Kitsune of the sand CH 3

"QUITE MAGGO…" The examiner never got to finish his sentence as three flying sound nins were heading straight for him, quickly taking evasive action, said examiner was able to dodge the wingless flyers.

'God damnit, those pipsqueaks ruined my entrance, now the atmosphere is destroyed!' Quickly putting on a scowl on his face the examiner scoped out the crowd. 'Okay, last Uchiha, he should be interesting, and then there's that Kabuto kid, he's a mystery, the Hyuuga's will probably use the Byakugan, no surprise there. But the real mystery is that sand team, they have the blue malestorm, a living weapon, and a wind controlling kunoichi, it will be interesting to see how they do this.'

Quickly clearing his throat the Examiner announced "Okay you maggots, no fighting or you will be disqualified, take a seat, shut up, and pay attention because I'm only saying this once!"

(A.N. skipping the explanation, you should all know it by now)

"Now get started!" shouted Ibiki.

Naruto flipped his test over, quickly scanning over the questions. He quickly took note of difficulty of the questions. Thinking over the instructions for the test, Naruto quickly came to the conclusion that they were meant to cheat. Filing that into his mental inventory, he looked over the Genin taking the test. There were a few obvious cheaters, looking over to the test next to their own, and then there was the cheaters that hid well but if you paid attention you could see them, like the mirrors on the ceiling and the bulging veins of the Byakugan. Then he noticed them, the Genin who seemed to be speeding through the test.

Feeling lazy, Naruto pulled off his head band and set it on the desk, at an angle so that it caught the answers from the mirrors on the ceiling. He quickly copied one answer, seeing as there wasn't any real need to do more.

Deciding to lighten the atmosphere, Naruto set his head down to sleep, making all the Genin look at him like he was crazy sleeping through a test, but then Naruto caught everyone's attention with a loud snore, effectively destroying the atmosphere that the examiner tried so hard to put up.

'Interesting kid, able to sleep through this, well almost time to start the show.' Thought Ibiki, and then he gave the mental equivalent of a sadistic laugh.

"Okay Maggots, time for the final question, but first here's some rules, if you don't like them then you can leave, rule number one, if you miss this question then you can never take the Chunin exams again, rule 2, if anyone on your team misses this question then the whole team will never be able to take this test again, now who wants to leave?"

(skipping to the part where Anko comes in)

"Now you are all re….." he didn't get to finish his sentence because of a black blur breaking in through the window. Though the ball started out small, it quickly unfurled, making a black sign that said 'ANKO MITARASHI EXAMINER FOR THE SECOND EXAM!'

Appearing in the middle of the sign was a woman in a tan trench coat with a fish net shirt and a short, and I mean really short skirt barely hiding her dignity.

"What is with everyone today, it's like interrupt Ibiki day," humphed the Jonin.

"Quite Ibiki, your acting like a spoiled child, get over it." Turning her attention to the group of genin in front of her, "Okay you maggots, normally you would get a sheet of paper specifying what the second exam would be, but there's no fun in that so FOLLOW ME!!" shouted the retard-cough, I mean 'special' jonin.

"Oh Kami, there's two of them!" moaned Temari.

Arriving at training ground 44 (I think that's its name) they saw massive trees, towering above the group of genin. Eyes seemed to be lingering in the shadows of the trees, inducing fear upon the weak minded (that was quite poetic if I may say so).

"okay gaki's, welcome to training ground 44, or as we like to call it, the forest of death!" she exclaimed, releasing a minute amount of killing intent to spark a little fear in the genins, and it was working until someone snorted, drawing the attention of the deranged proctor.

"Yes, I'm so scared, psh, that couldn't scare a squirrel. It's almost as corny as 'Forest of terror' oh gee, oh my, I'm so scared." Naruto said, sarcasm dripping off of every word.

"Heh, brat lets see how you like this!" said the proctor, throwing a kunai that was hidden in her sleeve.

Not impressed, he simply grabbed the kunai out of the air in a reverse grip, flipped it into a forward grip, and put it at the proctor's neck, who had just appeared behind him.

"You know the old saying, the dog who barks the loudest, has the weakest bite. Well I think that term applies to you." and for added affect, Naruto pointed the tip of his sword (which is not sheathed, more like hanging there) in the area where the liver would be.

"I wonder how you became a jonin, standards must be dropping," Naruto sighed, "but then again, maybe I'm just strong." Naruto let a smirk plow through his battle 'face' when he saw how mad Anko was.

Anko was positively fuming, here was a genin, fresh out of the academy, insulting her skills.

"Hmph, whatever," she said, stepping away. 'Damn that brat, he made a complete fool out of me, oh well, I'll get my hands on him eventually.'

Clearing her throat, Anko shuushined back to the front of the genin, "Okay, as I was saying, here in the forest of death, you will only have your ninja gear, and whatever else you can carry." A sadistic smile seemed to form on her face as she continued. "Your objective, is to gather both of these scrolls," she said holding up 2 scrolls, one labeled heaven, the other earth, "You will each start out with one of these and must hunt down another team that carries another, or you could hunt down any old team. Once you have both scrolls, head to the tower in the middle of the forest, consider the tower a safe zone for the people with both scrolls."

