINUTE! That's not right! Tina's hair was so matted with blood and dirt that it could have been any color and her eyes were brown. Her cloths were dirty and torn. Kakashi was indifferent, Sasuke was still walking, Naruto was staring at the very odd girl lying in front of them and Sakura was running after Sasuke.

"We ought to take her back in case she's a spy from Orochimaru or the Akatsuki." said Kakashi. He lifted her up and they somehow got to Konoha.

"Who is this Kakashi?" asked Tsunade at her office.

"Dunno we found her on the ground." said Kakashi.

"Ok then, she can stay in the hospital."

"Whatever." Kakashi left with team seven and he taught, Sasuke trained hard, Sakura tried to impress Sasuke to no avail and Naruto trained to defeat Sasuke and impress Sakura. Soon they forgot all about Tina.

At the Hospital:

"She's waking up." Tina heard some fast talking in a language she didn't understand. She tried to open her eyes but they were held shut.

"Who are you?" asked a woman's voice. Tina was confused and shook her head.

Tsunade turned to some other hospital workers and said "She is clearly a spy from Orochimaru or the Akatsuki kill her." And Tina died. Nobody missed Tina. All the bishies had a party that I didn't make another sappy romance story. I like Applesauce.