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Drabble Five: Blood Walls
(There is a reason why GUYS should never piss off GIRLS, their payback is much worse)
"Oi Rukia!, where did ou put my sweat pants"
Opeing her closet slowly. "I didn't put them any where..." she shut her closet door. Walking over he jerked it open.
"Your wearing them"
"Yeah so!"
"Give them back"
"No!, you can have them back when I am done with them"
He steps back a bit. "Ew"
"What?"
"N..nothin..."
"Ichigo"
"Nothin', I just thought you ment something else"
"PERVERT!"
He rools his eyes. "Well isnt this, you calling kettle black"
"What?"
"Never mind, Give my pants back"
"You'll have to remove them from my body"
Smirks
Rukia's widend. She clutched the pants, to her for dear life. "W...why do you need them so badly anyways?"
"Beacuse they are MY pants"
"So you don't have a reason, close the closet and leave me be"
He cocked his brow at her. "Really, uh huh, what are you hiding?"
"N...nothing..go away"
"Hn, your less of a bitch, either your hiding something or..."Ichigo was cut off when Rukia kicked him in the face. Causing him to fall backwards, now with a b loody nose.
"Bitch, what are you fucking pregnant or something!?"
Rukia smiled evilly. His eyes perring at her. "Oh yes Ichigo, Renji and I, had this wonderful theory on how to piss you off, so we went back to his room and had hot bunnie sex for hours" She paused to watch his expressions. "So yes I am pregnant with Renji's child"
A glymps of anger and sadness flashed through his eyes. Knowing she was just kidding but being a bitch, pissed him off, but half of him though she had actually done that, just to piss him off.
Ichigo stood up, he whiped the blood from his nose. The women he has loved always seem to hurt him. He walks over to her closet, placese his hand on the door "You disguest me" He whispers and slammed the door.
Takin back a bit, Rukia slowly opens the closet door,and he is gone. "GAH!.STUPID!!" She yells. Hopeing somone hears.
After ignoring her through out the day, and at night. Rukia was pissed he didn't even respond when she kicked him countless times. He was like a mindless corpes with no well mind.
A KAWAII Zom-ba-fied CHAPPIE.
He went to bed without so much of a "Night", an hour later, Rukia climbs out of the closet walks to his bed. "You know why it's bad to piss off girls, Ichi?" she paused as he shifted in his sleep. "Beacuse in the end, our payback is a bitch"
By morning Ichigo, awoke to a horrible sight. This was worse then anything he had ever seen. His eyes so wide they looked like they were going to pop from his eye socket.
"R...R...RUKIA!" He screamed. His room smelled of blood and choclate. Un aware where the choclate scent came from, but he didn't want to know, the only thing on his mind was...i'm going to fucking kill that midget!!!! And whom ever helped her!
From wall to wall and even on his door there was used to non-used pads. Some looked as old as last month...Not even wanting to know what she did, or why or anything.
Walking into his room Rukia smiled at him. "R.."
"I believe this is called payback"
"What the hell did I do to you"
"You ignored me"
"You slept with Renji"
Rukia shook her head. "Nope, that was a lie...but it't fault she tried to remove your pants from my body, when, I could of bled all over myself, but in this case I bled on your walls...So I guess this would be called Blood Walls"
"...Ew"
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End sorry if it was horrible, but hehahahah.haHA!.
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