"Oh, and one more thing, you're allowed to kill in this exam soooooooo," she pulled out a grouping of papers from…… somewhere "sign these papers so that I don't have to worry about a war for some country because someone killed someone else's genin." She said in an all too sweat voice.

"Excuse me Anko-san, what are we to do for food?" asked one very confused Akimichi.

"Well isn't that obvious," she said with a smirk 'It's just so fun messing with them', "you have to hunt for it!"

"Alright maggots, meet here tomorrow with everything you need and whatever else you want to bring."

-(-)-

The group of suna-nin are bored, why might you ask? Well the reason is quite simple, there was nothing to do, they already planned for a test similar to this one, and all three knew nothing could happen because they were probably the strongest team in the whole exam.

Naruto was in a corner, eyeing the cuts in his outfit from his numerous battles. Temari was polishing her fan, and Gaara was looking over a sheet of paper containing instructions for naruto's next prank, looking for ways to make it better and to prevent mishap.

'There's another one, damn, looks like I need some new clothes, but what to get and where to get them?' thought an exasperated Naruto.

'Hey kid, you know that there is a certain type of clothing that high level demons wear, even though you humans have them too, these clothes have an……. esteem to them.' The demon said, and then whispered her idea to Naruto.

'Heh, I like it, but maybe since I don't necessarily have a demons immunity it would be a good idea to add some armor under it.'

'Sure, sure, just make sure their not….. bulgy, you don't want them to stand out, it will ruin the whole outfit.'

'hai, but I'm not thinking regular ANBU armor, you'll like it when you see it.'

'Psh, like I'd like the way a human looks.' replied the esteemed demoness.

Ignoring her, Naruto stood up, and left twords the door. "Hey I'm heading out clothes shopping." Taking the grunts he got in reply as 'sure, just get back soon', he headed out.

Heading down the street, Naruto couldn't be happier to have a collar that hid his whisker marks. Instead of the glares that he normally got when walking down the street, he was getting kind smiles, and a lot of blushes from the female population, and scary enough, there was a few guys blushing too. Lucky enough though, he happened upon the perfect store for his current needs, an all purpose clothing and weapon shop.

Entering, he found isles upon isles of weapons on wooden shelves, and in the back there were different types of clothing ranging from civilian to ninja, to formal clothing. Sitting at the register near the door was a girl wearing a pink Chinese shirt with her hair tied in two buns. Even though she apparently was supposed to be working she was……. asleep.

Ignoring her for now, he walked to the back of the store, where the clothes were located. He quickly found what he wanted (A.N. sorry if this doesn't sound right, but I want to keep it a surprise), and then headed to the section devoted to armor, and picked out some armor to go underneath his new outfit (A.N yet again, secrecy). When he was finished, he headed back to the front of the store.

On his way there he passed a section devoted to sheaths, thinking of whether or not to get one for his sword. Going over the pros and cons, he decided on getting a red katana sheath, because it matched his new outfit (hint hint).

Heading over to the counter, he found the girl still asleep. Putting the items on the counter, he headed to the side the girl was on and gently shook her awake.

When she did wake up she quickly looked around, noticing where she had fallen asleep, she let out a not to quite curse. Then she noticed Naruto standing next to her, and had the decency to blush.

"You do know that it's not quite the best idea to fall asleep on the job, it kinda decreases the opinion of the shop in general." Naruto said with an eye smile (the thing kakashi does).

"Heh sorry, long day." She said while scratching the back of her head in a very Naruto-ish way. "Anyways, the name is Tenten, and what can I do to help you?"

"Just need to pay for everything," he said, pointing to the pile of clothes, and the red sheath, "so how much do I owe ya?"

(A.N. I don't know the Japanese currency so I'm just gonna make up a new one for the narutoverse)

Quickly tallying up everything on the computer she came up with the total amount. "1800 eminoes please." While Naruto was getting out his wallet, Tenten decided to start up a conversation. "So why do you need a katana sheath when you don't carry one, you have a broad sword?" she said, pointing at said items.

"Well watch this," setting down his money, he grabbed his broad sword and held it in the air horizontally, forcing chakra into it, the sword transformed into a katana.

When he did this, Tentens eyes were as large as dinner plates, and you could hear the audible crack of her jaw hitting the floor. "What the, how the hell did you do that!!?"

Waving his finger in the, like you would if you were scolding a child he said "Secret."

Tenten let out an audible 'humph' at that, but put his clothes in a bag, while Naruto took the sheath and put his sword in it, and put it through on of the loops in his belt.

Offering the bag to Naruto, he took it, and headed out the door, but not before giving a small wave, and a goodbye.

Heading to the rooftops, Naruto headed back to their hotel room.

-(-)-

The next day, Naruto woke up to Gaara barging through the door, apparently running from Temari. 'Probably found his Icha Icha collection, whatever.'

"Gaara, get out of my room, I need to get ready!" with that, he threw a pillow at him, and then another, chasing Gaara out of his room.

Getting out of bed, Naruto put on the Armor that went under his out fit on, then he out on the actual outfit. He tied his forehead protector around his arm, and then put on a facemask he bought with the 'outfit' (A.N. I bet you're all dying with anticipation, well have no fear, you'll find out in a second), strapped his sword on and headed out.

When Temari noticed him, she immediately got a Hinata level blush. Naruto was wearing a black Hakama that had red highlights which had white Sakura blossoms on them. The sleeves of the Hakama hid his hands, and left a lot of room for movement, but had a large possibility of getting stuck on something, but they still looked great. Wrapped around Naruto's chest was a white armor piece that wrapped around to his back, which connected to spiked guards that wrapped around the sides of his shoulders. His hair was untied from its usual braid, letting it fall to the small of his back (think sesshomaru, but black and red, and the armor piece is white).

"Temari, you're drooling." Gaara deadpanned.

"So are you guys ready, because I know I am, so what do you want, flashy, or subtle entrance, I vote for flashy!" exclaimed Naruto.

"Subtle, please! Just this once, I don't want to scare the crap out of them" begged Temari.

"Flashy," Gaara said.

"Sorry Temari-chan, but were going for flashy, hmmmm what to do. Wait I got it!" with that said, Naruto started making hand seals, and you could see the mile wide smile forming, finishing the last seal, they disappeared.

-(-)-

At the examination site, everything was going great for one Anko Mitarashi, first that blonde kid wasn't there yet so she could scare them all without mishap, second, she got to make fun of a fat kid, and lastly, she could throw her kunai around randomly. What a good day it is, well was.

Storm clouds seemed to be forming, and normally that wouldn't scare, but these clouds were a demonic red, and were coming in fast. Once they got overhead the group, they started swirling together, and slowly started creeping to the ground, forming a menacing dark red tornado, slowly coming down on top of the group. Lightning started falling down from the sky, along with the menacing red tornado, frazzling every one's hair, mainly one very irate examiner, who's hair was now messed up, badly.

The genin started moving out of the way, fearing the power of the swirling mass, well all but the braver few. Once the tornado touched the ground, it slowly receded back into the sky, revealing three Suna genin, who slowly walked to the front of the group.

"Okay maggots, get your scrolls, and head to your assigned gate!" shouted Anko. Who was secretly hoping the blonde kid died slowly and painfully.

And with that the second exam started.

-(-)-

Staring intently at his opponents, Naruto judged their strength. Just a once over amd he could tell that these were on of Ame's famous umbrella users who used them to rain senbon. 'This shouldn't be a problem, but I've been meaning to see if I could manipulate my chakra whips into elements, nah, I need to run over the handseals for a few jutsu's.'

"I'll take them, I'm bored." Said Naruto, who already had his 'battle face' in place.

"Yah right, like a punk like you can take me out, I'm the strongest genin in ame." Said a tall genin, his face set in a confident smirk.

Ignoring the group of genin, Temari took out a nail file to start working on her nails, while Gaara surrounded himself in sand to catch up on some 'reading', while Naruto started doing handseals.

"Suiton: Suiryuudan" shouted Naruto, as a dragon made of water appeared out of thin air. The dragon slowly rapped around Naruto's form in a protective coil, hiding him from view.

The ame nins, though fearful at first, quickly got over it and took out their umbrellas, and releases them into the air, where they floatrd at a standstill. The Ame nins then started making hand seals.

"Jouro Senban" (raining needles) shouted the ame nins, as senban rained down upon the suna genin.

Even though this attack seemed serious, all Naruto did was make his dragon start spinning, creating a barrier reminiscent of the suijinheki technique, which unfortunately for him, he hadn't mastered yet, but you gotta make due with what you have. When the senban stopped, Naruto released the dragon.

"You guys don't seem so tough, or was it all talk, because you're boring me." Naruto said with a deadpan. "Heh, oh well, time to finish this, so how to do it, hmmmmmm, ok got it, I'll show you how I got my name!" With that said, Naruto seemed to disappear, and reappear in the middle of their little group. His hands were out stretched with his fingers spread wide apart. Then he started spinning, all the while focusing chakra to his hands to create his whips. Anyone watching wouldn't have time to blink before the whole group of ame genins were cut in the most brutal fashon, leaving only chunks of flesh, all the while, Naruto didn't get a speck of blood on him.

When Temari looked up to see the battle done, she put her nail file away, and walked over to the sphere of sand and knocked on it three times, letting Gaara know they were done.

Once everything was done, and they were ready to head to the tower with both of their scrolls, they were about to head out, but that was until they were interrupted by one very brash Inuzaka and his team.

-(-)-

A.N.

Sorry about the really late update, but I was really behind on schoolwork, and a passing grade is definitely more important than a fanfiction, that and I had a band concert to practice for (all hail the band geeks)

Poll:

Naruto/femkyuubi: 7

Naru/tema: 5

Tema/Naru/Femkyuubi: 5